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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    almost forgot why i came here, i decided imma get drunk with my roommmate and idk i kinda wanna have sex with her and when she said she was staying home from work cuz she didn't feel well i asked her if she wanted me to get a bottle of tequila to "sweat it out of us"

    Welcome to wisconsin folks, she said yes.

    I told her lady, you aint gotta keep asking me ten different ways, twistin my arm and shit, knowin it's the first of the month and im tryna ball out.

    "Brad, i'm literally just waking up, this is all your idea."

    "WHAT A BRAD IDEA"

    killin it
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    beena bout 28 hours, i stayed up all night doin blow with my friend while we watched horriblevideos, I relaly like that pretty much the only 4k/HD/1080i came from ISIS, what a bunch of bloodthirsty interesting dumbfucks those jihadis were

    nawwwwww mean nigga?
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    1. How did your friend notice the chomos right away?

    Sent him the link to a couple different threads, one of which is the japanese tourism thing, he's the other white guy im friends with that likes dickin down brown bitches as a duty.

    2. My friend went to Cambodia and said it was scummier than Thailand. He put his debit card in a machine in Cambodia and his bank account got drained and he had to wait 2 weeks to get the money back.

    I am probably one of the scummier elements in any diversified population, I chose Cambodia because of my love of the song "Smoke Weed- Khmer Kid" i used to watch when I was like 13 on youtube over and over again, & because it's an asian country & third reason, the poorest that seemed stable with 1 primary city that you use to diversify your bearings from.

    Also I think they're people are the most beautiful and their language the least andreanalin inducing (Tuk TUk TUk TUk noises really fast freak me the fuck out when some asians argue). Obviously the language is better the farther east (Purer, think North for Us (Whites) well in asia it's the closer you are the sun, the better of a person you are, with Japan at the peak.

    That's why I picked cambodia, space nigga.

    3. Why are you circumcised?

    I thought everyone was until I asked my mom when I was 5 why it looked like that, she said ther ewas a snip. I don't know why they did it. I don't hold it against them though (But i will if they're attractive) Truthfully, I have only ever seen 1 uncircumsized penis (I swear on Odin my god) and it was with that latino guy two weeks ago I just met. IDK seems weird to have like your dick in a casing all day. But that's cuz mine doesn't have a casing, it just head out hanging, alll dayyyyy

    4. Why the fuck are you circumcised?

    .

    5. What's the measurement
    20 ounce sprite bottle is like 11 inches/30cm,

    6. In China they say "dear teacher" Maybe if you take them on hunting trips they'll call you "dear hunter" hardy har har

    No thanks. I don't want to hang out with my students outside of class. I have my own life and so do they.

    7. If you're goin to teach English you don't really need to learn much before you get there and just immerse yourself in it and you'll pick it up

    I'm hoping to find successful ladyboy who run brothel and do accounting and english speaking work for her to accept more customers to our Hostel.

    8. Do you exclusively jack off to gay porn? That would be murder on the senses

    No. The only exclusivity i have when it comes to porn is there must be a white penis involved, otherwise I can't imagine me bewing the one doing it, and if my weiner isn't involved, then that isn't sex to me (Or at least sex that I'm trying to have)

    9. I can see yoy being hard into lady boys. The border between Thailand and canadabodia is pretty porous you should bebable to get across on one of those shitty little 250cc bikes.

    YOu can rent those bikes for about 40-60USD a month, no drivers license is needed to operatethem, they're extremely dangerous. Also lady boys are as common in London as they are in Milwaukee as they are in Nom Pen

    10. Good luck,I hope you do this although you won't

    go fuckyourself too bro
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Data Are you on stims?

    Because that shit is not healthy unless you're like 13. You're going to go blind.

    No just dextromorphanandbundy, marijuanaa concentrate like a dab cart and uh oh a like idk 4 lines of cocaine, like probably .4 split between 2 men but my guy left at 4 and that's when the jerking off (and posting about asian people, taking cock shots, i probably did another line, im waiting for my tranny friend to wake up, i gotta lot of shit goin on, my roommmate stayed home sick and asked me if i'm drinking today (I wasn't) but now i'm buying a bottle of el cheapo teluila to help her "heal" and I will probably drink as is customary of my people 1/2 of the alcohol i purchase for my white trash household.


    I don't have sex with my roommate, i have before. Interested! Might today, prolly will today tbh lol fuck it imma get shitty drunk and do shots with her and my mom's coming to get some pepsi after her shift in the fuckin factory cuz it's Thursday (She work 10hr days, 4 a week)


    Originally posted by Sudo I always have so many questions after threads like this

    1. How did your friend notice the chomos right away?

    2. My friend went to Cambodia and said it was scummier than Thailand. He put his debit card in a machine in Cambodia and his bank account got drained and he had to wait 2 weeks to get the money back.

