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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Nile I dunno dawg, lots of rather lithe Cree women that are fine as fuck. Pfff being a fat fuck isn't anyones culture….. except maybe americans.



    I wish i didn't fuck up my shit in the last 2 years but I had a lot of help, or rather kicks when I was down and stupid choices made, Nihilistic Apathy and self destructive behavior is a helluva drug.

    Idk bro I'm not a QUICK MIX READY. I like women that weigh like 110 to 140.

    Bitches be like I'm thick but then have the body of an alcoholic trucker. That's a big pass unless u want to with me, then I remember what Douglas monks told me.

    Nah I'm just playing. I end up in a relationship whenever I bump their cervix a couple times and don't immediately black out and tell some little Vietnamese girl that while i liked dragon ball z when I was a neglected child I've actually picked up reading since then.

    It didn't help that her uncle spoke enough gook that he could understand khmai but like the next morning I realized none of them had any idea what I was saying, i just nod a lot and smile and make eye contact and laugh whenever they do.

    Learned that from a racist Vietnam vet with a similar love of brown women ( he didn't like male Vietnamese )

    However every Asian person I've met is really nice to me, one let me come over and fuck his niece cuz I asked him to drill me an ice fishing hole and he thought. I was giving him a steel reserve.

    That's all you need to make friends and dick down an homely 18 year old that wants to watch anime

    Part of me likes to think they wanted their fresh 18 year old daughter to have a half white baby named Bradley and they just used me for my Big White Cock for their genetic fantasies. But I might just be a racist honkey (who likes brown women and detests white women, ya I'm not convinced I'm a racist)
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    I get. About 920$ because I am logistically crippled, I one time took this lazy eyed ass niggers wheelchair.


    He wasn't rolling wit da homies then was he

    Tacho doesn't even have a way to get to the bathroom cuz of me.

    Don't try me, kid.

    I roll up a blunt that have you coughing blood. FOR THREE STRAIGHT WEEKS.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Don't pull me into your weird sex life bro I dick down women better hung then you
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    16$/hr so About 32k I'm entry level labor force and I'd still get the welfare for a year which is 12k or so. I'm past this all. I'm gonna get out and do what I did before.

  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Damn I really wish I wouldnt have fucked up my life before I even started having one of my own.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Dude all brown women are this attactive you. Know that right?

    This is literally a random girl not even smiling or cosmetically enhanced. Probably taken with a webcam.

    They all are this attactive, unless they're FAT.

    FAT MEXICANS AND NATIVE AMERICANS ARE OK. That's their culture

    But my friend lives in a good part of Africa, like 4 fat black ppl total, makes up their government.

    It's all that fried shit niggas and Mexicans be eating you know what I'm. Having for dinner? A TUNA WRAP
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by tee hee hee I see. And so u live with ur mom bradley?

    Yes
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler Does she stay in the basement or the garage?

    I stay in the third bedroom, I pay my mom 400 a month and all groceries. This arrangement started in June when she fell and broke her shoulder. I hated my nasty fat roommate so I told her to get fucked and moved in with my mom.

    I had a girlfriend I lived with for 6 or 7 months and we broke up after I wanted to quit drinking, just me type shit, and she wanted to not stop drunkenly bothering me ever again.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    The worst part for me is my mom seemed genuinely happy I was using the right to work program for disabled ppl (you still get disability for a year ontop of insurance and social security/dole if you haven't worked in idk i haven't in six years)

    Like happy in me, I was getting my shit together, drinking less, not doing bad things. Actively trying to work and do my legal obligations and become successful normal

    Part of me wants to go hit licks again but like I've not been using hard drugs or putting in work and I go to jail in 60 hours.

    Fuck. I was really hoping this panned out. I will post updates, I purchased a new cell phone and 90 days worth of service cuz between u and I, I had visions of hoboing across the United States to Florida like that fat diary writing FAGGOT KipoHippo/Gopllym except I wont have to get ANALYZED by a dirty pedophile in a trailer while his wife watches.

    I'll do that cuz I want to.

    & I figured I still wanted to be part of our community even if I'm eating a krazdaq in the gutter
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm sorry I Was heavily influenced by small time criminals who loved omerta to the point where now. I'm 28 years young and. I'm surprised i even said that.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Drunk driving
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Like imagine u try to be a good person and just as your about to bust in the success, they say yeah just no lol
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    He advised me to be more straight forward with people in the future.


    Ironically me not getting this job probably caused a lot more chaos in the world as I now will be just taking a bus to Georgia and playing it by ear or some shit

    ITS BACK TO THE COME UP NIGGAS
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Called me and asked if I was a felon, I said yeah 2011. He said you only listed 2 OWIs I said yeah the first one was a felony.

    So I didn't get the job job just like my mom said would happen a month ago when I walked to the interview in a snow storm.

    I got rid of my breederys animals last night and all my bonsai trees.

    I'm gonna get out of jail, my abandon most of my belongings, and move away to find a job somewhere warm with brown ppl and less Midwestern communal drinking.

    I had 2 beers today. Folks I'm too sad to drink.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I've been with women who have sacrificed half their food when I've finished my plate looked at theirs and said… "Are you really gonna eat ALL that?"

    im going to remember this as though you were helping me with your great insight
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Why don't you role play irl
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Wow you're really quite a rude person, idk what made you feel this way towards me.
  18. Bradley Florida Man


    Found this today.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Wow!
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready right when you're about to nut, doing it dog style, she slips her hand under herself against her belly and comes up and gives it a nice grab.. soft grab but a slight squeeze.

    then when you nut, You roll her over and grab her legs and pull them upwards towards your chest and rock her back and forth and up and down. this is how you impregnate your wife the best. Not a joke. if you want a baby. you do this second paragraph. it helps force the semen down up in her egg

    Are you physically able to do that still
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