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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    dnt' have, just got steam

    Can't put the i in team without adding Odin_Loves_You
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    whoo is star trek bro
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    What kind of sides are you having with those Ribs, candy?

    I'm going to go help my father figure spectral told mee to call last week do some heavy lifting and load his truck full of his stuff soo he can take it to his new place up noorth (he's moved out oof the duplex him and my mom share) I drank a five hour energy and his son wants to buy a fishing reel off me for 40$.

    Will be nice to have the 40$ come up and my mom has some steaks she wants to grill and im gonna try to find my friend when he gets off work in that town at 10pm (hee's a cook) and see how he's been since hee went to rehab for cock and coke addiction

    Gonna ask him if hee wants to do a dab and walk around town or the park or idk we'll find something to do othere than drink or coke
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    like Bill Krozby you're a mexican right? I'd hang out with Bill Krozby that would be +1 mexican friend bringing me to 2.

    Which in Joe Biden's America puts mee at the OK range for having 2 1/2 non white friends.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Dude that's what im gonna keep diong, like 7-10 weeks off, drunk for 15-20 days, make everyone gay for me again and repeat

    Thanks for showing me how i can beat chronic alcoholism with acute alcoholism.

    *White and asian high fiving gif*
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny yes, i do have a thing for men with vaginas too. ive always like men and only thing that made them repulsive and kept me away from them are their penises.

    now if they have vaginas, well …

    :/

    so you like men who are likee sissies then right? Is this a term in your nation?
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    wait until my beautiful drunk polish wife babisca shows up with the Polish Pope Wariat am i rite??
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Protip: Take your MAGA hat off before the first cop shows up
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Most non whites are less educated than whites. Most responding police officers will be whites. Be the calmer party, explain you have an attorney, and tell them the story you're going to stick to. If they make you say what happened again to a different officer or again infront of that one, ask if the body cam was on and tell the officer you don't want to make more statements repeating yourself.

    This isn't hard, dude. It's easy as fuck and you will win 9:1 against any black or mexican unless you are in the wrong and it wouldn't matter the color of the victim because they have proof
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Y r u offended by the quoting of your text? I won't, just kind of curious as this is a common practice in shit forums such as this.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    We're watching fucked up and disturbing documentaries today folks
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    BUMP!
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    i just blew a fatass cloud and thought damn these dabs aren't as great as they were and i was happy i wasn't being mentally and physically raped like whenever i go without for a week
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sudo That show pushes the fat acceptance agenda to an obscene level

    "It's like eveey other sitcom but instead of having a family ..they're just fat"

    "It's like king of queens but without Leah rehimintologist and the more likeable supporting characters….his wife is fat too"

    WATCH THIS AMERICA WHILE YOU INJOY YOUR HIGH FRUCTOSE MODIFIED CORN BASED SUBATANCE

    Wow they really are pushin that fat shit on everyone.

    You know some people really liked it and most of the time when they really liked that show, THEY WERE FUCKING FAT
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    OP should look into cigar cutter technology and it's maladaptive potential
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ghost You clearly aren't down with the cruising culture then because out back behind the YMCA all I gotta do is wear my daisy dukes and oil up my muscles and anchor tattoo and make my snake dance (the tattoo, not my dick) and wave my hands to the passing cars and i'll have a date in no time


    do they have grindr in canada? What you just described is grindr but in an app.

    people have explained to me the cruising culture but because I don't drive and am apprehensive about strangers (I've met less than 6 men from grindr and had it for like two years) i don't know :P Never got int oit.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    p.s. it is nearly impossible to fight or run in loafers
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Ghost it's like having a gay roomate that always steals your best coat and wears it to the disco so you have nothing to wear on friday night WHAT A BITCH! UGH


    almost all of my clothes are second hand from friends, men i'm sleeping with/know, thievery and goodwill/second hand stores.

    I also buy like if you had 4 size 13-14 shoes and they were all like 40-60$ I'd give you 120 for all four of them.

    I have friends that if i had the 120 in cash and said this, they'd go get me another four pairs of shoes.

    I also wear loafs froms econd hand stores sometimse as they're really cheap to buy and there's so many of themt o choose from as most old men die and have like 8 pairs of used loafers no one wants.

    It's good to be frugal my negal more money for things i can't steal, like cigarettes and < 100$ amounts of drugs off my friends
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kev those are cancerous homie, i would avoid

    60 minutes in the sun and 10 minutes in a bed can't be that much difference is it? I don't spend 60 minutes in the sun for a couple days sometimes bro.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    ya it's like black people usin the word nigga.

    If I call ghost or HTS or Jaba the ST1 a faggot or cock sucker or penis puller

    it's totes cool

    If you called like Donald Trump (The User, not the president) a faggot ass cock sucker who only looks down in men's bathrooms. That'd be fucked up because you don't suck dick or fuck men. Like calling a black guy a nigger when you're not black.
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