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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    CRKT M16-14SFG EDC Folding Pocket Knife: Special Forces Everyday Carry, Black Serrated Edge Blade...

    https://www.amazon.com/vdp/72a85a19be114a7b835cd03f3d1a1ca1?product=B001EIE97W&ref=cm_sw_sm_r_ib_mb_2voSpXxz7RXTK




    Auto Lawwwks or some gay shit I hate it fucking safety features like when coffee says caution hot on it
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    I uploaded fixed blade twice. Here is the folder
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  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker Knives that have to be "opened" are useless.

    No they're really not. LEt's remember there's more than YOUR fantasy use for the knife you're passing opinion on. I purchased about idk around my birthday in summer two knvies that I Really wanted from CKRT, I got the same one cuz originally i only wanted the one till i found out you could get it in FIXED BLADE with a unique type of rotating clip, so that it hung and tilted while the piece remained upright and conntected, I can fit it just angeled off my belt enough to be able to grab it, but not enough for it to even appear on my outline with a button up on and fit slacks. Mind you it's an 10 inch knife and that's hard as fuck to conceal on you and be able to pull, reliably and comfortably, its the largest knife ive ever daily carried for protection, i wouldn't use this on anything that wasn't it's a weapon not a tool you know

    Then I bought the same model with a fold out, they have a safety button that is a 2021 patented "invention" i emailed them and asked them if I removed it would the knife still function and they emailed me telling me it violates the warranty for original manufacture.

    SO I got that bitch off in like forty five minutes (The putting back together was the hardest cuz it's spring assisted and the little spring and my oily hands, and then i got frustrated so my hands were sweaty a little bit, took like 5 minutes to get the thing apart and that button off)

    I like the one that folds, it's better for daily carry, much more easier to manipulate with one hand and put back rather than trying to shove a fixed blade boot knife into my sheath while i'm holding fishing stuff or out and about, the folding one, especially without that safety button, i can open/close with one hand and switch it. OBviously i've carried the fold out one a lot more but the fixed blade one is what I will definitely use when it's important to me, but that's also because i never carried or really extensively used it after realizing it's not for me.

    i did stab myself int he hand about an inch in October and patch myself up while poaching trout with my dad up north, i did that with the fixed blade. Best knife company in the world, my friend stole a M18 knife from them (one of their smallest, i'm a small knife fighter) and it was like 60 dollars retail and i told my nigga this is the best knife i've ever owned and one of the best i've ever used, he was like really it was 50 bucks

    ya nigga i buy my knives from walmart and usually not from behind the glass cuz i aint got no fucking 40 dollars for a fucking reminington gay ass fucking blade nigga give me that shit that looks like it's meant to go in the milwaukee river after one use

    Oh when i was looking up the models to show yall I stumbled accross another gem i forgot about, when i was ordering the birthday presents (for myself) my friends little brother whose like idk 12 or 13 or some shit he's a bad little kid already and hasn't hit puberty, that's a good indicator he's going to prison and might end up a lifelong friend like his brother is, so as he's watching me get my two knives, when i just now looked them up i think i forgot like 50 or 60 dollars, they're the first and second most expensive knife i ever bought but i figured fuck it, i love knives . So this little nigga knows i am a violent friend of his brothers that also began doing bad shit before my balls dropped, so he's like all gloomy wishing he had a big dumb ass guttin knife so i threw in the third one, i said i wanted to get this one cuz it's the same knife, but spring assisted, so this little nigga thinks i got him a 75 million dollar knife haha duz it's spring assisted and doesn't have the swiss flag on it, I hope he don't kill nobody with it but then again if he do, i'm glad he is ok.

    So yeah, fixed knives are great for professional soldiers, fish cleaning men, butchers, and in the culinary service and no prep mad stabbers.

    For your like daily carry tool, potential opportunity defense weapon, and it's concealable. If you're working you don't it hanging out and falling out your pocket, or if you're running my nigga, or if the police show up and you got hte fixed one belted to you by the sheath like a dumb motherfucker.

    I can keep the folding one in my hand, pull it out of my pocket, unflip it during the first strike and rotate it in my hand to be blade down with my hands up to fight (I practice), if someone reached for a fixed blade they're gonna be shocked when everyone thinks it's a gun.

    I like the idea of daggers, but let's be honets bro just buy a good fold out and unless you're regularly using it as a chisel or wedge, you're not gonna snap the blade, but any breaks are covered by their company for life of first owner.

    please tell me everything you think about knives. I have more to say but i want to smoke some weed and play with my knives predictably. I like to talk to them like they're some really fly bitches and like idk if you bond with your weapon when you need it, well a knife can't jam but you can see where this line of thought is.

