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  1. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Google it moron. Half your posts are shitty retarded ass questions where you are transparently not interested in the answer (because if you were, you would have googled it and found out in 2 seconds). Are you really this desperate for someone to respond to you?

    I honestly don't care if anyone responds, nor did I expect anyone to. I'm just running up the posts. I like making fragile Pakistanis upset though but there's really no challenge.
  2. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive If you had a good dad, you wouldn't be such a faggot

    Tell me about your dad's dry cleaning business that still somehow smells like curry
  3. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    It is gay as fuck how triggered you are by a thread's longevity.


    You-will-not-author-the-next retarded-thread.
  4. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo I honestly don't care if anyone responds, nor did I expect anyone to. I'm just running up the posts. I like making fragile Pakistanis upset though but there's really no challenge.

    Nah you didn't post it for any "4D chess" reason, just because you are lame, boring and a fag.
  5. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley It is gay as fuck how triggered you are by a thread's longevity.


    You-will-not-author-the-next retarded-thread.

    Author it just put sploos name in the title please
  6. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Nah you didn't post it for any "4D chess" reason, just because you are lame, boring and a fag.

    Can you name one characteristic of yourself that you would say is the antithesis of being lame and boring?
  7. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Me and my friend were just talking about a weird al style remix of Jidennas "classic man" called "paki man." He's better at thinking up lyrics because his brain isn't fried from opiates, just propane
  8. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    I just woke up from a nightmare of sorts. A friend and some bitch called "Cheyes" fucked me over. He bailed out a taxi we were in but robbed me of some cash I had before running off to this girl's. God it was so real I actually woke up fucking angry. Anyways it ended with me beating her to death next to a canal and throwing her in, he got away though.

    "Cheyes" was a thread made by Scron, the girl didn't even look like Pesky or the avi in that thread.

    The canal being the setting could be down to the fact we always joke about dumping hookers in them. This is due to a song written by Plan B about a whore, Suzanne, from Camden town found in a Canal.


    I can go back to sleep now. Man dreams are so fucking weird.
  9. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    I never sleep long enough or deep enough to remember my dreams. Since I stopped smoking so much weed I've been hoping I'll remember my dreams more often but alas I still can't remember them. I always remembered them in prison because the lack of sensory stimulation would result in vivid dreams and be furious to wake up in the reality I was currently stuck in
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  10. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I always remembered them in prison because the lack of sensory stimulation would result in vivid dreams and be furious to wake up in the reality I was currently stuck in

    Hey that's interesting. So people in solitary could possibly remember most dreams? I remember anytime I quit smoking weed I had mad as fuck dreams approx 2 weeks after.
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  11. Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Hey that's interesting. So people in solitary could possibly remember most dreams? I remember anytime I quit smoking weed I had mad as fuck dreams approx 2 weeks after.

    Yeah exactly. When I was in the hole I had insane dreams but the longer I was incarcerated the more I found my dreams fitting thr paradigm I was in. I would have dreams where I was in a unisex prison and fucking bitches or I got a gun and a bunch of money or I escaped for a few days or something. Sad thinking back.

    I didn't quit smoking weed completely but I'm down to around two days a week which is basically quitting compared to how much I typically smoke
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  12. Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo Yeah exactly. When I was in the hole I had insane dreams but the longer I was incarcerated the more I found my dreams fitting thr paradigm I was in. I would have dreams where I was in a unisex prison and fucking bitches or I got a gun and a bunch of money or I escaped for a few days or something. Sad thinking back.

    I didn't quit smoking weed completely but I'm down to around two days a week which is basically quitting compared to how much I typically smoke

    It always made me feel retarded, like even days after having not smoked it. I also procrastinated A LOT. I wouldn't just smoke 1 joint, I would keep rolling till I was a drooling mess and my kitchen was littered in food mess.
  13. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Sudo Can you name one characteristic of yourself that you would say is the antithesis of being lame and boring?

    I'll list two: being cool and interesting. Two things you've never experienced being.
  14. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
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  15. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Calm down
  16. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  18. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
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  19. Kafka sweaty
    I didn’t sleep last night, am hungover, already threw up, in a shopping centre cafeteria now feeling like a zombie.
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  20. SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Kafka I didn’t sleep last night, am hungover, already threw up, in a shopping centre cafeteria now feeling like a zombie.

    What's wrong

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