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Posts by Enema Bandit

  1. oppai oppai
  2. Originally posted by Daily White means European.

    Only faggots say this. Every wise man knows the Japanese are white.

  3. golf clap

    We have freedom of speech, tho. We're a first world country. We have freedom of speech.
  4. Originally posted by Juicebox He's probably a minority and they're looking for a white guy to take the fall

    I dunno, man. These blast points... too precise for sand people.
  5. Yeah. The monologue in part one was put together from quotes taken directly from Elliot Rodger's manifesto, and I included the #YesAllWomen thing because Elliot Rodger Day caused it to come about. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/YesAllWomen
  6. Originally posted by lempoid loompus my video gaim is more autistic than ur video game!!!!!!!!

    What game is that?
  7. Originally posted by Crash I’m just hoping there’s not a grand finale involving bigger explosives in the center of Austin.

    You don't like fireworks?
  8. I made that "game," yes. Many years ago.
  9. Originally posted by lempoid loompus morrowind is the extreme example of this

    half of the game is trying to walk past mountains

    Why walk when you can fly?
  10. Originally posted by Fox Paws Whose day got ruined by this?

    The LP'er. He was obviously disappointed. Frankly, I'm surprised he kept this shit on his channel. Maybe I'm partly responsible for the failure of his channel.
  11. Originally posted by lempoid loompus elder scrolls are all landscape no content

    Morrowind is different.
  12. I checked the entry for Muatra.

    Muatra, meaning Milk-Taker, is either a metaphorical or literal spear wielded by the god-king Vivec. The spear is a physical representation of Vivec's love which was "accidentally shaped like a spear," and is, for all intents and purposes, an allegorical likeness of Vivec's own genitals, in both his male and female gender.[1]

    Vivec supposedly made the spear from his own love and turned it into a deadly weapon by utilizing a secret he "bit off" Molag Bal's spear while they were married. After attacking Molag Bal, Vivec used his new spear to kill all the thousands of offspring he had birthed with his then spouse, turning them into barren and withered bone-shapes.[1][OOG 1] It was at this point that it was named Muatra.

  13. I've been doing some research into Morrowind's lore because I've never really taken the time to understand it before. I was looking into the three figureheads of the Tribunal and wondered why they killed Indoril Nerevar and how. The page for Indoril Nerevar included this image:

    I also found a cringy cosplay version of the scene:

    So he was skewered by Vivec, defaced by Sotha Sil, and had his feet cut off by Almalexia. Why though? I found a suitable answer in this reddit comment:
    AFAIK it goes like this:

    Seht cuts off his Face so he can walk as anyone. Ayem cuts off his feet so he can walk any way as he wishes. And Vekh stabs him in the back so he can feel the muatra from both sides.

    Translation: Seth cuts off his face so he can return as anyone, Ayem cuts his feet so he is freed from constrains and can walk his own way and Vekh stabs him so he can be either man or women.

    its a setup to the Nerevarine who can be of any Race, Class and gender and can life his life as he chooses.
    This would suggest that the Tribunal wanted Nerevar to be reincarnated so he could fuck their shit up, but why then is the Nerevarine Cult outlawed by the Tribunal?

    Doesn't make sense.
  14. Seriously, though. The Republic of China (Taiwan) used to be awesome. They had martial law there for decades and executed thousands of commies.
  15. China numbah one!
  16. When you feel pride and shame at the same time? I was responsible for this cringe:


    I was so proud at the time because I ruint someone's day, but when I rediscovered this I felt ashamed, but still proud.
  17. It looks like a verb in the title.
  18. What did Sploo do to get an act named after him? (I was gone from here for ages.)
  19. Originally posted by aldra In the UK everyone has to pay a 'television tax' or something along those lines to fund the BBC, and the only way to be exempted from it is not to have a television at all

    There's a little more to it than that. You can't watch any live broadcasts on any channel (not just BBC channels), and you can't watch or download anything on the BBC iPlayer either. http://www.tvlicensing.co.uk/check-if-you-need-one

    Just to be on the safe side, I own no TV and block all sites affiliated with the BBC.
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