The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition

1. 2022-02-18 at 12:34 PM UTC

   #8041
   

   SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
   The Ol' Sean Dicktwist
2. 2022-02-18 at 12:55 PM UTC

   #8042
   

   Aleister Crowley African Astronaut

   Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive Posting an old picture from Zoklet or Totse with some dumb caption on it isn't funny or cool, people only Thank those posts because they want to go "haha I acknowledge the reference because I too understand it and am an OG".
   
   Poseurs usually.

3. 2022-02-18 at 1:58 PM UTC

   #8043
   

   Bradley Black Hole
   jesus every SINGLE one of them "is" referring to a single entity. i know how to speak america
4. 2022-02-18 at 2:15 PM UTC

   #8044
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   the Korean netflix zombie show called Kingdom is pretty good
   
   my favourite character is the cannibal who doesn't know how to open doors
   
   literally the only timse he's gone through a door so far has been head first
5. 2022-02-18 at 4:24 PM UTC

   #8045
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
   Just spent 6bills on a trash pump to defuckulate my flooded ass basement. After I'm done I'm gonna use it to suck me off
6. 2022-02-18 at 7:32 PM UTC

   #8046
   

   SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Sudo Just spent 6bills on a trash pump to defuckulate my flooded ass basement. After I'm done I'm gonna use it to suck me off

   
   Nobody thinks you saying "defuckulate" is funny
7. 2022-02-18 at 8:41 PM UTC

   #8047
   

   Bradley Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo Just spent 6bills on a trash pump to defuckulate my flooded ass basement. After I'm done I'm gonna use it to suck me off

   
   Why not clean it and return it and then get one at a discount when you're not in need of it immediately?
   
   Say it's too powerful, liek it's too good of one, and return it
8. 2022-02-18 at 8:48 PM UTC

   #8048
   

   Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]

   Originally posted by Bradley Why not clean it and return it and then get one at a discount when you're not in need of it immediately?
   
   Say it's too powerful, liek it's too good of one, and return it

   
   I just might this thing has been pissing me off and not sucking fast enough
9. 2022-02-18 at 8:59 PM UTC

   #8049
   

   Bradley Black Hole

   Originally posted by Sudo I just might this thing has been pissing me off and not sucking fast enough

   
   She's just not that into you.
10. 2022-02-19 at 1:21 AM UTC

    #8050
    

    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by aldra the Korean netflix zombie show called Kingdom is pretty good
    
    my favourite character is the cannibal who doesn't know how to open doors
    
    literally the only timse he's gone through a door so far has been head first

    
    Watching it now
11. 2022-02-19 at 3:18 AM UTC

    #8051
    

    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Zombie craze won't die fast enough
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12. 2022-02-19 at 3:38 AM UTC

    #8052
    

    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    Watched the first 2 episodes, it is actually really good IMO.
    
    My impression so far is that horror wise, they are great at building a scary atmosphere but utterly fail to capitalize upon it due to cheesy ass direction.
    
    Mild spoilers
    
    

    Show spoiler

    
    
    There are many, many scenes where I thought that the directors fully 100% earned the placement of... Not even a jump scare but damn, a real scare attempt.
    
    

    Show spoiler

    
    
    These are just impressions from the first 2 episodes, maybe these points are improved upon later.
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13. 2022-02-19 at 3:44 AM UTC

    #8053
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    What the fuck does death cab for cutie mean?
14. 2022-02-19 at 3:45 AM UTC

    #8054
    

    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman
    All that said, almost everything else about the show is absolutely top class.
    
    One other minor point of criticism I have is that some of the minor characters are insanely overacted. There are a pair of characters, a magistrate in colorful robes and some other guy with him in white, who are hilariously poorly acted, and these and similar characters are written as 1 dimensional mental retards.
    
    However I do mostly really like the major characters.
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    • aldra
15. 2022-02-19 at 3:45 AM UTC

    #8055
    

    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    The thing about living in the country is you have to teach yourself things your dad should have taught you. If I had a good Dad he would have at least told me that before I moved here
16. 2022-02-19 at 3:50 AM UTC

    #8056
    

    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Sudo What the fuck does death cab for cutie mean?

    
    Google it moron. Half your posts are shitty retarded ass questions where you are transparently not interested in the answer (because if you were, you would have googled it and found out in 2 seconds). Are you really this desperate for someone to respond to you?
17. 2022-02-19 at 3:51 AM UTC

    #8057
    

    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition

    Originally posted by SEGA Nigga Drive One other minor point of criticism I have is that some of the minor characters are insanely overacted. There are a pair of characters, a magistrate in colorful robes and some other guy with him in white, who are hilariously poorly acted, and these and similar characters are written as 1 dimensional mental retards.

    
    lol yeah, Korean Colonel Sanders types
    
    the 'goofy public servent/aristocrat' seems to be a bit of a trope in Asian period films like that. I think it's mostly a setup for the scene where the prince slaps him down hard and his later comeuppance. how you can tell what's going to eventually happen to that governor, even if he doesn't really deserve it, because he surrounds himself with idiots and bootlicks
18. 2022-02-19 at 3:51 AM UTC

    #8058
    

    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by Sudo The thing about living in the country is you have to teach yourself things your dad should have taught you. If I had a good Dad he would have at least told me that before I moved here

    
    If you had a good dad, you wouldn't be such a faggot
19. 2022-02-19 at 3:53 AM UTC

    #8059
    

    SEGA Nigga Drive Tuskegee Airman

    Originally posted by aldra lol yeah, Korean Colonel Sanders types
    
    the 'goofy public servent/aristocrat' seems to be a bit of a trope in Asian period films like that. I think it's mostly a setup for the scene where the prince slaps him down hard and his later comeuppance. how you can tell what's going to eventually happen to that governor, even if he doesn't really deserve it, because he surrounds himself with idiots and bootlicks

    
    I haven't gotten that far yet but yeah, it is like a cartoon character in the middle of an otherwise serious show.
20. 2022-02-19 at 3:56 AM UTC

    #8060
    

    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    
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