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Posts by Enema Bandit

  1. Don't do it. No. That's not good. This is wrong. No.
  2. I don't watch TV. At all. This is because I don't have a TV. I got rid of it a very long time ago so I wouldn't have to pay the TV licence. When you fund the BBC, you are funding communism.
  3. We don't really do American history this side of the pond.
  4. His fucking head is gone.

    GONE.
  5. Originally posted by Jeremus He wouldn't be retarded in the afterlife. His soul would be whole.

    Do wheelchairs go to Heaven?
  6. Originally posted by Nil I was thinking a guillotine but after it lops my head off a spring loaded contraption jams a smiley face into my neck.

    Soundtrack:


  7. See?
  8. Originally posted by infinityshock because videogames have so much relevance to reality.

    A headshot did a lot of damage to this sad cunt.
  9. It's just a few minutes, but it feels like a lengthy respawn timer. Some people don't mind that, but it's a dealbreaker for me.
  10. I've tried Fortnite BR. I just can't get into the battle royale genre. For a game mode that's meant to be really fast-paced, it makes you wait a lot. You have to wait to join a server, then you have to wait for the match to actually start, then you have to wait before you can jump off the plane (battle bus, whatever), then you have to wait another minute or so before you're finally on the ground and in control. And once you're finally in the game proper, you have a choice to make: 1) go for kills and probably die very quickly, sending you back to the lobby to wait again; or 2) sneak around for twenty minutes like a pussy and try to kill whoever's still standing.

    I got tired of it pretty quickly. If I want to kill half an hour, I play on a Rust battlefield server. I used to like rifle deathmatch in Verdun, but that died a while back.
  11. A goy and his money are soon parted, oy vey.
  12. Can't say I'm a fan of anime myself. Can you be a weeb if you're interested in Japanese swordsmithing but you don't like anime? I'd say no, but some people insist you're a weeb if you appreciate anything Japanese.
  13. I wish I still enjoyed this game. Waited a year and a half for blueprints to come back, and it sucks compared to the old version. It's monotonous. Helk was like, "It's just a first pass, don't everyone lose your shit," but not much has improved in the five months since he half-arsed the new bp system over a single weekend.

    Same with the upkeep system. It took months and months for Facepunch to finally balance it out a little, because there were more important things to do first, such as making the new pubic hair look more realistic. Priorities...
  14. Originally posted by Hikikomori-Yume nuke China, Korea and Russia

    I'd be happy enough if they just region-locked the servers, to be fully honest with you.
  15. Headshots do 2x damage.
  16. Speechless? I'm not surprised. I couldn't tell you what any of those pizzas are like as I've never tried them. I like my pizzas without any topping because I'm autistic.
  17. Outlaw glorification of both nazism and communism, then send Merkel an email saying: "What's your excuse, commie?"
  18. Do people really think pineapple on pizza is weird? I've seen all kinds of pizzas. Beans pizza, spinach pizza, poor man's pizza (a slice of bread, ketchup, and grated cheese), haggis pizza, doner kebab pizza. There's a world of variety out there.
  19. Carpenter, just like Jesus.
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