    3. Why are you circumcised?

    4. Why the fuck are you circumcised?

    5. What's the measurement

    6. In China they say "dear teacher" Maybe if you take them on hunting trips they'll call you "dear hunter" hardy har har

    7. If you're goin to teach English you don't really need to learn much before you get there and just immerse yourself in it and you'll pick it up

    8. Do you exclusively jack off to gay porn? That would be murder on the senses

    9. I can see yoy being hard into lady boys. The border between Thailand and canadabodia is pretty porous you should bebable to get across on one of those shitty little 250cc bikes.

    10. Good luck,I hope you do this although you won't

    I will answer all of these questions, afte rI get a lil higher.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Thanks rude ass dollar store general lookin ass dudue
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    whose scrawny?

    Octavian does, remember he has the Habsburg lineage.

    Do yall got lil dicks or somethin let's be real? Do you think you're THAT ugly?
  7. Bradley Florida Man
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Please send photos of Jigaboo JOhnson, Aldra and yourself to my "inbox" at which point I will give you my honest opinion.

    I already know what Master Splinter looks like.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Dude i've jacked off like six timse this morning, the fuck wrong with me lol
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    imma pretend talk to the porn actresses in Khmai so i can get used to speaking broken cambodian while trying to get hard in my bedroom
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    no i hate cocaine too. I do it, but i don't like doing it.


    don't like and don't do crack... unless u brought some.


    like a nigga say do, im doin it, i'm practicing how to say Yes, No, 1-10 and directions RN.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    im just playin i have no idea what bengay is except the arthritis cream someone posted a photo of

    In prison i would get yelled at for saying to the nurse doing pills at the psychiatric prison;

    "Can I Have some bengay cuz I bengay?"

    To fuckin funny tbh.

    They'd be confused, angry, irritated, everyone just thought it was the funniest.

    Bengay cuz are gay nigga.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    dude you're such a fat fuck too, she wasn't being bad wait staff, you just shocked that lil hoe with your gluttony and demands

    I mean, i've been hungry, I could see eating like 2?
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    fuck jedi people too, even though i don't really know what a jedi is tbh
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    saw a cop today, was thankful I am white, I am not sorry that other people are non white. But I am sorry for the actions that any of you have administered upon you as a result of mistreatment due to the colour of your skin. Unless you're a nigger then fuck you cuz fuck niggers, naggar
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    (If that's what HTS wants :) )
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    RIP Malice, a member of the Huge Weiner Brigade gone too soon.

    RIP to HTS's butthole when she gets her empty nest stage and wants to "meet up like in person"
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Also, friends, this is the full cock you are leading to the tight brown ppl over there.

    Dude it's big when it's here, it's gonna be retarded huge over there.

    I'm so excited.

    I love eating rice. no bullshit. It's a filler and so am I.

    So remember ur not doing this for me, ur doing this for my kids (That i'm tryna make)

  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Meant to say Rosettta Stone, I'm still feelin the bundy, like 26 bundied hours later. Bro I had a fuckin blast.

    Did wayyyy too much coke, watched www.horriblevideos.com with my friend for awhile, told him about NiggersinSpace, he's not a faggot, wasn't impressed, lotta chomos he pointed out, I told him the truth, They're here and they're lice and they're here. :/ Maybe he make an account, maybe he don't. AT least i'm trying to recruit people tha twill add something to our community

    anyway, so i really like yoga, bonsai, studying buddhism (not practicing), The Deer Hunter (film) , asian culture.


    I know what everyone's thinking BradleyB just wanna go over there to go do faggotshit with their lady boys while he chainsmokes non menthol cigarettes at the elementary school he's teaching English Year II at, and you're right, but I also would like a wife tbh.

    I'm capable of procreating, you know?

    Maybe get a name like i did in German class when I got to be Adolf, or spanish class when I got to be Pablo

    "Ohhhhh, hi year 2 english student, Bradleychan is here, YOu are here! We are doing classes!"

    I can pull this shit off bro, and you can still chainsmoke in schools around children over there, that's hella tight.

    And im not a pedophile so that's a huge plus. I might even get a kid and a wife, and then decide I want better for my child and move back to america in time for public schooling and me to pump his mom up some more while he's' at free daycare from 4-18

    where can i download rosettta stone Khmer/Cambodian novice? I like their program, I used it in HOnors German, however I haven't used it for anything else. LMK how to do this. Thanks in advance.! My dreams are your dreams and tyhey're all coming true.

    HEll ya!
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    i'll try downloading it today name will be uh]


    NISBRadley

    add me, i'll be ur gf or w/e
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