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I'm drinking myself to death

  1. #1
    Bradley Florida Man
    I woke up with kidney pain for the third day in a row, I had hoped jail would do it but I'm done drinking folks.


    Here's to a kinder bradleyB.
  2. #2
    Bradley Florida Man
    i feel fine, otherwise, but i should probably heed this warning
  3. #3
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
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  4. #4
    Oh, I worried this was a suicide thread like "fuck this shit, I'm gonna drink myself to death"

    I heard milk thistle is good, other than that try to look up the best type of diet for alcohol related post recovery because I'm sure you're deficient in other vitamins and enzymes and shit and I guarantee other drunks have optimized a regimen that will help you feel better.

    You weren't crushing liquor so you're probably not at risk of seizures especially if you still have gabapentin laying around.
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  5. #5
    Bradley Florida Man
    Nah bro i don't do suicide threads.

    called my friend whose a doctor, asked me if i'm dehydrated, said don't drink if it doesn't go away after two glasses of water

    & i'm not deficient in shit motherfucker I take a Folic Acid & Multivitamin everyday.

    wasn't so much a paibn as like a soreness, anyway, went away, time to get drunk and fight strangers on age of empires'
  6. #6
    Aleister Crowley African Astronaut
    Milk thistle is good.

    Sounds like you are overdoing it with the ale my friend. I was bad last year before stopping. Only you can make the change but it takes a lot. Boredom is the worst enemy, that I can say.
  7. #7
    Bradley Florida Man
    im hoping having sex with this girl occupies my time, I can't wait to see how black people live.

    I use dating like anthropological case studies.
  8. #8
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Wait did u already go go jail?

    And ya just don't drink bro. Like a beer or 2 is ok or a glass of wine but anything else and u might as well just start shooting heroin or meth everyday.
  9. #9
    Originally posted by Bradley Nah bro i don't do suicide threads.

    called my friend whose a doctor, asked me if i'm dehydrated, said don't drink if it doesn't go away after two glasses of water

    & i'm not deficient in shit motherfucker I take a Folic Acid & Multivitamin everyday.

    wasn't so much a paibn as like a soreness, anyway, went away, time to get drunk and fight strangers on age of empires'

    "I'm done drinking folks", call someone a motherfucker for offering common advice to help then declare "time to get drunk".

    No wonder you miss Bill Krozby so much, you're both cut from the same cloth and you'll probably end up in the same place soon for similar reasons.
  10. #10
    Bradley Florida Man
    no they buffered it because the 1 judge got covid and the other sequestered himself from my trial because he cant take anyone that has militia ties on the docket

    there's only two judges and it's a bunch of bullshit so i got this black girl i had a hard on for in 5th-11th/12th grade, that's middle n high school or year 10 to everyone else

    i was so pissed off because as you know bradleyb is trying to fuck colored women world wide and like i'd like a wife at some point :) i told her aobut it in november when my ex was leaving me and iw as just gonna be 100 with every non white girl in my life

    so this girl was adopted and she's in my grade, and a bunch of bullshit, anyway, she joins the navy in like '10. yea nigga she got that good job

    anyway,s he's coming back from somewhere south where i wanna live my nigga it's so warm there

    and wants me to be her date for the wedding reception but that's on the 13th and i told her like yea i can't do it my mom's moving, etc, etc, then my lawyer called me upa nd is like yea courts not happening anytime soon

    i saids fuck that shit give me a month my nigga

    he said wow ok , you really wanted to have this done wit-

    my nigga i said likea month

    *tells him about the black girl from the navy whose gonna get my people hella strapped*

    ok ok ok

    so my next court date is who gives a fuck and this girl told me she comes in on fridayt and wants to know if i wanna get coffee before hand

    youre goddsamn eright i do so imma see her saturday

    io still i have to go to jail but nigga imma be 100 with you,k shits finuna feel like a nap on these hoes

    i think i need to pray to my God and honestly tell him

    i can't wait to fuck this thick black girl from the navy and nut in her

    hail odin

    if she makes me wear a condom i'mma be disappointed but very respectful
  11. #11
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Dude have u ever tried just like chilling out and not like doing crazy shit?

    I mean it's hard to control my urges too but got damn son
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  12. #12
    Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Dude have u ever tried just like chilling out and not like doing crazy shit?

    I mean it's hard to control my urges too but got damn son

    No. I have one life to live, all gas no breaks.
  13. #13
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley No. I have one life to live, all gas no breaks.

    Ok help me do my homework

    See my thread
  14. #14
    Bradley Florida Man
    like to me "staying in" and chilling out is posting on Niggersin.space and calling a nigger

    Everyday we all have to go outside and be someone who we're not and adorn a mask and fuck nigga you miight as well enjoy the movie im trying to yeah it be great to find some normie who wants a family and to think shit's sweet and get sick of me after 20 years at best and im like why don't i just cultivate how i feel today

    am i excited about any of this shit no nigga not really

    I want to go to a third world country and to be their witch doctor/doctor/teacher/legal aid/USA ambassador

    but in the mean time i only have teh cards that were dealt to me and im making the most of it im sorry you don't find happiness in my approach, you would if you were here
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