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2022-08-25 at 5:07 PM UTC in My friend looking to purchase aPistol. Must fire 2 shots. Dual triggers. Need not have beyond 3ft accuracy. .38/9mm preferably. He has money and is CCL licensed & not a felon.
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2022-08-25 at 5:03 PM UTC in link to g0llum on jerry springerNahmean
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2022-08-25 at 5:02 PM UTC in link to g0llum on jerry springerSteven = g@ llum = §m£ÂgØL
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2022-08-25 at 5:01 PM UTC in link to g0llum on jerry springerI have 0 interest in having a 3sum with 2 women. I want to be fucked but multiple men fucking one hoe is much more desirous than me feeling i need to satisfy 2
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2022-08-25 at 4:59 PM UTC in link to g0llum on jerry springer
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2022-08-25 at 4:58 PM UTC in link to g0llum on jerry springer
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2022-08-25 at 4:57 PM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in VacationIf i traveled 1500 miles to meet someone i would pick them up lol
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2022-08-25 at 4:56 PM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in Vacation
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2022-08-25 at 4:55 PM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in Vacation
Originally posted by Fonaplats I still have the rest of today and however long tomorrow here but for those of you pioneers wishing to venture in my footsteps and visit Pigeon Forge/Gatlinburg may I suggest getting the cheapest room/food and spending all tour time and money right here
^It's seriously THE BEST
Bro no one on this site wants to be like you. -
2022-08-25 at 4:55 PM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in VacationIf you couldn't even touch the impersonator and went for a picture you are truly as stupid as i thought you were.
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2022-08-25 at 4:49 PM UTC in Fonaplats Goes in VacationDid you get to meet dolly parton or no? That looks like a 50 year old impersonator you weren't allowed to.touch???
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2022-08-25 at 4:01 PM UTC in Everyone point at me and laugh.Everyone lets look at Bradley B and laugh!!!
lower case to upper case
Hey folks its my second day of being the greatest alcoholic we have. Yesterday i drank 3 tall boys because i couldn't handle anyone hurting my feelings and rejecting me (sexy Latina from Columbia who was impressed i knew about FARC).
Today i have a long day ahead of me and figured well its time to get to school early. I have to write a paper about learning styles and i decided not to go into the next calc class cuz i would need to test into it and i don't remember everything about quadratic equations and shit so i figured lets repeat the math class i took in 2010.
Anyway so I'm drinking a 4 loco outside the Louie Store. Saying DONT EVER DISRESPECT ME LOOKING LIKE MLK LIL BROTHER type shit. I smoked 33$ in crack yesterday i only planned on three dimes but on the 3rd one he said white boy aint you got more money? Cuz i always have a hundo in my wallet i said yeah and got two dimes for 13$ he thinks I'm a crack head but i tossed the pipe in the ocean.
So i can't use drugs at the half way house the rehab set me up with or drink but I'm gonna definitely buy another 4loco in 20 minutes then just swim in the ocean at 8 before i get home. God will protect me!!! If not i plan on sleeping at the Campus, unofficial policy is that homeless students may sleep behind the burglar gate they pull down if they absolutely have no where to go.
Folks I'm being realistic ok. I'm already getting free college for being homeless. They sell crack at the library 5s and 10s and the 10s are a lout more than they are in Milwaukee. I spent 20 minutes sharpening my daily carry on a mug last night. I have 1680 but i refuse to let anyone know i have more than what in my pockets.
God willing i will survive, bless those who dont.
Aloha snackbar -
2022-08-25 at 3:26 PM UTC in I've begun doing rip offs of this lesser known video production company:Video production company is probably the wrong word, he basically is a rapper who sucks at rappiing but is really really good at degrading people in a way that they kinda laugh along.
Basically this white (might be a jedi, it's new york) man watches people walks by and talks shit. He only has 1 quip which is
"Don't ever disrespect me looking like ______________" and if it's not funny you' re a piece of shit.
I live in Miami and am White, in OK shape, can fight good, and LOVE LOOOOOOOOOVE talking shit about others.
So i wanna repeat this, unfortunately i don't have big enough balls to essentially insult people while holding a camera in their face and if it's not recorded and/or yall don't get to see them, how will you know how funny I am???
I'm doing this for you guys.
Some of my favorites have been
Don't ever disrespect me looking like a cuban danny devito
Don't ever disrespect me looking like a pepsi mini bottle (Then he holds up a pepsi mini bottle to a fat black guy in a puffy coat)
Don't ever disrespect me lookin like the monopoly guy lost his cane
Don't ever disrespect me lookin the tall apple jacks guy
Don't ever disrespect me lookin like Donald Trump before he got a tupee
etc
Don't ever disrespect me lookin like an anorexic Precious -
2022-08-24 at 9:02 PM UTC in I was against abortion until I joined this forum.None. Religion is a deeply personal matter, I couldn't imagine telling you to do something involving your soul
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2022-08-24 at 8:55 PM UTC in I was against abortion until I joined this forum.dude fuck off with any religious shit, do I try to push that on you?
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2022-08-24 at 8:49 PM UTC in I was against abortion until I joined this forum.I already have straw buyer.
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2022-08-24 at 8:48 PM UTC in I was against abortion until I joined this forum.Should I get a glock19 gen5 9mm? I recently came into 1000 unearned dollars, i have no weapons aside from my "good ass" knife CRKT M16-13SFG
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2022-08-24 at 8:47 PM UTC in What's for Dinner?I love singing Tupac choruses and some black guy looks up at me and I just keep it going staring him in the eyes
That's the uppercut my nigga -
2022-08-24 at 8:46 PM UTC in I was against abortion until I joined this forum.OK so you're pro choice/pro abortion but against killing yourself? Right.
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2022-08-24 at 8:45 PM UTC in wannna hit this cocaine fool?Smoked Miami Crack, bought a dime and split it with a homeless guy so that I would know where to go next time, got so high off that half that I couldn't figure out how to get back there, finally got back and bough tanother 10, did the smaller half, I was so fucking drunk that this black kid said Grandpa are you done in there? And I dropped the pipe in my bag and threw the door open and said "Wasn't the guy in 3rd here after me? Really?" he said he was just playin I said ah ok, that makes sense, I'm lookin at a Miami Dade Police officer RN but im just jamming out with a book about fishing, about to find a way to get to the walmart so that I can buy a nice expensive fishing pole and go back out there salt water fishing. I smiled this real guilty looking smile and he just kept walking between rows of books, sad this is what a library has to do.
Sad that I gotta go fight mike fuckin tyson and I"m just a scrawny nigga but people love seein a skinny nigga fight.
