One time I was working at a metal parts factory where there was some kind of retarded work program. They would bring in retards, sit them down at a long table, and they would assemble various apparatuses and get paid for their work. One day, I was over at the huge bins in the warehouse, gathering up some parts and pieces to dump in from of the tards. When I turned around and walked back towards the table, a helmet-wearing special was leaned over to some girl in a wheelchair and he was FURIOUSLY honking the girls tits repeatedly. He was just latched on to her tits. She had her arms past his, still trying to assemble the part during the honking. Later on that same molesty retard ran off from the table, hopped up onto a forklift and just started laying on the horn. He was so happy to honk the horn, he wouldn't listen to us telling him to stop.
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Originally posted by Aleister Crowley
Hey that's interesting. So people in solitary could possibly remember most dreams? I remember anytime I quit smoking weed I had mad as fuck dreams approx 2 weeks after.
Yeah exactly. When I was in the hole I had insane dreams but the longer I was incarcerated the more I found my dreams fitting thr paradigm I was in. I would have dreams where I was in a unisex prison and fucking bitches or I got a gun and a bunch of money or I escaped for a few days or something. Sad thinking back.
I didn't quit smoking weed completely but I'm down to around two days a week which is basically quitting compared to how much I typically smoke
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Posted about this 7000 times before but I'd like to sponsor the creation of a memorial page for fallen members. I was thinking of "da curb" or possibly another topic discussion forum. Tried to hire people to do it before but nobody wants to work with vbulliten, I can't code my way out of a paper bag and at least one person left me on read after looking at the site
So basically if anyone wants to do this I'll send em some derpcoin
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Originally posted by Bradley
id spit on someone if they said that irl when i was discussing removing a chilid molestor. get fucking real dude
Sorry. The slope is much too slippery. Today, it's talking about pedophilia. Tomorrow, it's talking about something someone doesn't like. Speech is just words on a screen, frequencies in the air, signals in the distance. You can choose to not make contact with it, if you so choose. It's a matter of personal management, rather than an issue of mob overreach.
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I got really sick Monday night and it continued all the way until Thursday morning. At first I thought it was because I ate too much garbage. Turns out I was improperly handling concentrated insecticides. I'm grateful that it isn't my cooking that did me in.
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When I was 18 my first real boyfriend was this 28 year old chef named Dennis..he was also a drummer in a band ...he treated me like a princess ... introduced me to so much amazing music like pink Floyd ...I'd spend the weekends at his house in Kankakee...
My parents had to really like him for me to be able to do that ...
He was a nerd but he was an amazing cook and his musicality was superb...
We dated for about a year but throughout that year i had become increasingly spoiled because he gave me everything my heart desired ...and one day he told me...
Tara i love you but i don't know what happened...it's like I've created a monster
I'm 37 yrs old and i can still hear the pitch of his voice in my mind saying it....
I've created a monster
Kekekeke 💗
Taught me a life lesson...
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Originally posted by WellHung
gotta pass a piss test for a job as a cook? That's pathetic. Ur future employers are awfully self-important.
It's at a hospital m8. They need to cross all their t's and dot their i's. It's certainly much more than normal the amount of paperwork and stuff I've had to do, but it's also a major pay increase, benefits, sign-on bonus, etc, so I can't really complain.
They can have all my piss they want. I'll fill the container right up to the brim for 'em.
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