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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by shitty titty “Jokingly”

    lol

    LOL

    I was just kidding.!.!.!

    ... unless you're gonna do it.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by shitty titty You sound awfully defensive!

    nah I just drink a lot of coffee and espresso and energy drinks then I stare at boring financial statements, journal entries, and textbook material. Every 30-60 minutes I take a break to talk shit on this forum and just unleash a tirade of thoughts, feleings, and opinions that I have kept bottled up for the duration of my work and then I return to my assignments feeling a sense of peace and idk like I let it all out and now i can concentrate like a post-coitous clarity of thought

    So yeah, there's that. Also ppl be like "wow u seem really defensive!!!" because I typed a lot in an OP I Just wrote 4 pages of how I pulled a muslce in my back lol
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by CandyRein At least you’re at on the same mental age as the children you attempt to molest ….

    😭😭😭

    i lold.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by WellHung The sense of pride and belonging that Bradley feels for this community.

    truuuuuuuuuuuu
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by shitty titty Sounds like a pedophile with BAD KARMA.

    The only mention of a child in this thread is Crispy who I help with geometry homework. If you think that's pedophilia then you're the one with something wrong with you, not me.

    In fact if any of you were doing things of an academic nature and wanted my ASS ASS tance, I would more than gladly help. However the only people enrolled in any form of education within our community are her and I.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Wariat remembers fondly the three hours he spent with Star Trek. Often when alone he will look back at this past occasion in his life and lament the quality time offered to him by the company of Star Trek.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    My penis is slippery when wet.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    or just a middle age man who hurt his back mildly.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Idk I just play the good shit I can find for free on my expensive gaming laptop that has the power to run 2024 games, I prefer to emulate 2005 games cuz they're free

    anyway, I really try to enrich my lives with these video games but I"m kinda cautious about not neglecting anything else

    So when all of my homework for the week is done, all fo the readings, the rechecking of assignments and the studying, only then do I play video games. Andt he moment I Have anything else I should be doing with my time, I focus on that instead of games.

    That being said I did play 2 or 3 hours of PIkmin 2 on Monday nigght and had a great time.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Except Monday was straight I even played video games for 2 1/2 hours, lul.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    I hope it starts to feel better I have a really long day ahead of me

    3 hours of schooling, 1 hour on the train, see my dog for 3 hours, go to college for 3 hours, then train for 1 hour, then I need to evaluate a bunch of statements and flows that I did as part of my shcoolwork for tomorrow and start on the assignments after Wednesday class concludes.

    But when I'm done, I'll feel better. Its' liek this everyday.

    At least tomorrow in my class I worked far enough ahead that it will be review.

    IDK How I did this shit when IW as on drugs and still did OK because this feels like a lot of work everyday
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    oh hyeah good catch i fucked up on that 1
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    send some more because it still reall yhurts and I have a lot of shit I have to do today.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Good mroning Candy, my body is feeling a bit better today. I appreciate all the prayers and well wishes you sent me through the ether, actual diagram:

    :) (you) *~*~*~POSITIVITY*~*~*~*~ :) (Me)
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    God Bless Everybody that likes me!!!!

    And if you don't, I hope Satan takes you and leaves!!!

    And I screen shot everything and send it to Casper!!!!

    So God Bless everybody that likes me

    IMMEDIATELY!!!
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Let me preface this by saying I have the high pain tolerance that comes with anyone that has a degenerative disease so when I say something hurts, I promise like it is hard.

    Bruh so I've been pretty lucky since April 2023 to not even have minor injuries, like god bless you know. And yesterday it was raining and my university has these like terra cotta looking tiles outside and when I say like this was a bad decision in rainy southern florida I really mean that was a bad decision.

    WHen it rains these lil bitches get super slippery. I mean they look nice but they're like not pavement, they're like bathroom flooring. So Anyway, I had this bag of meart (see Look at how much meat I got - thread in Oral Indulgences) but basically it was like 10 cans and i had that in a purse style resuable grocery bag + my backpack on with water, laptop, sweatshirt, and all my school supplies.


    So I'm walking out of school and I slip but I catch myself cuz i'm from WIsconsin and know how to play on the ice. Bruh idk what happened internally but the weight of all that shit on my right shoulder and the jerkin JERKING of catching myself tore something in my back, thankfully not the spine.

    But bruh after this it just kept getting worse, and worse, and worse. So about 7 hours later I'm trying to lay in bed and like it hurts to breathe LOL and i'm like oh shit this is fucked, I can't lay on any of my sides and get comfortable. So I talk on Telegram (Fonaplats made a new room for everyone that likes me!!!!) and I spend the next 3 hours talking to people, when I laugh it hurts, when I move my body around it hurts, when I adjust the pillows it hurts.

    So Crispy needed help with her late night geometry homework and I was like ok ok ok cuz I like helping my friends and it gets my mind off stuff. Hey goo dnews!!!! I remembe rmost of the geometry principles despite it being 16 years since I took the class!!!

    Ata bout 3 I decided to take the first pain pills (2 ibuprophen) becasue I really am afraid of turning out like all my adDICKted friends to opiates so I don't even relaly like taking tylenol.

    I slept 5 hours and I wok eup and my body hurts, like it stilll hurts a lot but it feels like it's going away

    God bless everybody that likes me!!!
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    My body hurts so much nevertheless I am so ugly and unwanted
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Fluttershy Your man couldn’t figure out how a keyboard works let alone how to embed an image on this website. Shitty public schools and no father will do that. Also are you really from east Illinois because I’m from the Chicago suburbs candy, we might be closer than you think <3

    Damn!!!!
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Oh wow
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Op will be loose by the time i get to try him.
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