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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    can't work my body for long periods of time like ina fac5orty i need to rest and my hands aren[t that strong

    y dnt u get manual labored im ready to give ua n interview to your position
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    In asia it is commonly known any hamburger you buy contains meats no 0one wanted and looks nothing like 92% lean hamburger form a cow like u can tell there'prote4stors now that it's winter and they think covid came from batsoup

    i dont' even know where to find bats during the day.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I wish they would introduce new meats to US markets in leiu of rising pork & beef prices, why not alongside poultry, cat, dog, tiny unprocessed fish, then we can go into living in giant government aparmtents and china will have succeeded where Mao failed, russia failed and now the US is no longer a world power.

    Just watch, and when they come, im not gonna hide, im gonna play the fence and come up
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    This is better than anything I have confidence in making. Well done. I hope when I'm your age i also know how to heat up the Gourmet Souflett premade mushroom pies from Walmart.

    u literally let these bitches thaw out and took a photo of them like they're some breakfast keisch

    lemme get sum
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    wariat if the girl your meeting online says she's the age of consent in your country, you can guarantee you're not being set up by the police like you were in CAlifornia.f

    I don't know why i'm helping you but i guess if Polish people want men like you in their children at 15 or whatever, got bless you you weird little fucker

    If she says she's x ager and then at any point in y0our electronic transfer says she's younger, she is the younger age in your 2nd world country's court system

    fortunately i have a great surety that you come off as like mentally unprogressed and i think that would definitely favor in anyone's punishment of you.

    I mean they put you in protective custody and you got laid everyday by another Slav, other than the sex stuff that was the time you were happiest.

    that's kinda fucked bro, have you tried drugs? like after the womb?
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    let me know if you fin da sweet ass job i think yo ur inspirational like a tranny lovin homer simpson
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Plus if you were gonna go anywhere to find a wife a little older than you, with her own place, and her shit together, and she lives on a peninsula surrounded by carribanean seas & great fishing & swamps with good bass fishing and gators, she can probably drive me to go fishing at far away spots and in return wimma try to make her as happy as i can :) and i do all the cleaning if my partner works because i get ssi but im not gonna sit at home all day and then make my girlfriend do everything, i'm not that way and it woudl bother me, if she had to do chores or if i had to suck my own dick when presented.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    that's why i'm moving to florida, i'm fuckjign freezing, i wouldn't go outside without layers on fuck for anything right now, there aint shit to do, in florida right now i bet you could find someonee RN who wants to talk to me while I walk around looking at the sights im new here wwanna show me around

    but i'd fuck most good looking women under 40 if they're active and i see them walkin in those tight pants, if she likers my friendly advances and is a kind person, or a funny person,
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    it's minus 9 with a windchail is -17 you know who i really feel bad for? the fucking homeless that are too drunk or t0o crazy to go to the warming up stations so they ha gnout in the lobby of hte liquor store cuz they aint shit to go and will die outside if it turns to rain and then goes back down in temps

    i won't give a homeless person money but i'll definitely give him the rest of my beer or some food or something that you can't pawn for an addiction, i need my money to pay for my addctions and i tell them i'm a youngin my nigga i'm addicted to all the drugs
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Brad you should watch Leaving Las Vegas with Nicolas Cage.

    Good film about an alcoholic. He actually got an Oscar for his performance which was well deserved.

    don't watch anything except horror movies and only once, can't get into shit else, i could listen to you telling me teh plot of the movie and how you feel about it and gety more from meditating while i stare like just to the left of the tree which i do with all of my exes when they want to watch netflix and not fuck or wathc something other than horror movies

    oh and documentaroes i glance up sometimes but i don't watch, my childhood was 90% sleeping, school, or my living room television until i became a juveniole delinquent and started hanging out at hte park

    YOu ever seen a bird play with a piece of string that's been in it's cage for years and it's fascinated? That's how i view people who watch television for hours.

    At least with a computer or a game or a walk you're engaging with your environment, they said after 3000 hours of watching, trhe childs brain makes different nuerotransmitters taht are basically a hadurrrrtfor slots of time to the point your hypothakamus shuts off because you're basically going brain dead watching a moving screen and not thinking about it.