    You ever made your own knife out of metal? I have only done prison weapons but really like the idea of taking this big ass meat shaving knife that i got that's really cool feeling in my hand and drop that bitch down from 18 inches/10inches to like 8 with a 4 inch handle and instead of it being razor sharp on only one side and smooth on the other, i just shape that bitch like a schimitar but i'm kinda too pussy to ruin it cuz i stole it from this uppity store and the set it came in with 32 items was like 800$ or some goofy ass shit but then they had it all ladi out on a table for display, like hell yea im taking your fucking fatass 28 inch razor blade the fuck, you got me fucked up i came in here to use the bathroom and steal your febreeze now i just got the worlds dumbest size shaving razor

    I've also fought with like a lot of weapons and i wanna fight with more soon but i don't really get out enough now that my testosterone is waning and my prefrontal cortex developed so i kinda just I do a lot of yoga but no weight lifting, so i feel like because of my arythritis, if i start to lose a fight and i don't want it to go that way, I owe it to myself to extract myself from the situation and I believe that. Not a conealed weapon, it's a clipped on tool sir that I keep for my arthritis i'm disable dfor or som eshit idk im done posting imma go look at my things and clean them all and listen to nba youngboy and regret doing so much tweak in one go with nothing to do except talk to you niggas and work on my foreign language studies

    fun fact i told my bank that i didn't want to be charged for 5 ATM charges (that i did make cuz in the hood stores they sometimes run ur card as a cash withdrawal and charge you the 2$, well my fucking bank does 2$ per atm charge too and i dind't realize it till a week later)

    They said no, so I called another branch six hours later, real aggressively this time and they said ok and took off 4 of them so that's another little bit of money for me to waste on gambling and bulkin up for summer.

    thanks for indulging me in your attention how about serving me a response with your opinions regarding fixed or folding, and your favorite models you've owned and if i should try them.

    I don't like anything Bear Grills does and think Gerbil cut down on quality and manufacturing over years and as a last ditch effort hired some washed up homeless nigga i know from the woods to show you a shitty knife for 60$

    but it comes with a whistle! sharpening stone! picture of bear grylls! dollar store flashlight!

    I feel like that's an attractive sales pitch to people who don't buy items individually and like idk, if someone said with my new fridge i got a couple pillows but not with any other fridge just that one, i'd be like fuck that fridge there's something FUCKED ABOUT IT

    if i could have one thread of mien that turns into one of those long ones that some people get in their niche topics it would be knives, knife fighting, knife manufacturing, and the treatment of lacerations and puncture wounds. ill post the pictures of my two i'm talking about and the one i got for that kid.

    Links to CRKT knives:

    Always check amazon, they have same warranty/same customer service, but often lower pricing than site, but amazon has shittier information.

    https://www.crkt.com/
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Paul did you go fight in Vietnam? I just realized that if you were a vet I'd feel really bad for making fun of your agent orange or w/e it would be.

    BUT IF YOU'RE NOT
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by RIPtotse This is your Saturn return Bradley. Look it up.

    Make it past this and its downhill from here. I believe mine was age 27 28 when I did my prison sentence with lingering effects still effecting me today.

    It gets better every minute that passes though. Your probably dead in the middle of your Saturn return though.

    Why do you think everyone dies at age 27?

    It's been known for centuries and its just western science that has denounced astrology when it's obviously real.

    I'm 28 bruh, scare someone else. QMR tries doing this shit to me where he's like "28 year olds are gonna die if they don't listen to their elders" and then writes a post longer than mine and then in a week it'll be a repeat but it'll be "i heard what people in wisconsin do"

    but 100 with you, he kinda grew on me, I kinda am starting to see him as like a senile old old uncle who doesn't know he's telling your date about how if we get syphillis like he did we can get rid of it with a lemon and a lighter

    i mean i could be juvenile or i could say Hey Uncle Paul, how you been? How's the kids?
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    i had a quarter gram given to me to help me idk be more excited with my life and yea i say it's a good anti depressant, iw atched so much porn bro, i had the tv going on porn, the chrome book on porn, my phone on photos people in my life i want to have sex with orlike to thhinkabout sex i had with and worked it until honestly after about an hour i was tired of giving some dude a handjob even if i was the dude that's a long time and it gets hard
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley What's in that syringe?

    about .2 of meth
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    hey can any of you technology fags like not do it for me obviously, but i have no idea what any of these terms are and they're talking about like formating shit and i have (To my knowledge) everything I need, but at some points they're like "Yeah if you download the wrong one, it'll run, but you won't be able to ever run the boot files again cuz you just bricked out your shiit"


    and i only paid 40$ for the ps3 with bioshock and all the cords and it works good, but i don't wanna buy no ps3 games (Except dark souls & GTA 3/Vice, & the other one without the nigger that isn't new, i think liberty or some shit, and maybe final fantasy 7 a l9ot of people have told me that's good but my personal toaster isn't good enough to load anything other than bulk pornography & age of empires

    Won't do it for like another month now that i realized i have to go on time out fo ra lil bit, but basically i don't wanna fuck up a great opportunity to play a small handful of games for free offline (Which idgaf) with shit i already have on hand and kill a couple dozen hours working with basic software installation /etc , i think it'll be fun

    and i don't need your help like to watch me do it, i just probably will at some point have a couple questions

    thanks
    I won't be like Kevin and ask you to repeat yourself over and over again till you flee and i have to post threads about how much you love me and won't stop bothering me. Haha.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    & maybe it is her and i'm

    Originally posted by Kafka After you were nothing but two-faced I saw your posts about women and it’s not like I’m going to share things with someone who has no qualms sharing sensitive things like your display picture. Stay the fuck away from me.

