hell yea everybody but my baby mama know im paid
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i remember when star trek said he would fuck an attractive 15 year old in poland if it was legal and she was really hot and that kinda made me reconsider the snitchuation
that being said wariat did get deported for fucking a 12 year old and I can see how all this confusion with small numbers could confuse a slavic man into just saying he likes kids
me? I'll probably just find some 18 year old hoe that'll probably be 16 or 25 and be so high on vacation idrgaf and fuck her 2 on 1 with wariat like some facialabuse shit and just pay her extra
the exchange rate is very good that i expect soon I will be able to do this for like a couple thousand dollars
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Originally posted by jerryb
I know your not dumb Bradley, you and I both know girls in every country think a fat wallet sexy.
ya and people who can travel to third world countries from America normally got money to spend (i don't but we can bullshit people really easily)
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wariat do polish girls find americans with real usa dollars in their wallet sexy or no
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my dream is to spend 2 weeks in Lodz with wariat and fuck tons of over 18 sluts and get them readdicted to mephedrone n anal with old men.
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star trek would u come meet me in lodz? U can bring grocery girl
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2023-10-15 at 2:40 PM UTC
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Random NIS found in public
If we all made 100 little stickers and put them everywhere in our city we could have a population community explosion of at least 12 members, effectively doubling our community not seen since datehotel came in the early 2020s.
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2023-10-15 at 2:22 PM UTC
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do you do samples i am a very high ranking member here and would be happy to tell others in our community your trustworthiness for .25$ worth of product
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I shoved a highlighter in my ass as a wahy to start this process off correctly.
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Yes I smoke that shit regularly. It's wonderful if you put it into a cigarette tip and let it dry then puff on it as you would a joint , hodling it in for 4-6 seconds. It gets my blood really unclotted and feels super good when I'm doing a long night study sess with the boys.
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2023-10-12 at 9:20 PM UTC
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Bad idea, or legit?
Yes I have installed many such applicances in my home, if you do 3 it can cut your bill so low that they pay you 20%
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hating so much is a reflection of who you are.
i hope you find peace
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Good I sold a lot of corn on the curb yesterday. People think it's funny, i told them we're trying to get a stripper for next week if I make enough and i was just gonna hire this prostitute i met at the crisis center two days ago at the hospital u'll love it
n im thinking about hiring some of the locals to help me clean up when i leave u know what i mean broski cuz my clientelle don't really like the garbage can bucket when they got the street 2feet away
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Hey everyone longtime local fuck up BradleyB. I haven't had a drink in 31 days and I Don't feel very thirsty anymore. I've had a lot of sober time on my hands.
I started a company similar to the state fair or like carnivals where you can buy sweet corn that someone grilled & dip it in da butter and then u got ur good ass seasonings right.
I titled my business Corn on the Curb and I have a sliding price scale just like the doctors office where if I don't like you it's 5$ and if I know you it's 2 for 5. Don't want 2 alright 3$ but don't tell nobody.
So I don't actually gril the corn, I just microwave that shit. And I got this wagon I jacked from some apartment complex like half mile away and spraypainted yellow and wrote CORN ON THE CURB on both sides, so we got a bucket full of feed corn (I pay like 15 cents a cob nigga), my boy found the microwave and it's old as fuck and dirty so I put a yellow sheet over it with the salt and seasonings and pepper lol so it looks real nicde.
I tried to cut costs at every level of production. So we got the stolen red ryder wagon (WHich I call the Corn Cab) and I don't have an external power bank strong enough for a microwave, so I just plug it into my former store I managed and sell to everyone who knows me. Instead of butter I use the cheapest margarin I could find cut with a little bit of this crisco, but it's more like lard. I got a fatass bag of salt but I put it into all the salt shakers and spice containers I could find, and then I also got spicy seasonins incase ur one of them mexicans from cuba we got a lot of. So basically we got dirty microwave my friend found, 1 night of perfecting the corn cab, I unplugged an extension cord from a construction site so they don't know I"m stealing their power and a sign that says
"CORN ON THE CURB" on some yellow cardboard and i shit you not.
I got like 80$ in two hours a couple days ago on my first day (I do this in the afternoon like right now except the owners there so i didn't go out today) and i'm thinking about expanding into other areas of the ghetto.
For lil kids we do the "Korny Kid Special" which is 1/2 cob kids eat free with paying adult.
So my total investment was the block of salt (15$ on the livestock salt like huge ass cube of salt), 10$ in feed corn on the cob still in the skin, and the grease was like 15$ from the mexican store for the biggest , cheapest jug they had.
Remember you can't be in the red if you don't spend that much and break even within 90 minutes of your grand opening.
Oh and I did buy 5lb of sugar which was 15$ as well or some shit.
I also put a big letter A (not with anything about the food board, but the same color, I just went online and took the food inspector page businesses that serve food have to post, cut the names and text out of it and so i just have a letter A and the date says last month lol I have it taped to the microwave.f
I take the feed corn, inspect it for bugs and dirt and then soak it for 6 hours in sugar water, I just throw them in a bucket and go to school then when someone orders I act like i'm getting everything prepared for them and i'm talking and i just hit start ont he microwavfe for 140 seconds.
second day it rained on my way there and i was kinda pissed, the third day I got about 50-60 bucks which was a wednesday. And today i'm fucked cuz that fat paki piece of shit that owns the place and doens't let honest, hard working managers who use fake names keep employment there.
