2022-01-14 at 4:52 PM UTC
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Mushroom Lo Mein
IM MEAT LOAFIN IT EVERYONE
keep two by your bed to remind you you have family after all
how do you do so much speed and stay so fat
my auntie got banned onf acebook for saying happy insurrection day
what methods are you using to kill them? Why didn't you start a thread in DIY? Instead of 10 or 15 retards getting snivels, all us retards could critique your methodology and track it's improvement.
why don't you do that polecat it'd be good for you to get outof the house and take some photos to show your friends online
2022-01-14 at 4:39 PM UTC
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STICK IT, Damn It!
my mom asked me to stop talking about the vaccine cuz i get really drunk and tell her;
"I bet the jedis or whoever runs the world has a switch and when vaccinated are at whatever percentage they want gone, they're gonna flip it and *poof* no over population, no pollution, no fighting over resources. You'll see. Well you won't, because you're vaccinated."
Have you thought about making an OkCupid/Tinder/Grinder account Paul?
2022-01-14 at 4:30 PM UTC
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Fwb
figured it'd be worth it to shoot my shot
2022-01-14 at 4:29 PM UTC
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Mushroom Lo Mein
im hoping i can go to the grocery store today, im doing my mom's taxes and need to get the tax forms so i have a reason to use the car, gonna get some more beer predictably, but im hoping to go to the grocery store so i can get some food, anything you'd like to see me try to make? Nothing that involves a lot of fat, grease or pork product.
2022-01-14 at 4:27 PM UTC
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Mushroom Lo Mein
also jigger that was a joke about wasting ur time buying everything seperately instead of getting it from a can, i just go to the food pantry bruh
2022-01-14 at 4:27 PM UTC
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Mushroom Lo Mein
Food tastes better when it's produced in masse by people who make food 8-10 hours a day for their whole life.
Best burger? McDonalds
Best mexican? That truck over yonder
Best sushi? Samurai's Wok
Get real nigger, people be like "oh my grammy was the best cook" Yeah maybe at like 1 thing like her special casserole or something but a restaurant cook working 80-120 plates a shift hands down will be a better cook than some lady making less than 150 plates a year for people she's related too/herself.
bro u r rely just 1 big stretch mark
2022-01-14 at 2:48 PM UTC
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Jailbroken PS4.
have u had enough time to help me revamp my ps3 into greatness
2022-01-14 at 2:43 PM UTC
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Mushroom Lo Mein
I'm doing chicken wings and i just had 4 hot dogs on hamburger buns but chicken wings are gonna be fireeeeeee tonight
2022-01-14 at 2:40 PM UTC
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Random Thoughts
quick mix ready is fucking fat
2022-01-14 at 2:20 PM UTC
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Become a Serial Killer
u need to have an array of kill kits spread accross the area you plan to work. the goal is to get as many of them as you can containing weapons, food, and disguises, make sure you include in each one a big dildo for you to sit on while you have other retarded fantasies about weapons caches in buckets you visit by rental car in order to work in that area and then either destroy the bucket or rebury it same hole fuck it ya dig
