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2023-08-01 at 4:57 PM UTC in Anyone interested in playing Dominos, Connect 4, Spades, Hearts, Cribbage or Yatzee?I'm interested in playing online with other members of our community, if you share this interest, post here and I will upload a link and we can play these types of games.
We need 4 for spades and hearts but two for everything else.
Let me know.
I will gamble 1$ on each game if you'd like Cash.App or Zelle, just to make things more fun. (limit 10$ total) -
2023-08-01 at 4:55 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
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2023-08-01 at 4:52 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..cuz if you get caught filling up a bag sometimes they hurt you or just eject you or worse yet (hasn't happened yet) they call 911, but if you're paying 12$ for a buffet, drink 12$ in beers, and they see you're going to leave a 20 dollar tip on the table (no one tips at buffets because you serve yourself, they just walk by and collect plates) they kinda look the otherway, then when it's a 5 in the same spot, they don't really question their own ability to read arabic numerals and just accept the small tip and leave
that's how I do chinese buffets when i haven't eaten in a day back when I actually could eat 5 plates of food in a sitting.\\
Now I eat a can of soup with 2 slices of butter bread and some mixed vegetables and I'm full. -
2023-08-01 at 4:48 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny chang beer is pretty good.
A lot of chinese buffets sell cheaper beer than the stores do because they realized if you polish off 4 bottles of beer @ 3$ each, you won't eat so much food.
The only one I've tried and liked (i've taken a sip out of some of them and it tastes like straight up shit and I drink shit beer normally as a preference) and it was this one.
But when I go to chinese buffets I make sure I have two gallon sized ziplock bags and I fill them with protein items like chicken, shrimp, breaded kalamari, etc, oh and my mom used to always make me bring her one back of just 15-20 egg rolls.
When the chinese people notice I am doing this, like the people who collect the plates, I put a tip on the table like so its visible in the center as a 20$ bill, but then i switch it for a 5$ when i walk out. -
2023-08-01 at 4:44 PM UTC in How are you feeling at the moment..
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2023-08-01 at 4:43 PM UTC in I feel like the guy from Austin Powers.I didn't want to lose my medicare/medicaid because I work at a corner store that doesn't offer insurance benefits or any benefit other than you get to work by yourself.
So I did a move from Bad Ideas, I copied my dead ex boyfriends identity, i already had his social cuz I do his taxes and I persuaded the guy to hire me based on "Here's a photo of my ID" "Here's a photo of my SSN" and i basically just asked a friend of my friend this website to alter the photos of my REAL ID* from my ID to a template Floridas Driver's License (old cuz he's dead, it's still current) and kinda bullshit the Social Security Card by inputting data. Only cost me 20$ to do it in the middle of the night when I started asking the good photo shoppers (not ghost) to do they magic on this site.
My bad. -
2023-08-01 at 4:19 PM UTC in I feel like the guy from Austin Powers.Everyone I expect to be jeered and laughed at.
I lost my job yesterday night, I had left my wallet at work and I guess one of the employees who doesn't like me the most or wants to be the manager probably found it on first shift, i put it under the cash register when I work and left it htere, like a little bill fold one. And they contacted our boss. I had a small bag of mephedrone in there as well but that's not important, but i had my debit cards, and my ID on there and the face and name didn't match what I had been lying about for weeks.
They figured out I'm BradleyB from Milwaukee, Wisconsin and not from Zachary from Coral Gables, Florida. He told me to come in because he had to go over some paperwork with me and when I came in, he gave me my wallet (whicih I figured I had dropped while walking) and asked me who I am, I Said that's my fake ID I carry, he said and the debit cards? and told me he googled the name I Had given him and it was of a dead guy from Wisconsin around teh same age of me but clearly not me.
He asked me if I wanted him to contact the Police/IRS/Cops and I said no. He said Okay, you're terminated. I said can I get the last two weeks pay, he said really BRADLEY??? and I was like okay. -
2023-07-31 at 3:57 PM UTC in Making my birthday dinner into four meals.lol yall funny
i have a beard and am balding, I am 30. Of course I look like an old bald man, i have no wrinkles, my skin has good complexion and I can run a mile in 11 minutes, i can do about 16 push ups in one sitting (which isn't great) and about 50 body weight squats, i also do yoga, I just am bald bro. We equate balding with aging so yeah I look older than I am. -
2023-07-31 at 3:09 PM UTC in guysGenerally we just hang the older male and call it a day, now they use prison and the sex offender registry, but I always liked the old ways of dealing with people who fuck their kids.
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2023-07-31 at 3:06 PM UTC in The Grand Opening of Speedy's Saloon in Kingman, Arizona, is on September 25th...Not in the first world countries, sorry to disappoint. Mongolia is better for your people.
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2023-07-31 at 3:05 PM UTC in Making my birthday dinner into four meals."They said they would fix my nose but I told them not too cuz I wanna look like this weird ass troll that came up from under the bridge."
Nigga you don't have insurance lol -
2023-07-31 at 3:04 PM UTC in Making my birthday dinner into four meals.Should I make a thread about how I'm buying a mansion in 2025, lock key, bed and breakfast, and then when the time comes just never mention it again since it was all made up.
