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Posts by Enema Bandit

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  2. Imagine being too "cool" to experience Planescape Torment, a story that rivals the work of Dostoyevsky. Oh, but games are just for kids. Usually it's best to ignore conformist retards who don't know any better. Sometimes not, though. Depends how much lolcow potential they have.
  3. Originally posted by Solstice What do you do to relax in your free time that's so fucking productive and enriching? Never understood why anyone gives a fuck about how someone else enjoys themselves.

    Well, if he's Californian he's probably jacking it to twink porn or rioting. Stunning and brave.
  4. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood Rust is fun as hell and I watched hours of Frost movies which is where I learned the term "make a play"
    Generally I don't care to watch videos of other people playing Rust, but Stimpee has the best video thumbnails.
    https://www.youtube.com/c/SomethingAwesome/videos
    Got to respect such creativity.
  5. That is a sassy post.
  6. Opinions are like arseholes. Everybody has one. Except this girl I went to school with. Supposedly she was born with no arsehole and had to get one made with surgery. No one knows the truth.
  7. https://soundcloud.com/timewaster9000
  8. haha
  9. lol at the word enhancement
  10. What I remember about Sploo is he abused bundy and everything else and wanted to fuck his sister. I could kind of understand where he was coming from because at the time I wanted to fuck my cousin. But that's all water under the bridge.
  11. rest in rip
  12. I miss the distilled retardation of the good old days.
    https://web.archive.org/web/20140909091646/https://www.zoklet.net/bbs/group.php?groupid=317

    I remember a thread that was simply titled "1". Can't remember what the first few posts were about but it turned into pages of "Opera sucks" followed by "Nah, Opera's alright". That was a high quality thread. Couldn't find it on the archived site.
  13. Sploo will remember me. And Sanzenbacher if he's still around. Dunno if he is or what handle he's going by. Is Sploo still The Self Taught Man?
  14. no
  15. That audio thing was my fault. Turns out I accidentally muted the browser. I was drunk as shit.

    But that tabs resetting thing has happened before. It's really annoying. What if I had guests back and suddenly I have a bunch of porn tabs open?
  16. I recently got back into Rust, but I've not played on a live server yet. Just been pissing about on my test server trying to figure out how much the game's changed in my absence. And then this thing drops just last night.

    So for just one week, you can get an inexpensive AFK offline raid. I'm guessing this is just a fun way for Facepunch to test out the pets feature they've been working on. Pretty cool, I suppose.
  17. Why does Manjaro suck so fucking hard? Suddenly I had no audio, so I rebooted. Then my browser greeted me with tabs I had open several days ago. Still have no audio.
  18. me irl
  19. I'm already hungover and wishing was dead, so wtf? There's a dinner plate on my floor mattress, so I must have ate something.
  20. Hey, I might man, I might. Had one one of those those nights. Got a beer after work. Thought the chick who served me lookd like the dog-walker who full-on bent over and gave me a nice view of her arse. Bought vodka. Listened to music for a bit. Woke up on couch after 1am wondering what the fuck happened.
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