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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Imagine being Republican, anti Zionist, a Trump supporter and being a shill for shots.

    Get your ducks in a row bud you come off as ignant
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Bacardi and orange juice, bang energy drinks, or apple cider. Next poster decides
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Always . Got a bottle of hot sauce on clearance fitty cents, got a gallon of apple cider 75% off for like 1.60 I love buying clearance shit because thieves don't select clearance items they just steal. I'll purchase 100$ in food in order to steal 80. Buy 3 four packs of ice house for 8$, steal ten airplane bottles worth 10$

    Easy as fuck I'm drinking beer watching my mom eat stolen beef jerky right now
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    My mom apologized after I angrily smoked a cigarette outside
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Murder everyone who wronged me in life going from person to person in a ranking of how they wronged me, probably wouldn't get everyone but the first couple are what matters. Just go from home to home.

    Then say I'm sorry, sorry you bitch ass pussies thought shit was sweet. Sorry it was sour.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Alright everybody I got everything I need gonna try tomorrow afternoon
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    I like you mmmm questions
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    I paid 102$ for the groceries as an on topic reply. Hearing about how jigga was wronged by grocery store personnel and my advocating to steal I felt it would be wrong not to.

    Also forgot to mention I stole 8 airplane bottles of Bacardi and one of fire ball.

    Not because I'm a thief but because I am that niggaboo Bradley
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    I got my mom 187$ in groceries and after I carried them all up stairs, four trips, my mom starts accosting me because I didn't take my shoes off and tracked in some water I'm like are you for real

    I looked down and see she's still wearing boots and tracking in water and I'm like are you serious

    So as I'm putting everything away she says alcohol did this to me.

    Folks I've had half a beer in the last 12 hours.

    Now shes gonna call her bitch ass friends and talk shit about me and told me I didn't rinse out the coffee machine.

    I didn't use the coffee machine I'm an alcoholic and I drink instant coffee.

    Hmm
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    im a good person ok i just difficulty expressing myself to other men
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    I don't think i feel liek stealing today after all

    just not in the grove for grooving i guess
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ Very well then, thank you for your time. I would agree that just going on and speeding up the process would probably be best to just get it over with but who knows? Homeless in WI winter camping out doesn't sound like too good of a time. Can't move back in with mom for a bit after jail for a month or two until you accrue more funds to move somewhere of your own ?

    dude i lived with her for 3 weeks and on christmas i asked her to be nice to me which she obliged by drinkin gall my beer and telling me what dy i have to move out over 4 times before eating the seafood i stole for us

    my mom's a bad person bro
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    How that make you feel jiggaboo johnson, also i hope you don't think i am insulting your shitty cooking or anything with my one upping posts. I just am also white, aging terribly, and an aldi's shopper so we have a lot of the same taste in food & culinary cuisine.

    I use kidney beans the red ones, potatos (which a lot of people think makes it stew),gourmet hamburger that i ring up as 2 apples, onions, celery, tomato soup, celery, and whatever noodles the food pantry gave me NEVER SPAGHETTI NOODLES THO just like the elbows and bow ties and other gay shapes

    & Hot Sauce. but not the really hot shit, just like franks, like 2 spoonfuls if my mom is watching, otherwise like a minute of just kinda splishing it in there

    If you can believe it I'm an experienced cook, most don't.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    dude my mom and i are making chili tonight after i get done at the store, are you excited? She's 3 days sober and i'm like 3 hours sober and i think she might be drinking secretly but imma just buy a bottle of vodka and some lemonade


    ABSOLUTE SOBRIETY IS NOT A CONDITION OF MY BAIL AS I REMIND EVERYONE WHO I THINK WILL TELL ON ME
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    And yes I am a fagguette who hopes to soon be making baggots.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    my lawyer canceled the next hering and i want to do the time and be done with it after 30 months of being on trial but he thinks i can get out of it or just pay a fine but ultimately i'll have to do the time later and my mom expects me to be moving out/in jail in a week.

    as time served is accrued to any sentence that isn't conditionl, I'm thinking about just going there and revoking my signature bond and hitting my right to a fast and speedy trial immediately, this would cause them to have to take me to trial, or forge an agreement, and get me infront of the judge within 45 days by law, as the last offer was 45 days in, no probation (aka non conditional time) and a 600$ fine, i think when i go infront of the judge they'll call it a day on whatever and I'll be back out to menace very quickly.

    if my ex doesn't show up for the court date about the restraining order (she won't, LKs don't really do court systems like that, but maybe) i'mma unblock her and send her floods of pictures of us together and offer her money to stay with her upon release.

    Might go move bck up north and get re involved with the militia, i really wanna move souf tho, but most likely, i'll pitch a tent in the park by the water tower, get really well paid at my good ass job making baguettes, and end up starting a charity for bum ass alcoholics

    pretty shitty bro, but now i go steal in the mean time.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ Dude did you start that bakery job or not? I AXED you about it in retaed thred.

    no i convinced them that i was moving (i think someone on this site told me to say that, can't realy remember) and that my first ability to start date was 2/15 and that i would travel from where i'm living now in order to do their gay twenty minute interviews

    So I'm supposed to get out of jail 2/13 but i'mma be homeless, heartless and potentially jobless so i'm thinking i just move back here and make a makeshift camp at the park liek i used to as a kid (i ran away a lot to get out of a bad home environment i keep returning to as an adult) and try to ROUGH IT for like two weeks

    from there skies the limit, i can't go into the homeless shelter cuz the guy who's running it is a 'reformed' (I have no idea if he is or not) junkie that I pistol whipped a couple times because he robbed my friend then tried to reup through me, granted that was like 6-7 years ago and I was very drunk but apparently armed robbery of like 100$ for a gram, then harming the individual with my pistol's barrel re ally fucked him up and made him get sober

    i think that's great and everything except i'm not clean & sober, might become homeless & honestly think he still owes my friend (Whose dead now) money as I robbed him, not served him like a repo or some shit, i took the money for me nigga FOR ME

    so now he goes to NA meetings and describes me harming him on a nightly basis and how when he was getting his face patched up (I have no idea what i really did to him tbh, and have only heard this story through the gravevine from addict friends who pretend to get clean for a couple weeks) and how it was a turning point in his life

    if anything that nigger should thank me for helping him learn that death is the wages of theft.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Well Hung was pulled over on New Years day traveling through a DUI checkpoint, this is very critical as it would be his 7th (SEVENTH) OWI.

    Suspiciously, despite having no money, family, or friends he was released within 1 day which is questionable at best.

    I believe he is reporting local drug dealers and is most likely a fed on this site, or at least strongly compromised.

    How'd you do it bud? I wish I could just make all my felonies disappear within a day of receiving them.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    i once saw jiggaboo johnson return 7 carts around the parking lot, having spent 45 minutes hustling his large frame around homeless people try to fuel their habit he succeeded and is now 1.75 richer.

    fuckin a, the lowest paying jobs in my state are 15.00, so let's do the math, if you spent 8 minutes arguing with him over two dollahs, you should've just got a fucking job.
  20. Bradley Florida Man


    I'm about to go to aldis in 20 minutes and steal a lot of shit, pussy.



    I bet I make chili with everything EXCEPT groceries legitimately purchased.

    And it'll be better than your hoe ass shit

    I use beans also.
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