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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    now imagine i rily myself up like this, and then i go walk my mom's dog and you're also walking down the street and figure FUCK HIM and run into me. I don't carry any form of weapons so i'm at hte mercy of him. Like really nigga, i thinkt his forum make sme a lot worse because as I vent my frustration i think, why aint my souljas droppin a nigga grabbin his bitch and eatin her out - messaged to be by someone who isn't me or u

    who the fuck think that shit?
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    people talk about losing a fight i'm like why don't you lose your life bitch nigger
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    imagine i run up on yo shit, your father come wit me, i think damn this nigga is a good ass fighter, so i cut his liver like a perch and fillet me up 8 pieces, I make every one of my niggas eat that shit, and when they think 'o co president of ours, u did not eat the 9nth piece' i just start drinking a niggas blood half cut with bloody mary vodka tomato mix put a lil celery in my oppositional fighter and sip sip mmmmm

    taste like that dead nigga who thought he was finna be sumthin now niggas a fucking drink while my boys laugh and eat liver pat'e

    a lot of people will kill you, like the blacks, my mother said, the mexicans though, they'll straight up start you on fire for laughs

    so now you got another white boy eating the liver's of shooters

    aint nobody wanna get eaten by another human

    (I have never cannibalized to date aside from eating my ex out when she was on the rag, and I have bitten two men in like where you shoot up and attempted to swallow everything as they fought me trying to understand I did indeed just eat em like my name was jeffrey dahmer)

    aint nobody could understand why, but when some nigga spits your own blood and like chunk of skin into your face in the county jail while he's yelling crazy ass shit and trying to vomit on you (Credit: Mortal Kombat) dude if I puke on you after I bite out a chunk of your skin and rip out an artery and then fall on you fighting and spitting and puking and your bleeding and i'm gonna keep biting

    OK MY nigga I can see why my gang loves me and not some almost dead nigga
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    kidnapping ppl hard as fuck cuz as soon as you touch them you gotta burn the corpse pretty much entirely unless you retarded
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    she was 23 months younger than me i did the months subtraction incorrectly. 2 years younger. My friend's little sisters best friend who was like very beautiful, & kinda plump, & created a lot of my fettihes I still have today like

    Brown women
    THICK girls (no beer bellies tho)
    Being sat on by someone like idk 130lb but tiny, so yea
    ejaculating into non Whites

    i think it made me honestly a nicer person, at least a more complex person, I love non white women and I probably always will <333

    it even ended my belief in racism, now i bleive in an american race, where everyone is just a shade of nigger and America is basically like a western hemispheric Liberia

    I really like Liberia's cannibal warlords and if I ever kidnap one of my ops I will most certainly, On Odin, consume part of him, just to be like GANG GANG NIGGA I AM YO BOSS GET IT REAL OR GET ATE!~!~!~!~

    I also hope to bring back "war paint" in the form of drenching myselfand my souljas in former opps blood cut with a fine amount of rubbing alcohol to prevent clotting and yelling as we turn dark red and run into the night

    get it how you live bitch nigger
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    & Yes my girlfriend was 25 months younger than me, i dated her for 7 years. from like 14/16 to 21/23 at one point I was a 19 year old having sex with a 17 year old or an 18 year old having sex with a 16 year old whichever is worse lol!
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    writing this gave me a large erection
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Is beating off to stepmother considered a kink?

    No I've masturbated to every girlfriend's mother I ever had and had sexual fantasies and like had whole long drown out things where I come home kinda drunk and her mom's asleep in her bed, and I go crawl in, and she says "i'm not (Hillary Clinton), I'm her mom, Brad" and im like ya I know! and she's like oh ok and then gets a massive piping then her daughter comes home so I just you know say "IDK I was really drunk and talkin to your mom for hte last ten minutes in bed, what you doin"

    Then pipe her down too. In my fantasy we're still in my high school girlfriend's little apartment, i'm 17, she's 15, her mom's like 45, kek, and im just tipped off them steel reserves watching HITLER documentaries and I just wanna spread some fat brown lady, love the idea of both dem sitting on me at hte same time!!!

    had this fantasy since about 2008-2009, one of my favorite thoguhts to jerk it too

    yall actually the first one i ever told about this
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    can't even hav ea friend to go do cool shit with without wondering o am i gonna get first 48'ed
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    I miss being like 15 and being like "let's go murder our OPs" (Not OPs but like oppositional fighters) and then just going out and doing it 3-4 deep.

    Now it's all ooo cell phone tower this, ooo debit card that, ooo imma tell on u like bitch nigga i know where your momma lay at. Best Believe.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Any enemy of my Pseudo Friend will be my enemy. This nigga aint ever had a friend like me.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood AngryIVer and Fonaplats hate each other's guts…

    make that thread please ill pay you 1 ⱤAT

    i tried paying 14 RATS for a private tranny cam show and all i got was left on read.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Special Ed.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    i just invented the Mii, it'd tell you about it but it's not for you.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    fona u look like a molested kid with cancer in that red chair
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Fonaplats

    Also got a cool cat food disperser robot.



    At the furniture store I fell in love with this chair but I hesitated too long on buying it.


    You look like one of the Make a Wish foundation kids who didn't give enough money donated so they took him to Good Will with an all you can buy 20$ giftcard shopping spree!!!
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    What is your 55 year plan with this girl you've been with for five weeks?
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka I have to get the vaccine today and don’t want to. I can’t spend the rest of my life unable to travel though. I can’t put that stick up my nose for the pcr test. I’m worried how it will affect me psychologically doing something I believe is risking my health. I can’t just have no life for years though because of vaccine hesitancy, that could mess me up in as well. I’ve already put off travel for one year.

    Did you end up getting it? I'm so proud of you for your hesitancy and second guessing
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    I've never seen mad HTS before
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I need to eat more brussle sprouts.

    Finished the meat loaf for breakfast.

    Found out I'm down to 193lb.
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