So toorrow I'mma go outside the liquor store and sell it. I'm thinking about offering popcorn if I can find away to boil oil and pop dried corn kernels the feed store also sells. and just put the same lard and sugar on that shit too.
Bro people love some random ass white guy with the corncab sitting outside a business they got fired from for committing light identity theft with their dead friends name, who quit drinking and is now selling corn on the curb telling people he also accepts weed as payment.
Like kr0z dogs but way more ghetto, less friendly, I got a machete in the wagon, and noone knows the inside of the microwave is the same color as them.
Discuss.
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sorry guys i'm having a pretty corny night
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Ya okay and the Muslims were going to run in with 1,400 guerilla fighters and destroy the jedis once and for all. LOL
Bro they're both so mad lol, allah told one of them they don't have toa im just shoot so many that if u miss ur guy will hit it lol 8,000 rockets so israel fired 5,000 bombs (at like 500-2000lb each) precision aimed at high population centers in Gaza.
LOL
I personally don't have any dog in the fight other than being an anti semite as well as America where our Zionist occupied government continues to provide unwavering support for the state of Israel.
So if the jedis win again, I kinda "benefit" i guess by my country having it's best friend in the desert being okay.
And if the Muslims hoards suceed in running every man woman and child of Israeli citizenship to their death, imshallah.
Senior Pharicesse of the jedis said recently that he is going to fight without restraint. That's been echoed by their hawkish highest priests in the military and they are mobilizing the largest army they've ever had.
LOL and the muslims are like OK FUYS WE GOT THIS BIGTCH FOR REAL THIS TIME
and i hope they do but the difference is like a golden desert eagle and a rusty kalishnnikov that your father was given in 1973 that was never oiled but regularly inspected for ample dust,and sand.
n i Think this is gonna be dope as fuck can i get the opinions of our local muslims? Michael Myers, sudo (white canadian perspective), captain falcon are encouraged to respond.
I don't think we have any jedis her and I think that's for the best. The jedi opinion is known to anyone with some intelligence or knowledge can figure out.
The jedis are trying to figure out a way to ferret out any orthodox Muslims that put religion over money/capitalist consumer goods, what the west has done to its people.
The devout muslims are trying to cling to their culture and that's not okay to the jedis who seek to dominate the levels of government, economy, and most recently media and entertainment in order to better control and exploit the people whose country they reside in.
A nomadic people no one wanted suceeded in taking over the European royalties, the former USSR and all related states, and the Western countries in North America in less than 200 years without through simple manipulation and looking white. Incredible, I am glad the Muslims realized this.
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Folks I was very much excited to eeeee'EEEEEE myself, I wrote a letter to each of the important people in my life, like eight people or so, grabbed up all my stuff and went ot the ocean.
I sat there for awhile, I decided to do it sober so I would really feel what was going on and I was just chillin and I realized I was thinking coherently, like really coherently and it occured to me that I'm not mentally retarded. Just mildly blind (wherever I look has a blind spot so I have to read with my peripherals vision relatively up close)
So I decided I'mma try to live life right for a couple months. Now that my mind isn't going on me, I'm trying to find otherways to live.
I started doing yoga, eating 2-3 meals a day, I take a handful of supplements/vitamins, went back on my anti depressants and most importantly (IMO) I quit drinking three and a half weeks ago. This is the longest I've gone without a drink in about 10 months.
I'm still learning how to use a lot of the accessibility software the school furnished me with, they're buying me a new laptop if I get accepted for the emergeny financial aid, and all my professors r gonna go super soft on me cuz i'm disabled LOL
So yeah, I just been smoking pot, I think about this forum here and there. But reading has become extremely arduous as I do it a couple letters at a time or have to use text to speech.
That being said my new lifestyle was needed because I no longer really have the four friends I have kept close to my heart for most of my life:
-Non Fiction Reading
-Shitposting in this Community
-Drinking Alcohol
-Fishing
So I've tried my best to focus on school even tho it's hard to read, I'm trying to sign up for these community classes for the blind so I can meet blind chicks to fuck in the ass/wife but if I wife someone anal is a must, I don't even really hang out outside with my friends ont he block like I used to because I feel like IDK now that I'm not piss drunk they're kinda lackluster people who tell circular lies but when they come full circle in their story or they repeat themselves the stories change.
So yeah I'm trying to live decent.
I think I went partially blind because I've been a bad person for the last twenty years or so, but realistically I was a bad child too. So I guess this is my punishment and I hope to try to become a nicer better person but its a challenge going from being a piece of shit to being a good person.
Mostly I feel like I'm a wounded lion, I thought I was gonna be a retarded blind man and like actually brain dead and since I didn't actually begin developing mental retardation, I opted to not kill myself and stop using hard drugs in addition to alcohol.
