ya bro i don't really give a fuck about looking like a He-Man character that hit a coma
G was always a mischievious character that didn't like me, and I accept that, nigga looks like what i imagine a grave robber would find when he hits that crowbar on the last lock
oooo so jealous haha
but really i'd rather look like him at 60 than Quick Mix Ready.
2022-02-03 at 1:01 AM UTC
in
Should I be worried
Sudo i would love to be your drunk father, but this Islam. We either gotta go 100% or 0%, son, and I don't think we're Muhammadians.
2022-02-03 at 1 AM UTC
in
Should I be worried
I jerk off after breakfast bro and if you watch me you're a fucking faggot.
Folks a lot of people like to shit on old people but i think they're a reserviour of experience & wisdom
#1 Jiggaboo Johnson
#17 SpectraL-
#2 Quick Mix Ready
#0 Stl1
Honorable mention:
Polecat
Holy fuck do we have a lot of old people here.
i bought a 4 pack of steel reserve, a 4 pack of Natural Ice, a pack of newport red 100s, comes with two packs of matches, and then I took the .18 cents that came back off the 15$ and put it on the ground outside the gas station for the homeless and shit
2022-02-03 at 12:48 AM UTC
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Whoopi's Oopsies
One day the Muslim hoards will overrun the West Bank, the Golan Heights and the Lebanease border.
Every man woman and child will be brought into the street and their blood will cleanse the world of eternal jediry.
And then when the sun rises, there will be no sabbath, there will be no Torah, there will just be dead jedis and the world exhaling, free of the parasite we rid of ourselves from.
Or so my muslim says.
Wow yall are fucking mean
I would love to see ANY of you high as fuck on meth, naked, walking around your boys trap house, cold as fuck, and he's like "here pose for grindr" and I just look up.
Folks this isn't my beauty shots, this is real life.
I'm not a "pretty man" i'm not really much of anything, I"m a shooter with a semi large penis and a subgenius IQ. I"m not the greatest, the strongest, the smartest, or the richest, but you know what I am a real nigger. A real nigger who has real problems, real solutions, things going good and thingus going bad, all at the same time.
my friend who took that photo is dead of a heart attack from meth, you can't make this up, dude was my nigga.
So yeah i'm ugly as shit, but you know what else I am?
I'm just a person trying to be happy.
& IDK where DOn't Tell Them gets off saying I critique women, i hope you know I don't like skinny girls, I like chubby girls, like not fat fat, but even if they are, IDGAF as long as they like take care of themselves.
I coulnd't imagine shitting on a bitch because she's not aesthetically pleasing unless it's obvious she doesn't take care of themselves.
Wonderful people come in all sizes, unless they're FAT FAT. Like if your beer belly passed their tits, i'm out.
But for similar reasons, I don't have bitch tits.
WHy don't you sit in their diner and enjoy 5$ unlimited Soup SALAD BradSticks
Can't imagine calling some restaurant "Yea can i get your pistole rigamarolley, oh yes, I'd like french dressing with that."
Like nigga just go buy a head of lettuce and some ranch and stop beating around someone wife's bush.
oh u feel fancy, here's a microwaved hotdog, i bit it so it wouldn't EXPLODE
2022-02-03 at 12:33 AM UTC
in
Niggas in Space Podcast.
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR
THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR
2022-02-03 at 12:32 AM UTC
in
Niggas in Space Podcast.
Ok fucker u pick the next date & time? The only day I"m busy is the 3rd through the 29th
i accept your apology and look forward to our new friendship.
in frith
2022-02-03 at 12:23 AM UTC
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The Not So Lovely Not-WellHung
imma try talking to him on the phone today and see what's going on with our guy.
I will post back
are u making sloppy hoes?
IDK i just find viewing another man's excrement to be befouling to my soul.
like it woudkln't be so bad if we were poaching and you dug a ditch, went and said "you wanna use this pit?" but you intentionally photographed your feces in a toilet then wanted me to view it.
Kinda gross, like i get if you fart or something but don't cup it around your asshole and then share it with others.
That's pretty fucking gross.
idk what that emoji is,but if you promise to never send me innappropriate scat play photos, I will give you my number.
WellHung are you lonely bro? Do you need someone to talk to on the phone or something?