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You call an Uber very drunk, you hope the Uber driver doesn't realize you're underage

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    Then this child molester rolls up.



    He immediately mentions how youre as pretty as his daughters.

    You being a nubile 14 years old are unsure with your hand on the door handle

    "What will this Uber cost me really," she thinks as she gets into Paul Wozny's car
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  2. #2
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    пидopaшкa
  3. #3
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Bradley Then this child molester rolls up.



    He immediately mentions how youre as pretty as his daughters.

    You being a nubile 14 years old are unsure with your hand on the door handle

    "What will this Uber cost me really," she thinks as she gets into Paul Wozny's car

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole
    🤣 look at that loser!
  5. #5
    yall some big meanies
  6. #6
    He looks like a less ginger red
  7. #7
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    it's not actually him

    at least I hope it's not considering this WOZNY fellow is a repeated child rapist
  8. #8
    Bradley Florida Man
    That's why he was his father figure until he blamed trayvon martin for pizza gate
  9. #9
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I think we all remember when trayvon did pizzagate
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    Quick Mix Ready paid me to delete this post
  11. #11
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Rip Mike brown
  12. #12
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  13. #13
    Bradley Florida Man
    Damn that's not shocking now how they found those two girls bodies all burned up on Arizona
  14. #14
    WellHung Black Hole
    Originally posted by Bradley Damn that's not shocking now how they found those two girls bodies all burned up on Arizona

    you would have raped them first
  15. #15
    Bradley Florida Man
    I actually don't, in my head, equate children to sex objects.

    When I see a child alone I look for their parents, not to get them to a bush as fast as possible, but because I legitimately am concerned for the pedophiles like quick Mix Ready
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  16. #16
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    I don't equate children to sex objects either. That's like saying you equate women, or men, whatever you're into to sex objects. Anyway, that said, make the girl in the story a little younger, make her hesitant at first but then into it so you can drop the rape vibes and continue the story.
  17. #17
    Bradley Florida Man
    No.
  18. #18
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Bradley I actually don't, in my head, equate children to sex objects.

    When I see a child alone I look for their parents, not to get them to a bush as fast as possible, but because I legitimately am concerned for the pedophiles like quick Mix Ready

    I'd be legit concerned for the child's safety and well being, i go out of my way to be kind to kids. This notion that pedos just wanna harm kids is the biggest bullshit i ever had the misfortune of percieving.

    Only reason people think this is because of those fucks that rape and murder kids. Rape is about power and/or sexual sadism, it has nothing to do with pedophilia.
  19. #19
    Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Originally posted by Bradley No.

    Ok loser.
  20. #20
    WellHung Black Hole
    at least Sophie takes good drugs. Nigger has good taste.
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