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Does anyone else have a problem with their balls being touched/ sucked?

  1. #61
    cigreting Dark Matter
    Originally posted by frala Ok so all three then. Got it.

    Thanks for the you know im right and you are wrong response.
  2. #62
    Originally posted by cigreting Thanks for the you know im right and you are wrong response.

    Your response was unintelligible and defensive tbh which just says to me that, again, you’re bad with your money which is why you’re obsessed with your money, and you very clearly have commitment issues piled on top of that. Otherwise, you just wouldn’t be struggling with the things you struggle with. You can argue yourself in circles I don’t really care.
  3. #63
    The Totse super-mod, Momentary Lapse of Reason (MLoR), would smear peanut butter on his nuts and have his dog lick it off. He loved it. So did the dog.
  4. #64
    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    I don't know any slutz, they all do hard drugs or they are good little rich girls up here.
    so I get no sucki sucki in the great white north
  5. #65
    Bradley Florida Man
    I think hickies are retarded.
  6. #66
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    right when you're about to nut, doing it dog style, she slips her hand under herself against her belly and comes up and gives it a nice grab.. soft grab but a slight squeeze.

    then when you nut, You roll her over and grab her legs and pull them upwards towards your chest and rock her back and forth and up and down. this is how you impregnate your wife the best. Not a joke. if you want a baby. you do this second paragraph. it helps force the semen down up in her egg
  7. #67
    Seamen also use a similar technique.
  8. #68
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready right when you're about to nut, doing it dog style, she slips her hand under herself against her belly and comes up and gives it a nice grab.. soft grab but a slight squeeze.

    then when you nut, You roll her over and grab her legs and pull them upwards towards your chest and rock her back and forth and up and down. this is how you impregnate your wife the best. Not a joke. if you want a baby. you do this second paragraph. it helps force the semen down up in her egg

    Are you physically able to do that still
  9. #69
    YOLO420SWAG Yung Blood
    OP's chin is bigger than his balls
  10. #70
    Quick Mix Ready Dark Matter [jealously defalcate my upanishad]
    Originally posted by Bradley Are you physically able to do that still

    Fuck no. and why would I. having a kid at 56

    No thanks.
  11. #71
    Bradley Florida Man
    Want my help I've always wanted to do this and your tia Maria from Jakharta and BradleyB from Milwaukee.

    I could see this getting line 400 views from me and GG more if we make it public

    I can pay my airfare don't say no until you ask her Cuckold Tio Paulita
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