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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    if i was doing someone bad and they pulled something out and a liquid hit me when i expected a mallet and my brain blown out i can assure you, i wouldn't even taste the capsacum until your andrenalin subsides cuz sabre 40% OC spray is what i used to carry when i was under 18 for hahahau's cuz what i would do is anyone who tried to rob me i would -pepperspray and fight and while i'm fihgtihg them continue peperspraying them and then tell them not to try to arm rob people with pepeperspray and mock them forever for their greed as you know 16 year old me enjoyed

    if i had to choose between pepperspray and offering the nigga a blow job i would give him a toothy blowjob so he donsn't ask again
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by aldra they're not a good weapon for self defence - maybe as a last ditch 'fight or die' scenario but you're unlikely to be in a situation like that in the first place and you're even less likely to be mentally prepared for it.

    - they're a weapon that heavily favours the attacker. I remember reading that something like 90% of knife kills recorded in the military were assassinations; the attacker took the target by surprise and poked something vital before they had a chance to respond.

    - if you don't know how or are unwilling to use it, you're likely to have it taken from you for some rough penetration.

    - in countries that actually respect armed self-defence, there are much better options (guns in the US, trauma pistols in Eastern Europe, batons and pepper spray in Western Europe etc.).

    - in countries that don't, you don't have a lot of options that don't end in killing the attacker (assuming you're successful), and getting a murder charge is probably worse than catching that robbery/beating.

    Dude if i know you're reaching into your pocket as i'm trying to violate your innocence and you come out with something i pretty much have accepted this might be *OOOP* it was pepperspray.

    How badly do you think two people who have been sprayed before will react when you just gave them the scare of your life then hit em with the hot squirt

    and aldra have some common sense the military is not going to run up and fucking dual Osama bin Laden while he's on patrol by knife point, he's gonna get hte drop on him and kill him silently like Socom taught OR probably value himself and use a silenced pistol at a distance

    Two men fighting outside a bar are prone to use knives, drug dealers selling to customers carry knives, my mom walking out of her shift at the factory carries a knife

    You fight with a knfie as a normal person who doesn't carry a firearm, and if you get the person harming you to spirll 1 drop of blood the police will csi tha tshit in miami in 1 week runs against hte database, like i told my mom carry this it's super sharp and has a button you push which is idk she quick with it and if anyone walks up to her it goes in her palm to just stick em and run :)))

    My mom gave me a small fold out knife when i was in 1st grade in milwaukee, and said if i ever get kidnapped or think imma get killed just stab them as many times as I could and never get in the car or i would never see my mom again, and she said if i stab anyone or show anyone we have to get rid of the cat. which obv no 6 year old wnats to get rid of the cat and i never showed anyone but the teacher saw it once and i told her exactly what i told you and she said ok
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    also fun fact 6ou should hold the knife like a walrus tooth if you're not already 100% of the time you gfight with it unless you're taught otherwise, and hold the end of that with your blade out infront of your face with the tip a little below your chin, your fighter will have to strike ihnto the blade which will cut extremely deeply into their fists and cannot be misconstrued as anything but an offensive wound by the fags at csi , AND you can still punch with your hand and not hit him with the blade but if you do it won't be a puncture

    You ideally shouldn't want to kill people until you believe you will be knocked unconscious and at the mercy of someone whoser already caussed you to feel concussion symptoms you will tell everyone who asks in case this goes siderways.

    Play out every angle , dont be suprised, your father didn't lik eit
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked In America we primarily use them for manual labor because if we have conflict we do like real men do and put a bullet through someones chest cavity

    no we don't the vast majority oof people in america won't kill you with a firearm out of fear for the rest of their life and th eir unsuredness this is when a knfie is valuble, also you win fist fights easily and as long as you slash not stab you wont really fuck someoen up that bad.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by CandyRein

    Faggots ..


    what is the black one? Kershaw? is the katana heavy? I had one like it but in black and ina much lower condition, i loved it.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    do they tell if you're on the no fly list and can you still get a passport how do i find out if i can do dat i'm trying to get international
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    oh and the world doesn't have police, just drones and Grab Teams of offenders. They don't care what you do, just make sure you're not stopping people from getting to work

    most of the ones dying are western leaning indians and south americans due to china's belt and road iniative lifting millions out of poverty in it's first year of global cooperation between chinese supported africans & the chinese communist party.

    I like to watch every documenbtyary and news thing about when CHina cuz when those yellow motherfuckers show up and need a puppet government i'mma apply for the party and not tell them about my criminal record
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready Yes, I was the child with a live grenade the soldiers would toss at Charlie. but I was quick to then roll off the side after landing with it and placing it in the pants of an enemy before rolling off to the side.

    they would then send a dog name sparky into my hot zone and drag me back to the troops


    when I was 27 I thought I was going to die all the time. I had a fast heart because of the Hyperthyrodism before it became Hypo.

    I think it's some kind of chemical change before we go come closer to middle age.

    i have that i thought it was the speed but they said it's the inflamation in my chest wall which i don't really believe but when the indian guy jabs me with his fingers in my rib plate he says can you feel it and i told him "Yes i Can feel you poking me" but i went to the ER when I was doing a lot of cocaine and felt like my ehart was getting worse and smoked crack while on the EKG and they would come in all excited and shit and my friend was like his thing started going off and i'd start coughing and idk crack don't really have that much of a smell when you're high as fuck

    2 hours later they showed me this fatass stack of papers medicare paid for, gave me some corticosteroids, & refilled my EFfexxor cuz i asked them too

    I love stealing from doctors office cuz they have the coolest shit
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    World is gonna end unless
    Don't feed the poor
    Don't give people over 50 medication or medical treatmentmo
    All immunizations are paid for at the gas station and you self inject.
    No covid masks.
    No GermX unless you're drinking it with me

    After age 75 people begin to be mocked for greedily living so long after retirement.