    You actually go back and read my old posts? Do you wanna draw pictures of me too? what the fuck.

    Don't do that it's weird and none of us except KR0z and sometimes Spl000 are worth going back and rereading their retardation while they're still mid movement into their next well fermented post.

    but ya dont do dat, it's uncouth unless your looking for humorous things to compile and show them to build them back great again or w/e
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka After you were nothing but two-faced I saw your posts about women and it’s not like I’m going to share things with someone who has no qualms sharing sensitive things like your display picture. Stay the fuck away from me.

    ya I don't think you really grasped my complex level of entertainment.

    Is that offensive to you ? Consider where you're at, we all are the bottom 10% of our community with the exception of the ones who are also bad liars in addition to being degenerates.

    if one of us gets a job it's with Elon Musk, if one of us has a license and a girlfriend's Honda they're a delivery driver, if you can set up your own wireless router, you're a hacker, pay attention, maybe you're pretending to be an aspie simple minded girl who studies physics, or maybe you're so much more, hmu, we can grow together
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Speedy I don't think you're telling the truth.

    DId you do liek security at the mall like Spectral? he was a hired gun like you but i think it was target.
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    i think being afraid of anything aside from being "startled" by stimulus is pretty pussy.

    Like i'm a twitchy person and easy to jump scare when i'm focused, but like i couldn't imagine being WORRIED about something happening to me haha like what the fuck?

    sounds pretty pussy to me
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    boys with their testicals removed typically turn into very fat bald round men with high voices, called eunechs.

    Now the weight gain and boyish featuyres are less exaggerated due to the androygenization of facial features with estrongen and testosterone blockers until the testicals are removed post puberty

    IT'll be interesting to see them start dropping from cancer like flies, they're basically doing body building steroids at low doses but instead of cycling they're doing them for their short fantasy life.

    dude if i dated a tranny and they were like "ya don't touch my weiner or call my ass my boy pussy or call me by my dead name or offer to suck my dick"

    like wtf and you wanna call me your man? Isn't that sexist too?

    And I"M GBT friendly.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    in tinychat if you blocked someone and they hit refresh, they were unblocked haha they would literally have to MANUAL IGNORE YOU and then other people in teh room talk to the person they're ignoring so either they give up on the conversation or get over the sand in their quick mix betty crocker vagina\

    if i had that fat motherfuckers number i would call him up at moments like this
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    also i am absolutely against BLOCKING in any form, i would prefer if people were bound to their forum username rather than like i used to come into tinychat and just log in and pretend to be Zok, Tachosomoza, Panthrax, and just not cam up and see how long i could fuck with people for

    IT's kinda detracting but i'll do it again if we have a no account anonymous chatroom

    IDK bro make whateve ryou want, lanny likes you, get a hold of him and talk this out, it'd be important to me, you guys got like 40 days to get it, honestly it doesn't have to be perfect, i would take the IRC chat over fucking nothing
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sophie If you'd like i can make Nis Messenger. Nothing would have to change on the website and you could run it from your desktop. I could add a feature where you can block people from messaging you, and have the ability to set up your own invite only rooms. Lanny wouldn't even have to lift a finger.

    Can I be the administrator or co administrator?

    The only thing I have an issue with is well, it needs to be our website's chatroom, we did niggasinspace and that was OK for 2013, but i think we can get the same technology in the browser or even in an off site link, not all of us go on personal computers or smart phones, i'm on a chrome book so i wouldn't/couldn't download anything without getting external memory or juggling with google drive. With Jumpin.chat or twoseven or even tinychat you could just sendt he link and i would load
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    I shaved my beard down to a goatee in preparation for court, but today, i decided to use a scissors to thin out abnd kinda make the mustache rollier

    and I might be high but i can tell you, if it doesn't look right, i'm going to jail with the baby face lol
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    wrong thread
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    incase it wasn't clear, u could order online everything adn th4ey'd bag it up, you paid on the website and they told you what time to send your soon to be disappointed friend, dude as i was putting it ttogether he kept asking me to double check it and trying to add stuff and i was like hell yea and would just cut more and more off and i think panthrax and whoever else was there, were more suprirsed that he got there and there was anything there, but idk i like helping people but when i feel used, i just use the word no a bunch and see how good of friends we really are.

    Took me a long time to learn how to just tell someone no you're not getting shit because i always worried growing up they would hate me for it or hold it against me, but then i became the plug
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