Posts by Enema Bandit

1. 2015-09-04 at 4:16 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   

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   Ubermosh soundtrack
   
   http://www.mediafire.com/download/5m48n9xg0xrp42w/nuffin.zip shh
2. 2015-09-04 at 4:10 AM UTC in Wrong amount of folks online
   

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   Because Lanny configured the time people stay logged in to over 9000 days.

   I get kicked out after a day or two.
3. 2015-08-29 at 2:30 AM UTC in How did religion begin?
   

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   Daddy Insanity and mommy Insanity had a baby. They named it Religion.
4. 2015-08-28 at 6:22 AM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   

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5. 2015-08-26 at 2:53 PM UTC in How is babby formed?
   

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   Write something...
6. 2015-08-22 at 9:39 AM UTC in Anyone been playing Terraria since the 1.3 update?
   

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   Yare yare…was gathering the items to craft an ankh shield before fighting the mechanical bosses in expert mode and it took me over 800 dark mummy kills to get a blindfold. The drop rate is supposed to be 1-2%! Other people have had similar problems, but that was one hell of a bad luck streak.

   
   Yeah. I haven't played much of expert mode yet, but I found it easier to get all the parts of the cell phone than the ankh shield.
   
   

   The message at the top of the game during that was even "You sand bro?" It's like the game was mocking me. Made me wonder if it was a punishment somehow snuck in for users that had pirated the game.

   
   That's quite possible. A lot of game developers do that now. I like the one in Game Dev Tycoon. http://www.greenheartgames.com/2013/04/29/what-happens-when-pirates-play-a-game-development-simulator-and-then-go-bankrupt-because-of-piracy/
7. 2015-08-20 at 12:57 PM UTC in Have you met the one?
   

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   hehe
8. 2015-08-19 at 9:04 PM UTC in What are you listening to right now, space nigga?
   

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   https://soundcloud.com/mmastalka/c2012-s1-ison
9. 2015-08-19 at 9 PM UTC in Have you met the one?
   

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   The One?
   
   You mean... Neo?
10. 2015-08-19 at 8:59 PM UTC in Cooking Ethiopian for the First Time
    

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    Ethiopian food? You had nothing for dinner?
11. 2015-08-19 at 8:51 PM UTC in Anyone been playing Terraria since the 1.3 update?
    

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    You killed all three mechanical bosses at once yet? This method works okay:
    
12. 2015-08-02 at 9:57 AM UTC in Anyone been playing Terraria since the 1.3 update?
    

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    I have ten achievements left to unlock.
13. 2015-08-02 at 9:56 AM UTC in I take a break for a month and Raw Drama shuts down.
    

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    Kill yourself.
14. 2015-08-01 at 3:19 PM UTC in Anyone been playing Terraria since the 1.3 update?
    

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    Yeah, I've heard people refer to Terraria as "2D Minecraft" a lot. But you're forgetting that most people are idiots with limited imaginations. Calling Terraria a "2D Minecraft" is like calling Skyrim "Minecraft with better graphics". Apples and coconuts, mate.
15. 2015-08-01 at 3:04 AM UTC in Anyone been playing Terraria since the 1.3 update?
    

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    You autists don't like Terraria anymore or something?
16. 2015-08-01 at 2:32 AM UTC in I take a break for a month and Raw Drama shuts down.
    

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    No.
17. 2015-08-01 at 2:26 AM UTC in Anyone been playing Terraria since the 1.3 update?
    

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    Write something...
18. 2015-08-01 at 1:53 AM UTC in I take a break for a month and Raw Drama shuts down.
    

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    It's like a slasher movie.
19. 2015-08-01 at 1:32 AM UTC in I take a break for a month and Raw Drama shuts down.
    

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    Write something...