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BradleyB's Better Bean Dip (A Homegrown Original)

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    Bradley Black Hole
    Folks this is a recipe handed down throughout my family for almost 3 generations.

    My mother actually saw someone do it once in the 80s and has been using it as her go to party side. I now will teach you how to make BradleyB's Better Bean Dip (contains no beans)

    So you're gonna require 5 ingredients. Before the US dollar became worthless, all of this could be purchased for 6-8$

    What you're gonna need:
    -Tortilla Chips
    -16 ounces of room temp/softened cream cheese
    -2 cans of Chili No Beans, I get 1 spicy and 1 mild
    -Some jalepeno slices, not too many, don't want to make it too crazy
    -2 bags of shreded mexican cheese but any cheese will work if its yellow and shredded.

    Smush the cream cheese into a 9xidk like a big one but not too big like 14 inches or some shit, into a uniform layer.

    put one side with the spicy chili and one side not, sometimes I mix them together, just do whatever you want CORRECTLY.

    alright alright, sprinkle all the cheese on, now ur gonna take your glass baking tray, I use that good ass glass that the crackman and scientists use but I can't remember off the top of my head what it's called. PYREX!

    and then put your jalepenis slices on the spicy side, sometimes I hit it with a little bit of ht sauce on that side too.

    microwave it for 10 minutes, stop when the cheese starts bubbling that's how u know it's ready

    Serve with tortilla chips and call it something cool with ur first name

    Ppl love BradleyBean dip

    i kinda wanna make some of this shit for dinner but I only have saltine crackas.
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