Would that make for good reading folks? -
2023-07-31 at 3:03 PM UTC in Making my birthday dinner into four meals.yeah if you ask speedy parker he's the most successful business man, a medal of honor recipient veteran four tours of combat, successful General Infantry soldier, and not
what is immediately available online to the contrary if you google Douglas Dennison
but it's his life, he don't post pics, he's super successful, just ask him. -
2023-07-31 at 3 PM UTC in The Grand Opening of Speedy's Saloon in Kingman, Arizona, is on September 25th...i know damn well you squat when you piss because of that and the lack of infrastructure in Mongolia, and that's kinda bitch shit in my opinion but you gotta work with what you got bro.
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2023-07-31 at 2:59 PM UTC in The Grand Opening of Speedy's Saloon in Kingman, Arizona, is on September 25th...I generally just piss in the urinals, if you don't have a tiny rice grain sized dick it's pretty easy to aim the hose.
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2023-07-31 at 2:56 PM UTC in Paul Wozny is the reason they seal fast food with stickers when it's delivered by fat fucks for DoorDashAnd yes folks, I did just say
"I am not interested in dating anyone who has an interest in dating me cuz they're obviously a dumbfuck who would date someone without their shit together and not someone I would be comfortable potentially making a life/children with because they would obviously be a dumbfuck if I was honest with them about everything and they knew everything."
self depreciating statement but at least i'm not ignorant to it. -
2023-07-31 at 2:55 PM UTC in Paul Wozny is the reason they seal fast food with stickers when it's delivered by fat fucks for DoorDashBut bitches are a dime a dozen and there's like 5 different people who want me the way I want her, but i'm not really interested in settling and anyone who wants me obviously is a dumbfuck who would link up with someone without they shit together, so I kinda don't have interest and know if I start fucking someone every night and tell them I love them I could very well end up with that dumbfuck for life. so I just avoid all that shit.
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2023-07-31 at 2:51 PM UTC in Paul Wozny is the reason they seal fast food with stickers when it's delivered by fat fucks for DoorDash
Originally posted by vindicktive vinny no, i meant you should have told your ex's mom
"maam, your daughter is with me, there aint got no better life for her."
oh she already know, houses here have paper thin walls, she knows her daughter was getting it from the moment I started staying there on Friday nights (i'd get off work from the restaurant at like 11pm and worked near the apartment complex) and she'd let her daughter and I sleep in the same bed (at 14/16 years old respectively) and bro once I was laying on this nice ass bed,clean sheets, they make me sausage and eggs in a tortilla with this hot sauce they bought for me, wrapped in a paper towel so I don't make more dirty plates, fuckin fire dude, they were all 5 feet tall so I'd put my beer above the cupboards cuz they needed a ladder to get to it but i just reach up and grab another one, i also drink all of the tequila the day after the holidays when there's like half a bottle left and just polish that nigga off, one time I Fell asleep in her mom's room cuz her brother was staying over and I was so sleepy/drunk I tried to fuck her mom thinking it was her and I Remember wondering why her thighs are so fat suddenly as I'm like pullin on her a lil bit to try to get under/over her and uh yeah she was cool, i think she had sex with me but i don't really remember but i rememberher ontop of me getting it a lil bit and uh then she said ic an't sleep in her mom's bed even if her brother is staying over for a couple days
I had a nice life but i traded it for a life of violence, drugs, drinking, illegal money, and like what I grew up to understand is the life at least where I"m from.
I paid for her to go to VICI beauty school which is probably the only honetsly like other than loving her the only good thing I ever did but i forked up the couple thousand bucks when everyone thought I was poor and she has a nice life now because of it so when I visit my mom she picks me up in this nice ass car and I try not to drink, we smoke weed a little bit, get food, I get laid and she drops me off and I never discuss it with anyone I know. Her new boyfriend is the same height as her (5') so i kinda expect he has a little dick or no stamina (unlike your boy bradleyb who busts, clenches his balls, and then keeps fucking in about 30 seconds so I can back to back to front in like an hour at a parking lot near you.
I know she loves me still, she tells me so, but i don't wanna constantly be hanging onto her, we been broken up for 5 or 6 years, but part of me still misses her, loves her, and has remorse for the fact I couldn't make a nice life for myself with her. -
2023-07-31 at 2:44 PM UTC in Paul Wozny is the reason they seal fast food with stickers when it's delivered by fat fucks for DoorDashAnd I get really drunk and talk a lot of shit about people I don't like, so eventually I Just start criticizing her for leaving me for someone with a family who has money and will inherit everything. At some point I have clarity in my thinking and I realized the best thing she can do is be with him and the worst thing she could probably do is be with me at least if between the two, and I want her to have a nice life as a hair cutter/cosmetologist (or w/e the fuck its called she dye hair, do face treatments, like bunch of shit, she rents a chair at a botique and has a nice customer base)
Yeah I want her to have a better life and that's attainable by being with a man who has family money and doesn't resort to robbery every couple months for fun. -
2023-07-31 at 2:42 PM UTC in Paul Wozny is the reason they seal fast food with stickers when it's delivered by fat fucks for DoorDashI did and asked her to make a life without me in it because it hurt too much to be friends.
But everytime I slide over to Wisconsin I hit her up and about half the time I get laid. But we can't be friends because I'm still really in love with her for some reason.
