Posts by Bradley - Niggas in Space

2023-09-19 at 2:04 PM UTC in Cock Surgery and other misguided medical quests.

Bradley Florida Man

I know what you fags are gonna say "BradleyB why is it all balls, butts, and cocks with you?" It isn't, but it is a majority of my shit posts.

So I've been wanting to get a silly surgery at some point for like ever since I met that tranny in 2018 and learned people actually lop their nuts off for pleasure. I thought for the first time in my life "Why not take advantage of a good situation and jam 2 extra testicles into me?" They're already cutting 'hers' off because she feels like it's needed, why not have me feel like I want 4 instead of 2. Don't really see the big difference except I may blow double loads and can show people and will look like I'm dragging around a bag of marbles (She do have small nuts that I highly doubt function well enough to produce loads even comparable to what your boy be whippin and naynayin).

However this was ruined the other day, my dreams forever crushed, see I don't talk to my exes, not because I don't want to but because unless I'm in the geographical area I'm kinda worthless and a very poor emotional support animal. I do give good back rubs, large weiner, have money, product, play the best 16 rap songs you're ever gonna hear on repeat, and tell funny jokes/monologues. But if I'm like in Florida or 20 minutes away and you don't drive, I might as well be dead to all those who have loved me.

She I guess it's a she now for real since it's got eunched like HTS and was super fucked up from surgery. Now like I don't know how to put this, I'm still extremely in love with her and would drop everything and ruin my life to be with her dumb tranny ass in a heartbeat, not because I am like a tranny chaser like Scron, but because I actually love her the way I've truthfully loved two people in my whole life.

So we don't talk cuz it honestly hurts me to know her and not be with her (same with the other cis female mexican girl, except she actually has a nice life, my tranny ex doesn't) and says she just got her nuts cut off and was all fucked up from coming out of anesthestia and I guess decided to call Brad and her family actually called me for her and we talked for about 20 minutes.

I said so what did they do with your nuts? She said IDK incinerate them or something like a tumor, I said that's bullshit!

So now I want cock enlargement surgury. I have about 200$ to spend and my passport will be coming in before October, so I'm extremely excited to visit third world shit holes and pick up veneral diseases, work on spanish, maybe fuck a nigger, visit my friend in The Gambia, visit Havana and ultimately eat rie made with sewer grease in Hanoi. I might go fuck a 15 year old ukrainian refugee with WAriat after he gets me really shitty drunk and tells me about the aoc in LOdz poland like 200 times, not cuz i Want to for me, but because I want to make some memories and add to our communities tome of legacy greatness.

I heard the brazil u can get ur butt lifted (not sure why u need a surgeon to do that, i'll do it for you for free if you're nice to me) and get like zebra hooves put on your wrists instead of hands and all types of stupid shit.

Surely for 180$ (plus 20$ tip) they can turn my dangler into a swangler.

Thoughts? No negative responses, please just encouragement, affirmation, and good advice that directly agrees with everything I posted.

Thanks.