Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
now i finally understand why nailguns were invented.
Southerners will actually go into pawn shops and buy 4 or 5 nailguns for $50 each to deal with the coming zombie apocalypse. They'll also buy a few chainsaws while they're there.
Originally posted by β β β β β β
Southerners will actually go into pawn shops and buy 4 or 5 nailguns for $50 each to deal with the coming zombie apocalypse. They'll also buy a few chainsaws while they're there.
Originally posted by β β β β β β
Southerners will actually go into pawn shops and buy 4 or 5 nailguns for $50 each to deal with the coming zombie apocalypse. They'll also buy a few chainsaws while they're there.
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
Originally posted by Speedy Parker
CCI .22 LR Shotshell would be a much better choice.
And a scope for a 15 foot shot with a rifle is just silly.
the scope picks up better light, the kill zone is shady so the rat doesnt feel like he's the center of attention. also my half blind ass needs the scope so I can hit him behind the front leg instead of the front of the blurry brown thing
POLECAT
POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret
[my presentably immunised ammonification]
so yesterday I noticed the lefty dog who has run from me for no reason for over 3 months, well he had blood on his foot but he wasnt making it easy to snatch him up to look at it at that time, so a few min ago I snatched him up when he wasnt looking and wrapped him in a towel like a burrito, then had rick pin him down in the chair while I inspected his foot, the little faggot bitch doesnt run around enough to keep his toenails short so one grew in a circle till it punctured his little tow pad and it was almost 3/4" long inside his toe pad. and according to him it was me causing the pain for the last few months and when i cut it out and let him go I showed it to him and he tried to bit it like he knew what it was then.. then he got the zoomies and then whe i call ed him he jumped up on my couch to sit with me for a minute. he hasnt done that in months.
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