2024-09-04 at 2:10 PM UTC
Let me preface this by saying I have the high pain tolerance that comes with anyone that has a degenerative disease so when I say something hurts, I promise like it is hard.
Bruh so I've been pretty lucky since April 2023 to not even have minor injuries, like god bless you know. And yesterday it was raining and my university has these like terra cotta looking tiles outside and when I say like this was a bad decision in rainy southern florida I really mean that was a bad decision.
WHen it rains these lil bitches get super slippery. I mean they look nice but they're like not pavement, they're like bathroom flooring. So Anyway, I had this bag of meart (see Look at how much meat I got - thread in Oral Indulgences) but basically it was like 10 cans and i had that in a purse style resuable grocery bag + my backpack on with water, laptop, sweatshirt, and all my school supplies.
So I'm walking out of school and I slip but I catch myself cuz i'm from WIsconsin and know how to play on the ice. Bruh idk what happened internally but the weight of all that shit on my right shoulder and the jerkin JERKING of catching myself tore something in my back, thankfully not the spine.
But bruh after this it just kept getting worse, and worse, and worse. So about 7 hours later I'm trying to lay in bed and like it hurts to breathe LOL and i'm like oh shit this is fucked, I can't lay on any of my sides and get comfortable. So I talk on Telegram (Fonaplats made a new room for everyone that likes me!!!!) and I spend the next 3 hours talking to people, when I laugh it hurts, when I move my body around it hurts, when I adjust the pillows it hurts.
So Crispy needed help with her late night geometry homework and I was like ok ok ok cuz I like helping my friends and it gets my mind off stuff. Hey goo dnews!!!! I remembe rmost of the geometry principles despite it being 16 years since I took the class!!!
Ata bout 3 I decided to take the first pain pills (2 ibuprophen) becasue I really am afraid of turning out like all my adDICKted friends to opiates so I don't even relaly like taking tylenol.
I slept 5 hours and I wok eup and my body hurts, like it stilll hurts a lot but it feels like it's going away
God bless everybody that likes me!!!
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2024-09-04 at 2:11 PM UTC
God Bless Everybody that likes me!!!!
And if you don't, I hope Satan takes you and leaves!!!
And I screen shot everything and send it to Casper!!!!
So God Bless everybody that likes me
IMMEDIATELY!!!
2024-09-04 at 2:18 PM UTC
Bradley that was yesterday not today. Quit trying to muddy the timeline.
2024-09-04 at 2:19 PM UTC
oh hyeah good catch i fucked up on that 1
2024-09-04 at 2:21 PM UTC
I hope it starts to feel better I have a really long day ahead of me
3 hours of schooling, 1 hour on the train, see my dog for 3 hours, go to college for 3 hours, then train for 1 hour, then I need to evaluate a bunch of statements and flows that I did as part of my shcoolwork for tomorrow and start on the assignments after Wednesday class concludes.
But when I'm done, I'll feel better. Its' liek this everyday.
At least tomorrow in my class I worked far enough ahead that it will be review.
IDK How I did this shit when IW as on drugs and still did OK because this feels like a lot of work everyday
2024-09-04 at 2:22 PM UTC
Except Monday was straight I even played video games for 2 1/2 hours, lul.
2024-09-04 at 2:26 PM UTC
quirked up white boi with a little bit of swag busting it (his spine) down sexual style, goated with the sauce
2024-09-04 at 2:51 PM UTC
Sounds like a pedophile with BAD KARMA.
2024-09-04 at 2:52 PM UTC
or just a middle age man who hurt his back mildly.
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2024-09-04 at 2:52 PM UTC
My penis is slippery when wet.
2024-09-04 at 2:59 PM UTC
You sound awfully defensive!
2024-09-04 at 3:05 PM UTC
Only a man would say defiantly I DON’T WANT ANY OF THIS THAT IS NOT TRUE in public while secretly begging for things in private.
All with a smug look on their face.
