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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    im on house arrest in florida and i can see why people like him

    to be honest I kinda like him more knowing he going through the same shit i am.
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm thinking I only want to date black girls from now on.
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Watching shows about murderers
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Yall racist
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    I always wonder what Hitler was doing in Antartica when he was sending all that base building material (like steel and timber and nails/screws/etc) to South America that never got there but was diverted to antartica which never saw a nazi base.

    my friend told me when I was on acid the earth was hollow and giants lived there and there was atlantis and I believe him kinda still

    I like when they're like "The upper mantel is 95% this but the lower mantle is nickle and magnetic and can make the poles due to gravity" and i remember being half asleep in 8th grade geology and just thinking this is so fucking retarded and then later on inc ollege i had to take a science course so i took earth science cuz ROCKS! r easy and thinking the same shit like nigga people can't even reliably find gold until they crush up the rock but u gonna tell me u can tell what some shit is 4,000 miles to the center and be like ya
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Ballsdeep python
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    In much much happier news about me, I'm no longer blind. I was using Read Highlighted Text to intermittently post on the forum since September 11th when I was told I have optical nueropathy from drinking. I don't want to make this about me but I guess I will since I still have my narcisstic character traits. Everyone has heard the notion that people can go blind from drinking, there's actually three ways this is achieved;
    -Drinking isopropyl or wood grain alcohol.
    -Liver failure resulting in jaundice eye toxicity
    -Vitamin b1 Thiamine deficiency killing the optic nerve from oxygen depervation (B1 carries the oxygen to the nerve)

    Folks the last one is what got me when I proceeded to go from February of 2023 to September 2023 without eating much of anything. To sum up how I was living is to say drunkenly, I was drinking 12-16 tall boys of malt liquor 211 steel reserve everyday and in the morning I would vomit up yellow bile and anything I ate. Once I got drunk I wasn't hungry. The little I did eat wasn't absorbed by my intestines.

    I developed a giant blind spot in both eyes at whatever I looked at and required intense light to see anything around me. Carry forward I was finaly urged to go to the baskin palmer eye institution a nationally recognized eye institute for all things optical. I was subjected to an intense 2 day trip where they spent the first day examining my eyes for 14 hours (nothing wrong with them) and then the next day looking for tumors and shit in my brain for 12 hours (nothing wrong). The second day a 200 year old doctor from Japan asked me if I am bulimic, anorexic or an addict that doesn't eat. I said yea dat last one, i need a sammich and a beer every four hours (even in the hospital I had a backpack of brews and they hand out snacks since they charge your insurance so much, the government paid 8,000$ for the first day and 14,000 for the second day I later told Medicare they're responsible for paying)

    he said oh no u have optical nueropathy where the otpical nerve died. I didn't go intime to save my right eye which when I close my left eye I can't see about a football size blank spot, but my left eye was only extremely blurry which is how I posted here so much.

    I didn't drink from 9/11 (i remember the date because I fucked with the TVs there to get it to stop playing the same 5 minute ad about their facility and play PBS which had only 9/11 terrorist documentaries on the first day, second day I watched ID about killers and shit like I like) to 11/11 which is the anniversary of my first long term girlfriend which gave me severe depression and does every year. I was told that because the brain stops developing in your late teens early 20s that it was irrecoverable, to take vitamins so it doesn't get worse and to get used to it !~!~!~ so I stayed in college that semester and focused on my weed, crack, & meth habits (mostly weed but everythin else semi regularly)

    the disease also commonly affects children in the third world countries because b1 is most commonly found in leafy green vegetables so like if you are an orphan you eat whatevers plentiful in your country so like in Asia the orphans only eat rice, in historical ireland they only ate potatos, in South America/Latin America its mostly like root mush i can't remember the name of (kinda like mashed potatos i think it's called YUCCA or some shit) & in africa they eat mostly dirt i think so yeah but if those kids get on a multi vitamin cuz they're still developing their brain they can get well but once you're old it's kinda fucked.

    So I started drinking 11/11 and attacked my roommate (domestic violence battery) & then I posted my bail and came home the next day. About a week later my dog (a little scottish terrier named scotty, 9 months old at the time) got attacked by this doberman that wasn't on a leash and I cut the other dog from it's jaw to it's shoulder with my knife

    ANIMAL CRUELTY BY USE OF A WEAPON CAUSING GREAT BODILY INJURY OR DEATH

    wow that's kinda serious and cuz he had a group of people that all said his dog was on a leash, i just ran up and stabbed it, that his dog didn't do nuffin, I got the book thrown at me :(

    nigga they wanted to give me a couple years in prison for this shit,

    so I was in jail, the DV got dismissed and I posted my bail again, kept drinking cuz i felt hopeless and had failed fall semester and when I got out of jail I didn't take any of my mental health medication that they always put me on when I'm locked up and my roommate pissed me off when i was drunk and blacked out and I guess I slapped the shit out of him and threatened him witha knife.