    Retirement is age 75.

    Suicide is encouraged for all under performers and crime is simply forced labor with no speed.
    Speed is provided to all laborers at work, White males and over performers receive more speed to help them reach their maximum potential.

    Medications will only be longterm for parents of children. no one wants.

    Free speed
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    You know how much more fucked we'd be of they didn't? I think we should begin curbing out real vaccinations and continue with the boosters until we operation warpspeed where everywhere is low population because the world had a real pandemic brought to us by:

    Respiratory Illnesses, no more masks, i'mma cough on you at walmart on accident if you're old
    No medicine or medical treatment for those past 50
    Dysentry (the shits you dumbfuck)

    Dumb people never boiled water => humans got smarter by doing simple daily tasks like this.

    People that are too stupid to boil water, apply clean linens to bandages, or feed their genetic pedigree, generally died opf infection, shitting out more water than they could boil cuz ha durr htey don't do that and now they need a lot of it clean, and if you can't feed your kids fuck em i won't feed your grandkids and you won't either => Why humans evolved.

    Do you realize how great we were in the 40s-50s and by we I might white Americans that were born here. We literally entered wars taking over the world on calculated bets we could become a superpower for 450 years.

    Now we made the world too great again as my boy would say, and we need to curb back this technology and you konw what no one's gonna take ur quick mix ready to a death camp, but does he need 18 medications a day, he's had a whole family, he literally is wasting gas to drive other soon to go folks fast food they want someone to bring them fast. why is he alive?

    The children have their own kids to occupy thermselves, the sun of humans is allowed to hang in the sky too long. Disabled people that need medications like humira for rheuematoid arthritis, i'm sorry, if we give you this shot are you just gonna have working hands to shit post about how people like yourself should die or contribute meaningfully to our society? like if your kid needs honestly more medication than you can afford on the private sector with your own skills and marketability of economic input run ur own business, i'll probably sell things or hide behind a curtain armed while my friend does cuz there's no 911

    and we when we have like 500 million people who want to eat, fuck, use plastic once to toss, reproduce, and live an easier life than they did a decade before with more technology, great. but right now we got 8.1 billion people and i'll be honest

    The poor and the ones who had dirty hard lifestyles typically live the longest due to simply having lived in partial poverty compared to the well off who much like not playing in the dirt to build your immune system, have never experienced great hardship and you know... it'll show.

    or the military will take control and wipe out everyone that's wilding

    tl;dr
    Too many people, government gonna stop caring, no medications longterm, at 50 nothing no government rtesources, no food for poor people, no clean water, figure it the fuck out, when we get down to like the end of oregon trail the strongest/best people can hopefully not enjoy sex as much as your grandfather did with your mother over and over again.

    I think the most stupid shit is that people think combining the races isn't the best thing when it literally results in breeds that are better and stronger in every animals except the sanctity of the puerity of the white race

    and they're more attractive
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    i use walmarts self check out and don't feel bad about not supporting small businesses with my presence
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Want my help I've always wanted to do this and your tia Maria from Jakharta and BradleyB from Milwaukee.

    I could see this getting line 400 views from me and GG more if we make it public

    I can pay my airfare don't say no until you ask her Cuckold Tio Paulita
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    why doi you think your fagglt buttfucker friends from rehab our in our forums ?

    were not ur drug addict friends from rehab maybe go back and find them there or call ur mom she's worried
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    what up i go by bradley please don't use my dead names around people if your my friend and ally

    i came out as a male yoi weren't at my gender reveal party


    glad your ok, the nurse that didn't like you at first came, asked where you were,
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Like eeee,oooor from Winnie the Pooh that's your spirit animal.

    I mean you are a nice fellow.

    Why not get dude out of her life and become her best friend and enrich her life. If someone is half way nice to me I'll befriend anyone that doesn't use heroin.

    Originally posted by Kafka I think you should get guard dogs it sounds like he did something to her. It reminds me of 1Q84 when the husband tells the man his wife is irretrievably lost.

    Shes on the police force.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Like eeee,oooor from Winnie the Pooh that's your spirit animal.

    I mean you are a nice fellow.

    Why not get dude out of her life and become her best friend and enrich her life. If someone is half way nice to me I'll befriend anyone that doesn't use heroin.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    I Always imagined you to be quite slow irl not like dull but like a fat guy who doesn't hurry, ever.

    Think tort told me you were gonna walk a block a day for your health when you the chat and you came back with snacks and cammed up
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    I am a snakey individual but shit I'm giving you the advice I'd gamble for and if it don't work out move back in your mom's like I did.

    I love meeting new people and making memories theyll always have of Toro Johnson or whatever
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    If he eats her out and feels included you can probably move out your mom's and if you running her mind by then just evict him when you get bored. Doesn't seem like wifey material but fun for you

    Do his kids know u yet
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Dude sorry my hands started hurting so if if she's already f****** making fun of him she's obviously making fun of him for the same things when they fight so obviously he knows this is a thing and he probably doesn't get laid but you need to do is use that your advantage and put into her mind that she and you want him to want this to and you can make this into something really cool. For awhile
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