2022-01-14 at 4:27 PM UTC
Food tastes better when it's produced in masse by people who make food 8-10 hours a day for their whole life.
Best burger? McDonalds
Best mexican? That truck over yonder
Best sushi? Samurai's Wok
Get real nigger, people be like "oh my grammy was the best cook" Yeah maybe at like 1 thing like her special casserole or something but a restaurant cook working 80-120 plates a shift hands down will be a better cook than some lady making less than 150 plates a year for people she's related too/herself.
2022-01-14 at 4:27 PM UTC
also jigger that was a joke about wasting ur time buying everything seperately instead of getting it from a can, i just go to the food pantry bruh
2022-01-14 at 4:29 PM UTC
im hoping i can go to the grocery store today, im doing my mom's taxes and need to get the tax forms so i have a reason to use the car, gonna get some more beer predictably, but im hoping to go to the grocery store so i can get some food, anything you'd like to see me try to make? Nothing that involves a lot of fat, grease or pork product.
2022-01-14 at 4:31 PM UTC
Already did my taxes...$4100 coming back...YAS KWEEN.
Yes I'd like to see you make meatloaf.
EDIT: just saw the not a lot of fat or grease thing...hmmmm how about Chicken Kiev...that might be too advanced though...I'm fixin to get the fixins to make it.
2022-01-14 at 4:36 PM UTC
How about Chicken Fried Steak? I love me some of that but I'm not good at getting the coating/batter just right...exwife #2 could make it perfectly...but mine always ended up with the coating coming off in the pan.
2022-01-14 at 4:52 PM UTC
IM MEAT LOAFIN IT EVERYONE
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2022-01-14 at 5:04 PM UTC
15 bean soup costs like $2 to make...and you can make enough to fill the Grand Canyon for less that $100...I'm a cheap motherfinger.
2022-01-14 at 5:04 PM UTC
my mother and i go to the food pantry every other wednesday and we always have and always will. My entire life i have eaten food pantry food, even when i had plenty money, i still buy the toastie O's & unfrosted flakes. I'm not accustomed to once a day saying "cheerio wifey let's round up the trolley and go have a go at the food market. Im fancing a fresh noodle to sup on for brunch" I'm not jealous of you for having a private chaffuer and success but im saying it doesn't build me up to keep mentioning i'm eating out of cans or stealing everything you see me cook on the forum
2022-01-14 at 5:06 PM UTC
joe biden did give me biden bucks which helped a lot and i wish i could tell joe biden thank you so much for giving away the governments money to poor people and shit during covid.
2022-01-14 at 5:09 PM UTC
under donald trump i got liek 18$ a month in food stamps because im on ssi, under joe biden 184!!!!!! a month! for like 18 months, i don't get it anymore though, but i banked all of it, and now have like 450 left because i spent about 60% of it while i was living with my girlfriend and her daughter and we would get candy, etc on a daily basis from the corner store which did take my stamps or food from walgreens which is really expensive but i had it on the stamps you see
if u see how i eat u should see how the niggers in the ghetto eat, they still live to be 50 60 some of even 70 type shit
i also buy a lot (about 50%) of the food i get but like them food stamps HELLA frees me up to steal what i really want which is like shrimp, lobsters, crab, canned goods, alcohol, fishing stuff, & lubricant