    :(

    So that was aggravated assault with a deadly weapon felony & battery DV

    this time they put my bail at 27,000 and I didn't have the 10% to waste bailing out again.

    He got the DV aggravated assualt charge dropped so I just had the animal cruelty one

    I got 1 year house arrest, I got out wednesday, my vision is good in my left eye again so I did the most sensible thing with my meager 400$. I bought a google chromebook, got into a sober living facility that takes my entire check minus 50 bucks a month to live on for food, & a gaming controller to play Amazon Luna games on for the next year--lol.

    My vision came back tho in my left eye perfectly, I take 2 vitamins like the one a day multivitamins but I take two and I can't afford to eat anything other than ramen noodles, everyone forgave me and said I shouldn't have taken the deal they offered but the jail here is fucking terrible like worse than anything I ever experienced in Wisconsin juvie, foster homes, jails and prison. They keep it at 55 degrees so you're so fucking cold my arthritis (that went away in florida) was flarring back up from the conditions.

    but i can see out of my left (dominant) eye so it doesn't really bother me much i haven't drank in a month and feel smarter, i'm working back to get into college so i can leave during the day and I have great news

    a year of dedicated shit posting awaits yall

    Hope that answers questions posed to me by the following users who missed me dearly:
    Warcry/Wariat
    & dats it mane no one else gave a shit.
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    ya it's pretty cool
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    I can see your posts now, so much happier, that was the hardest part about being temporarily blind.
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    hi candy, i missed u
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Wariat a known homogeneous lover of having his ass eaten has reached around to me and started the introductory course with my baseball bat in the basement homey.
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    So I just got out of jail and I want to start a multi million dollar company.

    I read the Bible for like ten minutes when someone said in Duetotomity where it says you shouldn't do stuff with dudes that you do with women so I've decided to follow this one sentence and make it my life mission; God Hates Fags LLC.

    BASICALLY we're gonna teach Homo men to be family men kinda like how that one guy did in my old favorite movie Bruno where he said we can make men enjoy playing the flute 🪈, wrestling, and squats without it being an appetizer for homogeneous intercourse.

    I will be charging 69.69 per class held in my bathroom at the facility I have to stay at for one year on house arrest.

    Free samples for verified homes for honest reviews.

    My computer comes tomorrow. Sorry if I don't reply sooner.
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  13. Bradley Florida Man
    prison is there if I need to lean on the state to correct my naughty behavior but the older I get i"m pleased to say I do less bad shit and I don't get into as much trouble, not as stupid to do lil ass petty kid shit anymore
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    I did that for a couple years of my life off and on, how do u forget?

    I went when I was 19 (12 years ago when u knew me) and then again at 23 only for lil bits then when I Threw the beer can through that guys window lol u remember dat riptotse
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Wariat where this hr chick interviewing me for a job asked me if i had a chance within their offices or there was such a chance would i fuck a 16 yr old. and i got so nervous and did a slight laugh not knowing how to answer the question then said its legal in poland right?

    Were you nervous about getting your first job or something
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    i put this on god candyrein I'd eat a piece of glass to fuck you everyway I could dream of once.
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by CandyRein

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    ;)


    💘

    You are really pretty, holy shit. Candy I honestly you were a chubby lil nurse thing goin on wit ur feastin and ur tokez n what not, god damn u pretty af lol hope u doing good
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    i heard she's really mean to people who work for her and no one likes her and that's why her show got canceled.
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Meikai nigga u already on immunosuppressants wtf u worried about rejection for lmao

    I don't take methotrexate or humira (DMARD) or prendisone anymore.

    I literally take 2 vitamins for my eyes, a men's multi and 1 anti depressant in a medium dose daily about 25-28 times a month.

    And no i can see fine in my dreams (Without the focal point blurriness) and she reminded me of Caitlin, my seconds ex girlfriend, who I always had the hots for cuz she was my girlfriends of seven years best friend for most of my childhood.
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    bro one of the beest parts about going to jail is all the life stories u hear and my favorite part

    glaring logical inconsistencies as the story is retold a second time

    if u point it out ur a piece of shit, so your encentivized to exagerate

    its kinda sad because i would read so much so if I had multiple cell mates like in milwaukee, I'd have to hear this retardation more or less most nights for hours.

    but that's why i like to fuck people's bitches while she hits her kids and i drink all the WIC juice they got
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