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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    These are my favorite type of posts on this website.
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  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Same thing with the like button but this is gonna be the dislike button. Will be recorded on one's user profile alongside liked posts.
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  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Bradley i make an account on most forums to talk shit until i realize i'm just mocking a toothless loser in a trailer park and his 400lb wife that wouldn't let me enter when I made an impromptu visit to his specific trailer

    My favorite part is where I'm holding a liter of liquor, had meth, had bud, I had my friend whose our best driver with me, and wanted to talk to the Administrator of such a great website as NewTotse.com, however what i saw is more shocking

    This weird toothless gremlin looks out the corner of a window "a common strategy among the tweakinfolk" and im like yeah that's him

    so after about 2 minutes of just knocking like a cop, this 400lb easily the fattest woman int he world, idk how she gets out that little ass door (probably doesn't) and she opens the door and says "brady doesn't live here." and I said "Whose the guy starring at me through the window?" and i pointed at the window of his "office" and she says "That's not Brady!" and slammed the door shut and did like 15 tweaker locks as is standard. And I be in my car like two minutes later asking my boy "Bro did you see how fat that bitch is? Huge huge huge titties (that don't go past her beer belly)

    nice, bro. real fucking what i expected.

    my favorite part is where i knocked on the door a bunch of times, and when she answered without me asking anything "BRADY ISN"T HERE."

    kinda weird that you would just say brady isn't there as I have this weird shmeagel looking monster starring at me from the window corner , and haven't mentioned Brady. But they're dumb fuck hill billies with no teeth and 400lb girls and rail skin tweaker lookin kids under the age of 12 lol and i'm like what the fuck this is awesome, and he didn't think so, i was gonna get him really high and take him tot he casino with us but dude wanted to be a little scared bitch when bradleyb came to visit with a bottle of vodka and some lemonade, tweak, bud, money, etc but dude just a pussy that only really likes to fight online from his "office" which is also his bedroom lol.
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    OP is a nonce living in a trailer park in upper wisconsin with a 400lb wife, a 12 year old daughter that's heavier than him, and then 3 males that are bone thin, mostly because he doesn't watch his kids eat, so she eats most of the smaller siblings food (often common in scavenger animals) while he sits there and smokes meth on his computer chair and bitches about not having teeth because "his body doesn't make enough enamel"

    pretty sure you smoked it off, broski, that's why you got no teeth you ugly fuck.
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  5. Bradley Florida Man
    by such positive attributes like "Responsible," "Honest" or "Our Best Worker."
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  6. Bradley Florida Man
    i heard they make weapons now that make men gay, you'd be perfect for operating it since even if you get hit by blowback, your faggot ass loves blowback.
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  7. Bradley Florida Man
    u don't wanna respond to me at all :(

    Kinda CandyRude of you.
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  8. Bradley Florida Man
    maybe it' the internet tough guy persona, but I have a feeling you threaten a lot of people (and get beat up for it repeatedly, at one point losing your nose) and you will run this motherucker into the dirt.

    that being said i will make an effort to come visit, give good tips, lick you on the face after I ask to talk tot he owner and tell you i'm bradleyB, and uh that's alright

    if u hit me a couple times i will let you and not strike u back, but i wanna lick ur no nose and post about how i visited your establishment, paid very well, you didn't recognize me and the sexy women surrounding me and when I wanted to talk to you I licked u in ur nonose.

    Folks this is gonna be one of these things i gotta try to do for our community.
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Yeah speedy ur a little drunk.

    Vinny's a weird pedophile that reminds u of the one weird kid you always had in class and after puberty just got real quiet and ur like if anyone's gonna fuck a 2 year old girl, it's that guy.

    I know like 2 of them from growing up, both in prison. HIs country is the 3rd world so, no one cares, I think he has to give her dad like 20$ if he finds out and uh yep that's all.
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Please release all of his PI since he failed to give you enough attention online after he killed himself or got arrested or decided he was scared to keep knowing you.
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  11. Bradley Florida Man
    It isn't cold here, that's teh biggest allure.

    I have rheumatoid arthritis and since coming here I haven't taken any of the biologics or chemo therapy drugs I had to in order to walk and use my hands in Wisconsin. Not sure why, but them bitches are straight poison meant to help you live.

    Now it's a multivitamin and stretching in the morning for five minutes and my body is fine. Yeah Southern Florida is better for me.

    Also the fishing is a lot more interesting and easy to do.
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  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Haxxor Cool story bro 😵‍💫

    Welcome to our website, where 50% is topical discussion, 25% is retarded shit posts by one user, and 25% is personal blogs.
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  13. Bradley Florida Man
    o ya and 911 showed up and told him to stop calling 911 for nothing or he's gonna be given a ticket (That his roommate will have to pay, I mentioned this to the police) and they told us both to go to sleep.

    Hot Food, I made for myself. = Abuse

    Turn on the light while you're sleeping to find his lighter = abuse

    Make fun of him for calling 911 for spicy food and a light being on in the kitchen = abuse

    lol, now he wants me to buy him stuff when I get money on the first LOL, I think I should show him what real abuse is lol but i won't.
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  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks, I am guilty.

    I turned on the kitchen light when he had the bedroom door open. He said I'm abusive. Can you believe at 4am I just laughed and told him to go fuck himself? I was makinv bacon and eggs, like u fry 3 slices of bacon and fry the eggs in the bacon grease. I think I made toast too. And he was just straight bitching at me. So then more later, I kinda made it worse because he had my lighter in the bedroom, so I turned on the bedroom light.

    He comes out and eats all the bacon and half the eggs...

    Goes back to sleep, takes my lighter with him. I turn on the light, he begins yelling how I'm an evil abuser. I'm like what did i do? I turned on a light, grabbed the lighter and turned off the light.

    abuse

    So then his friend comes over and says "xxxxxxx, This isn't abuse bro why did you call me?"

    "It's abuse!"

    "No it isn't, I'm going home."

    LOL

    So I then made more bacon and eggs, again he wakes up as the shits cooling and eats it, but this time (He has ulcers) I put so much spicey spices into this shit and said "Moy Caliente" he said he knows

    then that's abuse too.

    So he tried calling his family members saying I'm abusing him because I turn on the lights so I can find a lighter LOL and that I gave him food that was too spicey (He didn't eat any of it and I ate all of it) and they're like

    "So he turns on the light at night to find something and then made food that's too spicey so he's just repeatedly abusing you?"

    "yes."

    and then they stop responding LOL
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  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks I was thinking about putting some fake blood around my face, laying under an old blue tarp, and positioning myself next to the complex entrance, maybe in such a fashion that when you push the gate open, it bumps into me. Then I groan a little bit or something, we wait for my neighbors to come home and when lift up part of the tarp, the zombie looking and sounding version of me covered in fake blood is under it and yells "UGHRHRHRHR"

    Thoughts
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  16. Bradley Florida Man
    bro you're 40 and live off your mom, I don't think some beautiful young teen wants to shack up with you (In your mom's shack) and be molested by a chubby sex offender from California, I couldn't imagine the horror of getting stupid drunk and going home with this cool older guy and now he wants me to suck off a dog and drink piss and do facial abuse.

    Kill yourself.
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  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Please involuntarily take all scron accounts and merge them into the Self Taught Man for better organization.
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  18. Bradley Florida Man
    if u buy 1 item at a time u will not need bags.
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  19. Bradley Florida Man
    They're calling me caw-cajun now.
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  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Great post.
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