2022-01-02 at 12:14 PM UTC
Sudo
Black Hole
[my hereto riemannian peach]
Another 1200 posts for the worst trt in history to die
I remember on one of those totse2 shits they put it in the trashcan or something andnit was still had much more life than this shit
2022-01-02 at 12:22 PM UTC
I just woke up and decided I'm gonna become a professional turtle breeder. They gotta be pretty easy to maintain just throw em some food and water now and then and that's it. They don't need special shit like fish or dogs or snakes do. I'm gonna buy 2 big turtle tanks and fill one with turtles and leave the other one empty , then I will have a third tank exclusively for turtle sex and I'll put two turtles in it each day and display them. Yes. Thanks.
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2022-01-02 at 12:38 PM UTC
RIPtotse
victim of incest
[my adversative decurved garbo]
Ya then u could make turtle soup down the line
2022-01-02 at 12:43 PM UTC
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2022-01-02 at 12:44 PM UTC
Nope. That's the other nice thing about turtles is that they don't die so I never have to experience that stupid soul-croushing feeling of loss. If anything I'm gonna raise them to do tricks and I'll teach them how to make tomato soup by themselves so I don't even have to feed them and they can take care of themselves if I put a bunch of tomatoes in their tank before I leave for a 3-week turtle convention somewhere in Asia.
2022-01-02 at 1:18 PM UTC
I want to be a penguin rider, if giant penguins existed and then I could make mmQ's turtle deliveries with my giant penguin fleet
2022-01-02 at 1:48 PM UTC
I just remembered I made a trt once and I don't remember what it was called. Something retarded hjero durrril Albert edition turtle turtle
2022-01-02 at 3:01 PM UTC
it will smell like a turtle swamp in your apartment, you will be known as the guy with stds that's dying
a very high likelihood will befall u interms of urinary track infections, kidney disease, nd a bunch of other horrible maladies, peoople breed snakes & dogs & cats because of the high money in it and the fact th ere is extremely few zooological diseases associated with these animals
i am a PROFESSIONAL animal breeder and have bred ball pythons, redtail boas, kenyan sand snakes, tropical fish for the aquarium industry, and killifish, u dumb niggers, don't know the half of it, i've also bred finches and parakeets, can't forget the chubby tailed leopard gecko or my dubai roach, cricket, nightcrawler, red wiggler, & mice breeding operations
i have never turn turtles cuz theres no money in them, THEY FUCKING STINK, and if you wait till spring you just go by the creeks and when u find 1 big one, do 1 of 2 things, BRICK EM like i do and miss the shell if u want money, throw directly at it from a large distance (I like the distance from the bridge to the creek) and in my state if it's bigger than a paper plate it's legal so i brin ga paper plate and drop it next to them to double check if people are there before i BRICK EM YOU DON'T EVEN NEED A HUNTING LICENSE JUST A FISHING LICENSE IF THEY'RE WITHIN 100 FEET OF WATER
and if you don't wanna brick the mom/dad, follow them!~!~!~!~ after no less than 10 hours they will lead u to their den which is typically 4-5 feet out the water, find their eggs/babies, STEAL ALL OF THEMS SWIFTLY, the eggs can go on an incubator you can buy for chickens pretty cheaply, remember to keep yours with a piece of wet papertowel, if you do it anypoint before mid summer you'll get small tea cup or smller size turtles and make sure they're not snapping turtles lol, and sell them bitches on the side of the road for 5$ each like children do by me,
what u won't become successful is breeding them in some 50gallon tanks or kiddy pools or whatever your ass wants to fap to in your dreams
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2022-01-02 at 3:04 PM UTC
and i can prove all of this easily, I have an LLC and hve had moderate success because I mostly just sold for cash and did it for hobby off and on for the last 7 or 8 years.
I currently have 2 ball pythons (my original 2 fav) and a dubai roach colony, my mom made me get rid of my 4 different guppy tanks and it was ultimately in the best interest of my red cherry shrimp and aquariium plants to live that colony with my ex (Shrimp are very sensitive and the plants are as well and i'm going to jail and wanted to do what was in the best interest of my shrimpie shrimpie shrimpies
2022-01-02 at 3:05 PM UTC
Ok fine I'll cancel my Alibaba order for 9,000 turtles.
Did you start that bakery job yet? There's a bakery next to MY liquor store that's hiring for "kitchen elves" and I think I'm gonna apply because a) I want to be kitchen elf and b) it said on the sign "pick your own hours and no commitment" which is ideal for a fucktard like myself.
I don't have much baking skills though so idk.
