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  1. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Obbe So I spoke to the medical examiner, I guess she set up an air mattress in the garage. She had a gas mask sort of thing rigged up to a CO2 canister from her soda stream, and she injected herself with an overdose of insulin. She had left the vehicle parked outside which the neighbors found unusual and when they noticed that, they also noticed the monitor she had set up in the window connected to her computer, displaying text requesting someone to call the authorities. The house was locked but the authorities were able to get into the truck and used the garage door opener to gain entry to the garage and the rest of the house. She left up signs with my contact information and to not resuscitate her. She had sealed some letters and left other important documents on the dining table, which I guess the police or whoever opened up anyways, I'll have to reseal and mail them out to people later.

    Sorry you have to mail those letters out, that can't be pleasant. The following might sound a little morbid but the Hypoglycemic Coma/CO2 combo, is a smart way to go about it. She didn't suffer.
  2. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Donald Trump She's not going to fight and neither is her brother.

    So what's the plan? Be home but also in an active warzone?
  3. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo I feel like Arabic is a good language to have to communicate there because if someone doesn't know Arabic you can accuse them of not being as studious a Muslim Scholar as you are

    Arabic is just the Lingua Franca in those parts fam. ONTOPIC: Get ready for a repeat of what happened when the Soviets left Afghanistan. It's going to be civil war forever. I find it somehow funny that the Taliban is now the government trying to stop an insurgency. Ironic, don't you think?
  4. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    I wish Groceries Girl was a Nazi.

    That feel when no nazi gf. Tactical Sun Wheels are a nice touch. Uber uns die Swarze Sonne in einer Weisse Welt.
  5. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Sudo I guess they'll have to use the Chinese knockoff "microsilk" instead of Microsoft. Russians are so unresourceful with computers too, What a tragedy.

    FYI, the "Syrian Electronic Army" was based out of Russia. Not that they were especially impressive. But the point still stands.
  6. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Consumer level gaymen laptops with a bunch of fancy extra buttons.

    There's a reason linux nerds stick to thinkpads.

    Just add a repo for proprietary firmware, брат. Also, Sovietski Soyuz didn't have no imperialist capitalist McDonalds, then again they did have bread lines. At any rate, i have it on good authority that the general sentiment in Russia regarding the sanctions is: "We've been through worse".
  7. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    If i was Ukrainian, born and raised. I'd stay to do my patriotic duty. But i feel like that's more of a guy thing. Maybe she just really wants to shoot some people.
  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Poland is a Buffer state between Germany and Russia. Always has been, except for that one time where you had the Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth.
  9. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Imagine being a partisan for NATO fighting for Ukraine against Russia. I seem to remember a time where partisans were considered a Soviet and by extension Russian thing.

    That said, partisans will get a Makarov pressed just below the left ear before the lights go out.
  10. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Because the alts aren't about making a new "character"?

    How many times do you people need this explained? There is no deep 4D nintendo strategy troll going on behind this. I just think an account name might sound cool, make it, Google either the account name or some relevant term + "gifs" and use it as an Ava.

    I never remotely make any effort to hide my identity at all. Ever. Literally never. Shouldn't that tell you everything you need to know?

    How fucking boring.
  11. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Haxxor You can't steal the things that God has given me

    I'm pretty sure i could.
  12. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Nile im alive, the reasons for my disappearance are pretty spot on. and would usually be true but no im not dead or incarcerated, although i am still slowly going crazy, i got rly bad frost bite and have been laying around waiting, was told to follow up with a surgeon in 4-6 weeks, which i think was way too long, im going to see a plastic surgeon at a hospital tomorrow for assessment, probly gonna lose 1 finhger and sections of 5 other ones. ill be glad when they cut these fuckers off or whatever, they are constantly bleeding and leaking puss.

    not dead yet, thanks 4 caring. at least if i suffer an untimely demise i know my niggas with pour out libations.

    Damn, well good to know you're still alive at least. Not so good you're getting your fingers amputated, i'd be freaking out if i had frostbite that bad.
  13. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Jolly Juice

    Sounds like 80's slang for GHB.
  14. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence The law has nothing to do with whether you're a sickfuck

    I agree, your prophet was definitely a sick fuck.
  15. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Not till they are 3 months or more old…so before then they are guilty and sinful…and speaking as a former little bastard I was sinning pretty much everyday from the age of 5 onwards.

    Catholics get a get out of jail free card. Because you can repent. Although i don't think you're getting into heaven on a technicality ya dig.
  16. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Artificial Intelligence Literally any time I interact with you, I can't get over the hurdle of you fucking kids and make that fact openly clear.

    This should not be some surprise that defies your expectations at this point.

    It doesn't surprise me, but it's a little silly. Why do you keep making alts if as soon as i post you just break character?
  17. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker But you admit he would be on the list.

    Note i did say "If i would" and "might give a shit". Don't flatter yourself now. Also it makes sense that if i were to actually make a list i'd have a list with everyone on it.
  18. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Kafka Is it painful?

    He'll get a heart attack, and you'll get away with it if no one sees you. Because after death elevated levels of Potassium naturally start to occur.
  19. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Catholics believe in original sin…so children are guilty as fuck.

    No. because Catholic babies get baptized, why? To get rid of original sin. So a child after baptism is in an enhanced state of grace. No original sin and no time yet to be sinning.
  20. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    LD50 for potassium chloride is 30mg/kg when injected. You could murder the husband with a syringe and a fat bottle of Kcl. It's generally prescribed for hypokalemia and prophylaxis.
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