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2022-01-14 at 2:14 PM UTC in I know its common to claim Thyroid issuesimma buy me a donut in like an hour to help me celebrate my greatness niggers
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2022-01-14 at 2:12 PM UTC in I know its common to claim Thyroid issuesdamn jiggaboo jones is putting u on a straight up diet bro
for the record folks
190 calories
The Real Weight of a Donut
For example, a French Cruller at Dunkin Donuts has 220 calories and a Glazed Chocolate Donut has 340 calories while an Original Glazed Donut at Krispy Kreme has 190 calories and a Double Dark Chocolate Donut has 400 calories, according to the companies' respective websites.
if homer simpson aka quick mix ready aka paul wozny drives the rape van around for 10 hours, how many donuts does this fat nigga need to not 'waste away~>~>~>~>~>' 6.
If he wanted to lose weight, that fat nigga needs to have a deficit not just in attention but also in caloric intake
4 donuts would satiate the fat man at a rate he would approximately 3500 calories a week below his needs
1lb is about 3500 calories. So in 10 weeks he can lose 10 pounds. Here's to paul wozny eating less than 4 donuts a day for the next ten weeks! -
2022-01-14 at 2:03 PM UTC in Why do Americans drink black coffee?jigga do u have any form of messenger like discord or messenger I feel like u could provide a lot of insight into my life if you would tutor me in how to be a good person/home chef
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2022-01-14 at 2:01 PM UTC in Why do Americans drink black coffee?yall ever herad of people doing coffee enemas
now ive snorted my fair share of instant coffee in jail but i heard of people BOOFING the shit for "medicinal" purposes -
2022-01-14 at 1:26 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I used to love boxing. cage fighting is brutal but interesting. But I never got fully into it.
I guess regular boxing is boring to most people these days.
that being said, Its 1:30am. im getting tired but I need to get up early and shower and try and work non-stop for 10 hours and then maybe 10 hours Saturday and 4 hours sunday to make money to pay off my Ticket and traffic school instead of going to court. the Court is never nice and will never give me a break. regardless, cops always say that.
but I just have that face that courts don't like. My White Privs or some shit. I have no clue. Besides, I derped and ran a red light.. not all the way,, I backed up. More like a false start on a red arrow going left. it was always timed in the pattern to go green. the dude honked behind me to warn me. and I backed up. but a cop was right there. didn't warn me. Gave me a citation.
I just want to skip court, pay the fine. and do traffic school. without having to deal with the court.
this town doesn't seem to allow this.
unless I'm not reading the citation right. HALP!
Do those attorneys for 99 bucks really work? they write some kind of letter that are supposed to get you off with no points?
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2022-01-14 at 1:18 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by POLECAT I'm watching the war room while hunting Rats, but earlier I moved one trailer 3 tacoma's a dodge and a 4x14 iron thing to get the yard ready for snowmobiling, now all my paths are open so I can make circles around the house in every direction so I can play at home or just use them to get the sled warmed up before hitting the trailes
why dont you just get a cat -
2022-01-14 at 1:15 PM UTC in YO; Fuck the PO'licei would immediately tell them it's semen
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2022-01-14 at 1:12 PM UTC in Why does Candy's pretend BF not look at the camera?bro this thread is so good wellhung if you made threads half this good about candyrein i'd be your friend
u childish little fuck -
2022-01-14 at 1:09 PM UTC in Who Killed Bill Kr0zby?? (2022, version. New evidence)
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2022-01-14 at 1:05 PM UTC in Who Killed Bill Kr0zby?? (2022, version. New evidence)ok ok ok ok ive had about a year to review my evidence for the Kr0zKomission this has included interviews with friends and family, studying back posts, speaking with my research team and most importantly *redacted*
so we gotta start with the basics our friend bill kr0zby aka douglas monks aka Douggie Fresh had some detractors. Not like enemies like I have but like people that didn't like him. HOWEVER (Now this is a big however) he was hearing the angry black man's voice who made him take his clothes off infront of a police officer.
FONAPLATS- Bro he called u and needed ur help and ur like "Ya i gotta go play some minecraft and talk to myself Doug" terrible!~!~!~! Fonaplats is believed to be the last person that isn't the killer or the angry black man in his head to talk to kr0z.
He texted me as well but as many of u know i get very drunk and go to sleep at like 8-10pm, so i was not awake to take this text!!! if i had been he'd still be alive or we'd at least know what someone did to him
Now enters Mal- don't know much about this angle as i didn't find it that interesting. Some IRL girl he knew maybe his babby mammer or some dumb shit told him to kill himself and was gonna FRAME HIM. I don't like this angle because it doesn't make me happy.
