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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I assume maybe wrongly the question was posed as one of morals rather than law.

    Is is morally right to kill someone who breaks into your greenhouse to steal a tomato etc.

    Aren't you an atheist? Morality in Men is something that I lol at. Let's be clear, if I trade my time for a resource and you decide to steal my resource, you have stolen part of my life. Thus if I return the sin by stealing part of your life and it turns out I am better at Life-Theft than you are and take all of yours. What does that make me?

    Bad? Don't steal a piece of my life and then act like you deserve clemency, you took part of their life and if they take your entire life maybe you shouldn't be a piece of shit doing things you aren't good at.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Well the question was about "self defense"…not burglary…that would be a different subject.

    if someone has a hammer or screwdriver (very common burglary tools) in their possession and you kill them inside your home, you are guaranteed to win because they were armed with a weapon and in the commission of a felony when you prevented them.

    There is a federal law called Defense of Home and Family. Don't listen to Jiggaboo he's very smart at some subjects, but only thinks he is very smart in others. He is NOT a violent career criminal, he's a manager of a sugar processing plant.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Steven Is someone breaking into your home threatening your life?

    Yes, always. Remember to have a hammer or screw driver on hand so that you can place it in the dead man's hands, roll it around in his prints, even if yours are on it say that you removed it from his hands after stopping him.

    Remember not to use the phrase Kill, Hurt, Eliminated, ETC. You "STOPPED" the person who was going to KILL you. Very important verbage.

    Also don't make zombie facebook accounts of the dead guy and post about how you hate faggots and are now a ghost (I did this until my lawyer told me they could sue me for libel and perhaps give me charges despite being in the RIGHT)
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Who are you, Sophie Defense (Inventor of Soph Defense)?
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    also dont use some gigantic faggoty rambo knife, a 3-4inch pocket knife that folds out and has good grip and an extremely sharp blade is your best friend. Get good and comfortable with holding it, buy one with a tanto blade too. Quality of steel is incredibly important or you'll lose the blade inside them often, good high carbon steel = a bone crusher SWIM said.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Great question. I have been the victim of several brutal attacks that I in no way deserved. I have used the self defense clause of Wisconsin to defend myself with great results there are a few things that you should note (from a legal standpoint):

    Do they have a weapon? If Yes, You may use a weapon to kill them.

    Have they caused substancial injury to you already? If yes, understand you will need to get documentation immediately, so being a pussy with a bloody nose isn't recommended, having your head split open or a slash will suffice.

    Are they attempting to cut off your breathing? If you state you felt like you were blacking out from them removing your ability to breath or you had been hit so repeatedly that you were losing consciousness, you are allowed to use lethal force.

    Are you a member of the LGBTQ community or other protected group? If they were targeting you calling you a faggot or a nigger (respectively, and you being one of those groups of people) even if they deny saying such things, you will have a great case.

    Remember these questions will be posed to the District Attorney and perhaps worst case scenerio a jury, so it has to be TRUE and CANNOT be made up on the spot.

    As for morally, you're on your own. If you fight me I'm fighting for my fucking life, god bless the nigga who thinks it's a matter of fisticuffs outside the liquor store. If I'mma lose that motherfucker I'mma fight until I'm broken and when I'm assured I cannot win and have sustained a great amount of injury, I'm sorry but I need to live and this person is killing me and I didn't want to die.

    Your Mileage May Vary depending on your state, I can confirm both Wisconsin and Florida are STAND YER GROUND states.

    Remember you only get to use lethal power against them until you're able to escape the situation and must attempt to disengage once they are dying. Make sure you call the police first and explain you had to find someone with a phone and being covered in blood and sweating, no one would help you (allowing the other person to bleed out).

    DONT get a retarded tear drop on your face everytime you body someone. It will hurt your ability to repeat this behavior. Good luck, remember to post with whatever happens to you.

    P.S. if you're attacked by multiple people with fists, you're good to stab them too.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Folks following his heart failure, which in no way was related to:

    -Binging adderall and xanax.
    -Eating a diet of >8000 Calories a day.
    -Living a sedintary diet, removed from all forms of cardio strengthening activities.
    -The abuse suffered at the hands of NiS, chiefly being doxxed as a convicted pedophile from Wisconsin that BradleyB knew in prison.
    -Gigi leaving him when her son turned 18 and went off to college.
    -Being a fat piece of shit.

    Fortunately he has returned to this earth. The Gods upon finding out his family line rejected him sought to place him in a fitting vehicle for the future his actions in his past life have fully warranted. He returned where his spirit felt most comfortable and continues operating today. Warm, hated by those interacting with him, and believing conspiratorially that he is doing "what is right" for him.



    Also I got my chromebook today and will be able to make much lengthier posts as I recently found out while in the rehab I can type about 100 words per minute. Though when I am not doing the 1 minute test I likely only can type about 60-80 words per minute with 98%+ accuracity. Mostly due to the fact that I use my large penis to hit the space bar, making me a sort of three armed stenographer. & Yes Michael Meyers I will begin our eConversations at length once again, I appreciate you waiting patiently, the small keyboard I stole was too little for my XXL hands and corresponding space bar slapping penis.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Sleep tight
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Night
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    I dont smoke meth ever that's bad for you.

    Mostly all of my meth use has been BOOFIN or snorting.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Is that one of the 7 dwarves? which one? Dopey?

    Old ass nigga with a face like a well used work boot and a derp nose talks shit online
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    It rains a lot in Florida
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by aldra most people are until they have to

    learn to swim in the ocean

    I can't wait to get a hot girlfriend
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    From what?

    Who was the other butt hole lady who died
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka Idk my sister isn't talking to me now because I didn't go visit her, and I know I've let my nephew down. Not that he knew I was going to go but still he needs me and ik he misses me. So I feel shit.

    You should that little boy needs his auntie irma
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    He's too beta to fight other men bro. Leave him alone.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Casper can you write Poast obituary? I nominate you. I have to do Paul Woznys when my chrome book gets here tomorrow and i prolly will do hydros cuz §m£ÂgØL wants to be a cowardly bitch and not write about his only ever female friend.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked Deadliest Snatch

    I'm glad your back. This community did miss you a lot
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Michael meyers needs to go on Queer Eye for the Halal guy
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Candy you ever get you're hair did with that Remmy
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