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  1. Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Is it working?

    like black magic
  2. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Nothing black works
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  3. CandyRein Black Hole
    Awesome, had a great sleep and wake and bake..gonna run some errands before work 💖
  4. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny chang beer is pretty good.


    i have a slight interest in asian beers
  5. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Nothing black works

    did you accidentally bought decaf
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Rape Monster That reminds me I have some green Malaysian sitting in my drawer that might help my stomach stop hurting

    you got acid reflux/ulcers?
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny chang beer is pretty good.


    A lot of chinese buffets sell cheaper beer than the stores do because they realized if you polish off 4 bottles of beer @ 3$ each, you won't eat so much food.

    The only one I've tried and liked (i've taken a sip out of some of them and it tastes like straight up shit and I drink shit beer normally as a preference) and it was this one.



    But when I go to chinese buffets I make sure I have two gallon sized ziplock bags and I fill them with protein items like chicken, shrimp, breaded kalamari, etc, oh and my mom used to always make me bring her one back of just 15-20 egg rolls.

    When the chinese people notice I am doing this, like the people who collect the plates, I put a tip on the table like so its visible in the center as a 20$ bill, but then i switch it for a 5$ when i walk out.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    cuz if you get caught filling up a bag sometimes they hurt you or just eject you or worse yet (hasn't happened yet) they call 911, but if you're paying 12$ for a buffet, drink 12$ in beers, and they see you're going to leave a 20 dollar tip on the table (no one tips at buffets because you serve yourself, they just walk by and collect plates) they kinda look the otherway, then when it's a 5 in the same spot, they don't really question their own ability to read arabic numerals and just accept the small tip and leave

    that's how I do chinese buffets when i haven't eaten in a day back when I actually could eat 5 plates of food in a sitting.\\

    Now I eat a can of soup with 2 slices of butter bread and some mixed vegetables and I'm full.
  9. Originally posted by Bradley cuz if you get caught filling up a bag sometimes they hurt you or just eject you or worse yet (hasn't happened yet) they call 911, but if you're paying 12$ for a buffet, drink 12$ in beers, and they see you're going to leave a 20 dollar tip on the table (no one tips at buffets because you serve yourself, they just walk by and collect plates) they kinda look the otherway, then when it's a 5 in the same spot, they don't really question their own ability to read arabic numerals and just accept the small tip and leave

    that's how I do chinese buffets when i haven't eaten in a day back when I actually could eat 5 plates of food in a sitting.\\

    Now I eat a can of soup with 2 slices of butter bread and some mixed vegetables and I'm full.

    thank you for being chinamens burden
  10. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny did you accidentally bought decaf

    Coffee is brown not black
  11. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Coffee is brown not black

    so the coffee industry is wrong when they offer black coffee on their menu.

    got it.

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  12. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    I got some 29% THC-A Gelato, it's hilarious that this is 50 state legal thanks to the farm bill.
  13. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by Bradley you got acid reflux/ulcers?

    Pancreatitis. Which is odd that it's flared up so bad because I quit drinking months ago and wasn't even going heavy at it before that. Just getting old and shitty. I should definitely take a daily proton pump inhibitor like Omeprazole or Nexium though.
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    😴

    Tide! Ultra…I might go to sleep at a reasonable hour tonight

    :)
  15. Originally posted by Rape Monster I got some 29% THC-A Gelato, it's hilarious that this is 50 state legal thanks to the farm bill.

    You don't get high off that, though. You just get healthy.
  16. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ You don't get high off that, though. You just get healthy.

    THC-A is literally just a precursor to regular THC which is activated once heated at about a 87% conversion rate.
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so the coffee industry is wrong when they offer black coffee on their menu.

    got it.


    Are blueberries blue?

    That will be $75
  18. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Rape Monster THC-A is literally just a precursor to regular THC which is activated once heated at about a 87% conversion rate.

    but then your gelato would melt
  19. CandyRein Black Hole
    Extremely well rested 💖
  20. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Are blueberries blue?

    That will be $75



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