Now remember folks he was using a lot of "tek" which is slang for nigger cock and meth
So i think someone (Weed Smoker) told him all this bad shit was gonna happen knowing they're fucking with a tweaker, on meff, probably on cam, scared as fuck, who has skitzophrenia, and is local to weedsmoker
really dunno man
apparently he was really a piece of shit and would steal a lot, even from friends and from most/all drug dealers, so that's another angle.
As we celebrate the life of our friend and pour one out for the dead homey.
Also his dad likes my profile pics on facebook when i change them and we're not friends and I Think he might be a homo.
RIP Douglas "Kr0zD0g" Monks'"
enjoy this very rare picture of our late friend and his cat
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2022-01-14 at 12:51 PM UTC in I am fucking special. You dig?OP Should get a girlfriend that speaks english.
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2022-01-14 at 12:49 PM UTC in i just purchased 80 pounds of charcoal...
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready yeah, its not easy to steer one of those things. takes a week at least to learn. especially paralleled parking. fucking hell, it's hilarious watching a new guy (green horn?) try and get around a corner without taking out a sign.
especially coming from Oakland's Port. (or any port for that matter)
I've seen it a few times. holding up people for three lights or more. until they clear it without scraping something.
but yeah, it would happen to just about any of us the first days on the job.
one good thing today is most trucks are Automatic now. learning what.. 28 gears or more?
What has 28 gears? I know extremely little about automotives but i thought the max any vehicle had is 8 aside from Nuetral and Parking.
Please educate me, Fattysan -
2022-01-14 at 12:48 PM UTC in i just purchased 80 pounds of charcoal...
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2022-01-14 at 12:47 PM UTC in Why does Candy's pretend BF not look at the camera?real talk though I think candy is one of our better posters and is a refreshing inclusion
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2022-01-14 at 12:42 PM UTC in Why does Candy's pretend BF not look at the camera?idk i like mine the best cuz it's real, no second takes, no extra film roll, just raw and uncut
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2022-01-14 at 12:38 PM UTC in Why does Candy's pretend BF not look at the camera?She's paid by the state to take care of him, feed him, dress him, etc she just never had that kinda control over a man, much less a white one. She turned her caregiving job into a living situation, and a living situation into a beautiful relationship.
I wonder if he knows his name is Ass-Ass or whatever.
I hope she sucks that retarded nigga off at least. -
2022-01-14 at 12:36 PM UTC in Chilii wanna get a hot asian girlfriend and then do her nails for her in an ironic twist of whitedomination
then fuck her in the ass even though she doesn't like it to wrap up the white power hour -
2022-01-14 at 12:31 PM UTC in How to get away with murder?yall are mean as fuck ok Jeffrey Dahmer = gay milwaukee cannibal 1990s (didn't make furniture), died six months after I was born, meaning I am NOT JEFFREY DAHMERS REINCARNATED PENIS, liked black boys a lot. Worked in a chocolate factory called ambrosia. Dissolved and ate people wanting them to remain with him forever, typically after copious amounts of gay sex. One of my friends' uncles was the Smithsaphone immigrant the police returned to Dahmer who was later eaten and dissolved. This big nigger killed him in Waupon and I got to work out in the same gym that dahmer got killed in the janitor closet of. PRetty cool, i jacked off and threw some cum near the doorway as a sign of homage
Ed Gene's Furniture Emporium, Plainsville WI. Ed loved his mom alot and was mildly retarded, when she died in the 1950s Ed would start digging up corpses of women that looked like his mom. He made clothing, nipple belts, lamp shades, skinsuits (Not to be confused with the clothing), wigs & masks and would dress up like his mother and masturbate. He only killed 2 individuals, both women. And was caught for it cuz he was pretty fucking slow and wanted to hang out with the people he bodied after they were dead and had written his name on a piece of paper as the last day's appointment. He was the major inspiration for both the Texas Chainsaw Massacre & Silence of the Lambs. He died in the late 70s in Mendota Mental Heath
I have nothing to do with Ed Gene and don't like to handle corpses at all. Now Dahmer? YOu can draw some goofy parallels. I haven't eaten anyone ceremoniously, but i have bitten chunks out of others while losing a fight, not sure if that's considered cannibalism. I also like to eat pussy (not actually eat it though)
if i was gonna eat a man the last choice would be a scrawny gay black kid from the Mil tho -
2022-01-14 at 12:22 PM UTC in YO; Fuck the PO'liceQMR is gonna eat the kr0zdog soon
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2022-01-14 at 12:17 PM UTC in sophie's lonely pleas for attention
Originally posted by Sophie It was my pleasure. Also, somehow i feel like you're the kind of person that would appreciate The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows. It has words for things in English that should have a word. Like the feeling you get sometimes when you realize that some day this moment will be a memory.
Do you have a link for this? I am an avid fan of etymology studies. Sorry for off topic reply.