    fuck that

    also my entire childhood if my mom was wathcing someting like lifetime movies never have commercijals or do once an hour i'd have to run back to hte living room and talk to her and ask her stuff and it was like my mom would just take breaks to sip beer after work and i sat there starved for attention waiting for fucking oprah to go on commercial and when it was my tv time i'd watch it religiously like dragon ball z or have no interest in it. local news been repeating itself and i've understood it while doing computer but it's cuz my momput it on a 4 when she woke up idgaf imma go watch porn for awhle and see h9ow much dust i left in this smaple baggie, i haven't done tweak in 4 months because i got into an argument with my biker plug over petty amounts of property and i was living in milwaukee and doing crack so i dind't really mind giving the mexicans money for awhile
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    bikers sell better meth than the militia has ever shown me anyone make or possess up north

    i can't believe that was a quarter gram and 15 hours i feel like i was in the commercial about doing it once
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    ive always wanted to make kids with a woman whose secretly married to a much more powerful man than me, and in my head deither he has an accident when i'm like 18 and my kids are ready to go to college or leave this bum ass cuck in the forest or i just get sick of the woman before the children have their own not baby developing profiles and bounce cuz they got their pretend brad and just kinda visit and drop it a couple times a year and just say im mom's friend and not pay childsupport and then h ave two grown kids with good ass childhoods i can take credit for and maybe move in with like uh shameless

    or make huim into a bi cuckold slave and dstart filming porn but i feel that happens about as often as people try to fight you for destroying their li es and then laughing at him for it to his face cuz you're a little high and nnot sorry
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Creampies are my my favorite part of my sex life just nutting as deep as i can in different holes different peoples and it's just like my special moment i give them my sploooge and i heard women carry male DNA of every male they've laid with in their brain, assuming you don't wear condoms or pull out like a little boy who listens.

    I just like thinking there's 30 or 40 probably 25 i didn't use a condom with and im a big nutter just walking around with my cum in them

    I could see itj ust being youtr immune system copying the property of so you can remember who your baby daddy is this time
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by AngryIVer Yeah they will because in Wisconsin you need a liquor license to work at a gas station, and the state board will absolutely do a background check.

    Shit, I got background checked to change oil for the local Chevy dealer.

    i was applying to do third shift bakery for 16$ an hour. It's ok, i stumbled on the phone cuz i have like 6 cases and my understanding was lime theg majority of oyou guys suggested they dind't give a fuck, i took a piss test, and had a start date and it hihnkn idk i think quick mix ready called them to ruin my life!!!!

    haha,

    nah i just didn't want to tell them about my felony owi for my underage friend being injured, revocatiopn to prison of my parole, charged with trafficking research cghemicals 3 felonies with destri bution no deliveries, that got mesent to prison, the case that disappears because the judge agreed i was too crazy at the time to be punished and i was sent to a psych prison, a weed ticket that shows up, a landlord tried to sue me and lost but i never asked for it to be removed to inspire any haters who can CCAP me like that fag did, oh i got a battery & disorderly conduct, i get sentenced for that on Friday, i think thee're dropping one probably the battery or maybe the lesser one, idgaf & my wsecond OWI where i tested positive not for alcohol but for DRUGS & a straw tesitng positive for DRUGS

    ya let me just tell that to the old pissed off manager dude while im kinda high and have no idea why i need to call him when i start next month and tells me "There's more on here than your two duis"

    yea i'm a fucking criminal bro like what the fuck i tried being nice as i could and thanked him for letting me know and the opportunity and i dk like if you lie to someone you don't care about, and they catch you, you're so fucked as a liar or a thief or whatever you did that you might as well just continue the lie, they wont' think anything of you keeping your story but if you agree to them and apologize to their great overlordiness you kinda a bitch why wrong them in the first place just to be a coward over the words

    so fuck it imma go to the seek place and tell them i really would please like a 15$ or higher job on the phone in a desk i'm disabled and tell them about my ccap i'll print it out fo rthem so i don't need to make up dates, and hopefully i get a job htat's easy neough i can shit post while i tell relieved customers that yes i am from america when ppl call the bank
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Aleister Crowley Would you say you're an alcoholic?

    absolutely i am a pretty bad alcoholic but as i get older, i have a lot more control over my impulsiveness,

    buy one four back or two once a day and it's a 6 block walk with the dog, not a bottle of liqu0or, not taking my mom's car at 8:58, blacking out and meeting strangers, going to the bar and being obnoxious to people i recognize from high school

    you know, shit like that i stopped

    I also would piss myself sometimes if i drank 14 times of hard liquuor after drinking beer all day. that happens often enough that i won't buy a liter of alcohol.

    Also aside from my mother for like an hour and with my girlfriend i drink all day everyday, when i wake up if i have it i crack a tall boy, if i don't and it's 4-5am (alcoholics wake up very early for some reason) I just chug a glass of water and have coffee, then go get alcohol when the sun comes up.

