Oh no did he tell people about the miracle power of vagisil
2022-02-03 at 4:54 AM UTC
in
Happy Tiger New Years, Folx
Tyvm tiger year upon you as well Paul blessed be
Ya she's fine bro she's a hot black milf that got shit to do
Or she's in a dumpster
Fuck you gonna do about it on a forum
one time i was shaving my head and i thought wow fuck i kinda look like wariats non pedophile brother.
really disgusted me honestly.
i really need her to tell me if i should shave my head or if i should just have this widows peak shit bald spot going on
i'm fucked without her input
i don't think i look good with hair but i think im kinda ugly with a shaved head.
yea ask quick mix he took both of their phones
2022-02-03 at 3:05 AM UTC
in
I'm drinking myself to death
like to me "staying in" and chilling out is posting on Niggersin.space and calling a nigger
Everyday we all have to go outside and be someone who we're not and adorn a mask and fuck nigga you miight as well enjoy the movie im trying to yeah it be great to find some normie who wants a family and to think shit's sweet and get sick of me after 20 years at best and im like why don't i just cultivate how i feel today
am i excited about any of this shit no nigga not really
I want to go to a third world country and to be their witch doctor/doctor/teacher/legal aid/USA ambassador
but in the mean time i only have teh cards that were dealt to me and im making the most of it im sorry you don't find happiness in my approach, you would if you were here
i dont liek kids very much i kinda like really don't like that they gank up my fishing spots here and there but because if ish primarily int he last two years like the milwaukee river & SW Lake Michigan, a lot of Not White people let their kids just frollick in this riveri and like they dont' do it when it's whipping by but shit like normally it's 4-5MPH, I can't swim more than 3MPH tbh and im a pretty good swimmer, to think a river with your kids without PFDs is kinda sad
IO told my second if i ever see some lil kid start drowning IDGAF I dont' have a lot to live for, I'mma swim at them, and I know how to fireman carry over my shoulder while swimming, but like a grown ass man, i wouldn't do it for
but i see a lot of kids in harry situations and it kinda unnerves me, like is my dumb fucking ass gonna really have to drown while saving some little black girl when you let her go by where the water leaves the dam just because i'm fucking standing there and the trout are under the dam
ya prolly
does that make me a bad white man? IDK yea, but like i can't let somne kid drown when i know how to swim and am thge most willing to die for a child to live
grown ass men tho i coudlnt' give a fuck less about, here's a stick homey
imagine being 12 and all your dipshit friends are running accross the frozen creek (a like stream that fed into the milwaukee) and so your dumbass does it once, then someone grabs you cuz the ice is breaking and your friend and you fall onto your back on the fun icey surface
and you and him are in 1 foot of water and 2 foot of just mud, like creek guck, and the water starts clipping, my friend got out the same hole, i went a lot farther cuz i for some reason thought i should just like go with it and ended up in the milwqukee river where it wasn't frozen over and got to a bank/through my body against the ice surface and it was cool
i was frozen solid and had to walk like 2 miles home from there but then this girl i knew named Kate let my friend and I in and i went and bathed and everyone made fun of me for having a small weiner cuz I was frozen
my mom didn't believe me and thought i did something bad cuz i came home showered and said iw as just cold at my friends house
based on my falling into the Wisconsin River (once) the milwaukee river (six) and the First Branch of Pestigo (twice) I can assure, I know exactly what it takes to swim in a current through ice water,
my god it is horrifying as fuck, the only good part is if you piss yourself the water is going so fast and your so locked up that no one knows if/when they revive you
I've been under ice like under an ice sheath only twice, both times were fucking horrible i remember seeing the sun through glass i couldn't break and i just kept moving fast and faster
the other times i was just drunk and slipped and if i fell in i just swam to shore nbd
2022-02-03 at 2:44 AM UTC
in
Hunting Red Abalone
REalistically OP has to be the easiest amongst us to hunt, find, or locate.
Kinda pathetic
Paul you ever thought about doing that pool aerobics?
2022-02-03 at 2:40 AM UTC
in
I'm drinking myself to death
no they buffered it because the 1 judge got covid and the other sequestered himself from my trial because he cant take anyone that has militia ties on the docket
there's only two judges and it's a bunch of bullshit so i got this black girl i had a hard on for in 5th-11th/12th grade, that's middle n high school or year 10 to everyone else
i was so pissed off because as you know bradleyb is trying to fuck colored women world wide and like i'd like a wife at some point :) i told her aobut it in november when my ex was leaving me and iw as just gonna be 100 with every non white girl in my life
so this girl was adopted and she's in my grade, and a bunch of bullshit, anyway, she joins the navy in like '10. yea nigga she got that good job
anyway,s he's coming back from somewhere south where i wanna live my nigga it's so warm there
and wants me to be her date for the wedding reception but that's on the 13th and i told her like yea i can't do it my mom's moving, etc, etc, then my lawyer called me upa nd is like yea courts not happening anytime soon
i saids fuck that shit give me a month my nigga
he said wow ok , you really wanted to have this done wit-
my nigga i said likea month
*tells him about the black girl from the navy whose gonna get my people hella strapped*
ok ok ok
so my next court date is who gives a fuck and this girl told me she comes in on fridayt and wants to know if i wanna get coffee before hand
youre goddsamn eright i do so imma see her saturday
io still i have to go to jail but nigga imma be 100 with you,k shits finuna feel like a nap on these hoes
i think i need to pray to my God and honestly tell him
i can't wait to fuck this thick black girl from the navy and nut in her
hail odin
if she makes me wear a condom i'mma be disappointed but very respectful