I think about killing myself periodically throughout the day but truthfully I like being alive even if it is kinda difficult and boring. I think that's why I wanna have a kid, so I can try to be nice to some child and raise him semi right and have someone to talk to. My dogs doing good too.
A lot of times I just feel sad but I guess that's part of losing your vision, at least i'm not incarcerated like Roshambo or burnt out like Ghost or mentally lacking like Wariat. So that's good I Guess.
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Folks this is a recipe handed down throughout my family for almost 3 generations.
My mother actually saw someone do it once in the 80s and has been using it as her go to party side. I now will teach you how to make BradleyB's Better Bean Dip (contains no beans)
So you're gonna require 5 ingredients. Before the US dollar became worthless, all of this could be purchased for 6-8$
What you're gonna need:
-Tortilla Chips
-16 ounces of room temp/softened cream cheese
-2 cans of Chili No Beans, I get 1 spicy and 1 mild
-Some jalepeno slices, not too many, don't want to make it too crazy
-2 bags of shreded mexican cheese but any cheese will work if its yellow and shredded.
Smush the cream cheese into a 9xidk like a big one but not too big like 14 inches or some shit, into a uniform layer.
put one side with the spicy chili and one side not, sometimes I mix them together, just do whatever you want CORRECTLY.
alright alright, sprinkle all the cheese on, now ur gonna take your glass baking tray, I use that good ass glass that the crackman and scientists use but I can't remember off the top of my head what it's called. PYREX!
and then put your jalepenis slices on the spicy side, sometimes I hit it with a little bit of ht sauce on that side too.
microwave it for 10 minutes, stop when the cheese starts bubbling that's how u know it's ready
Serve with tortilla chips and call it something cool with ur first name
Ppl love BradleyBean dip
i kinda wanna make some of this shit for dinner but I only have saltine crackas.
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Sounds like you're
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I'm thinking about going to the end of one of the eleven docks in miami that's designed for fishing in deep water hundreds of feet out, filling my backpack and pockets of cargo pants with stones, and a backpack on my front full of stones andnd jumping into the ocean and trying to swim as far as I can alway from the pylons at high tide is receeding and be carried out to the bottom of the sea and become a water spirit (basically a landspirit but more wetter) .
Quetion how do I se ure the bags to my body or weights to my body to ensure that when I do get to the bototm i'm not so heavy i don't move with the current like an anchor but heavy enough that when the gasses and shit expand my body doesn't end up floatingup and be recovered. I don't want to be cremated or embalmed, I want to bea corpse at the bottom of the ocean and hopefully get eaten by an octopus (my favorite sea creature, i wouldn't mind BEING an octopus either, just saying.)
I have lived a hard life and am now suffering from blindness that is uncurabele related to thiamine deficiencies that occured while i was drinking.
I started my anti depressants and stopped drinking 13 days ago, went to the hospital and detoxed, and ya so i got optic nerve nueropathy and it's hard for me to read, i can't drink, i can't really use my phone good and it's hard to keep up in school i was like fuck it, i got something for these bitches. I'm 30 , i've had enough people die that i'm less cared than i used to be of it, and i'm pretty sure you just reincarnated into the same dumbass family tree you fell out of. Or you become a landspirit, or shit maybe i'll be in Hell. . I really wanted to kill myself when it first happened but anyway, so when I get super stoned i kidna feel better i can still see everything and shit, just got noa bility to read anything that's not bold print and in my peripheralscuz I got a blindspot over my retina.
So I'm probably gonan kill myself with the rocks in the packbaackpackssacks n shit,
ey i thought about how funny would it be when i charter a 1200$ 12 hour fishing trip, go all tweaked out and fish like a motherfucker and when we're at 400feet, just put my two backpacks on, give each one of them a 100$ tip and say that was really fun guys, put the backpacks on and jump over the side of their boat and start swimming as deep as I can with weights and when i can't swim any deper holding my breath for all it was worth, I just take the biggest breath of fresh ocean water.
I think you got like 20 seconds until unconsciousness but the pressure will probably render me too confused to do much of anything after 120 feet (how far I would sink i think) and the fisherman be like wtf when we're at 450 feet of water cuz i told them i wanna try going as deep as we can!~!~!~~!~!~
So anyway, i might not do it cuz i do have some grudges in wisconsin i wanna settle and i suppose i could do the same shit and just do it in lake michigan but i don't wanna live in that nasty ass green ecoli nasty ass polluted waterway i grew up next to. I liek ke being warm, i might do a bunch of ghb while i do it and climb something tall and just try to land 45 stories into someone when I do the worlds most epic weighted cannonball onto a sidwawalk when it's really busy or do a dive like a missile butt ass naked haha
pls don't tell on me i'm not intending to do this in anyway
so yeah bye.
Before I leave I want to say two things, my
1- Paul Wozny is not actually totse2k1/quickmixready I made 100% of that up because he does look exactly liek that fat pedophile i knew in wisconsin state prison. Fat ugly skizo fuck. I have loved picking on him more than most. The other being KipoHippo/§m£ÂgØL/Juan as the migos call him.
2-For over 12 years this community has been a shithole and I appreciate all the people I bothered on this website and hollar to everyone who likes me, i like u too.
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