    I used to wait at the door type shit when i was in my early 20s and showing my weiner in tinychat, and riding my girlfriends ppurple bicycle the mile to get there and then drink 2 tall boys on my ride back, chug 1, hide 1, and then show her the 4 pack i only got, and then get black out drunk and wanna fuck 4 times before i go to sleep and she's 18 and loves me and her mom's int he other room,
    ]]\]

    Shit like that is why when something bad befalls me like liver cancer or my girlfriend destroying my fish tanks and bonsai trees i just think, you know, bradley, you're not a very good person and attract this chaotic energy.

    Then i sometimes get more bitter but i'm really thinking not drinking would make me a lot less violent/angry especially the fact that I enjoy being cruel to people sometimes and watching them like hear what i'm saying to them, and i don't feel that way when i say mean things to people when i'm sober, but i enjoy it when i'm drinking and i thionk this website and being hurt during my development by people who were good at insulting produced like the same enjoyment in me. ]]'\
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    imma keep trying like 5 months ago

    I applied to the local community college in milwaukee trying to get into the EMT 2 year course so i could get an easy ass job that peoiple respect me for, practice medicine on people for stabilization, and be able to better wichdoctor my friends if they get hurt fighting, oh and they get a good hourly wage obv and i figured it's a lot of sitting and reading books or driving and jump out medic gang

    they said felons can't get certification to practice and while im welcome to take it, that should be pointed out to me. So i said fuck paying 2000$ to have some lady dumber than i probably am teach me some shit i could learn faster with the book and syllabus

    plus there was nothing tha tinterested me
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    i only drank 3 beers today and i still have the half the third left, i think this meth shits really good for me, had me evaluating my life i reaffirmed my decision to to quit dirnking because of my new found liver disease symptoms till i realized the lamp bulb is yellow and i'm white, skins white, and my toes and hands were red because i'm cold and dehydrated, and i saw 2 pimples on my thights and i was liike OMG that's the third , so jamming my fingers pointed into my abdomen i tried to feel for tenderness soreness o r pain, so then i really started jabbing it at the liver and my fingers just hurt so i'm happy with my self check up a i think a lot of people are jgonna die and i wanna live forever or at least like as soon as my arthritis gets so bad i can't walk or type, then i'm out but that's not till my 50s-60s if i take care of myself so im thinking 52 simply cuz i eat healthy, walk, but have a toxic life both in behavior and in chemical
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    imma be realistic everyone i loved the idea of working at the gas station but because of my inability to be honest with other people about my secrets that i poorly, explained when i was hgigh on meth and flustered and had busted a huge ass load and was like oh fuck it's 1230 cuz when i staryterd i was waiting for it to be like 9 when the manager got there.

    I can't really stand for more than a couple hours if i'm walking, about 20 minutes if i'm standing in your bedroom , i always have to sit down or move my joints, kinda sucks but what the fuck are you supposed to do so i like to try as hard as i can and last awhile and then use that money to invest in myself in this case florida.

    When I get out i'm still gonna take advantage of that 9 month right ot work program where you get a free 500$ to your fulltime income and just go to seek and tell them i need a temp job for 14 , my mom has clean piss always , cuz im kinda depressed with my life and imma goi to jail and i'mma turn up and not think about my life alll day and night and have a lot of fun cuz i earned a vacation.

    I used to secretly like going to Juvie cuz my mom wasn't there and there were other kids to play games with ona thursday night in winter till 9pm lol basic televusion same as my crib i knew hte schedule and got institutionalized before my little mind realized it, every couple of years i enjoy just going back to the box and then doing like 5 days in the hole at some point and get that meditation self awareness crazy feeling for awhile, i enjoy fighting and then meditating but never knew not only does thathappen in childhoods but also in your local jails and im not that strong i just know no one's finna stab me over me slapping him if he cheats on cards and i see it, f8ck itttt every0ne in the pod will think im the shit if i do it to the one no 0one lieks so i play cards with thim and slap him for cheating, that's an instant shoe in fuck if he was cheating this is a great idea~~~~~
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    i also dress like a younger social studies teacher and try my best not to use profanity infront of children, never at them, i go to goodwill for almost all my clothing ever since i found out you can get your grandpa's suit for like 10$ top, 105 back slacks, the one 20 mioes away in the rich neighborhood has so many old man suits and since i'm average size and don't give a fuck if it's tailored for me, they all fit the same :)

    free shirts with every suit purchase, they'll even exchange your dirty suit for a clean one if you put the dirty one on the hanger, combine with axe and you can live a life of sin fuck a motel

    kinda fucked when some tall good looking fit man grabs the suit i put back and it's covered in semen and smells like death l0l
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    and i think most of the consumer ones were like 15-18% back in 2000s from walgreens but you could buy the SECURITRY USE ONLY shit and people would pay me dopuble for them to go fuck people up with them adn shit and then when they were no longer full enough to rely on we'd give them to younger children like proper teenage delinquients
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