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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    yq i really don't give a fuck
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    no one knjows what that is
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    i am absolutely disgusted by fat people, if I ran a village and a single person was hungry i would take the fat man's food away and give it to the motherfucker who actually hungry cuz he did something instead of driving around big macs and fries he nibbles on for a fucking living, jesus christ, the last fucking person on earth that deservers to breath is an obese motherfucker who literally drives grease filled food around and you know he be munchin on that shit this nigga is like 444 pounds, on god at least 290, 5'8....

    BUt not quick mix ready cuz he's not paul wozny

    i honestly cannot imagine anything worse than what his daughters felt when he forced himself upon them and as they suffocated against his "larger" frame they succumbed to not only his weight but his incestuous desires

    pretty fucked up
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    i wanna order food so fucking bad but like bro im like a real stickler i don't ever buy nothing from nobody that i can make myself,

    i got this shit ass piece of cardbpoard pizza 2$ roma shit ass meal

    i aint finna cook that,especially cuz my mom got pepperoni on it,

    I do not eat swine.

    i wanna make some good asss food but much like jiggaboo johnson points oput i got mostly canned goods

    I wish I could enjoy eating, but i'm not gonna lie, i don't live to eat, I"m just eating to live

    I think about becoming like Paul Wozny/QuickMixReady/ConvictedPedophile from WIsconsin and it just kinda disgusts me, like i've been hungrier than you could imagine, i eat two pieces of toast on hummus and a can of diet coke,

    fuckin a I CANT UNDERSTAND HOW PEOPLE GET FUCKING FAT

    just stop eating, u can't get any fatter if you stop eating!!!

    i hit 200lb, i eat nothing but white rice, fruits, healthy vegetables like green peppers, Tuna, hard boiled eggs

    I drop to 178lb

    OK OK OK

    so maybe I try a fried thai food

    but i coudlnt' imagine being a fat piece of shit walking into a restaurant that's fucking disgusting and i don't even hold the door for those fat pieces of walking compost

    qmr you ever tried a breath mint ands going for a fucking walk
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready My mum used to say "Like it or lump it"

    I have no fucking idea what that even means.

    my moither says the same thing, fortunately, i'm not a dumbfuck and have deciphered what it meant.

    You can either Like what's happening to you.

    Or you can get LUMPED. Which would be like a raised egg size nodule in your head if you were to be punched from above.

    LIKE IT

    Ok i'm so happy ma

    or

    LUMP IT

    Oww, now oi have to eat with a lumpy head.



    how you get to 65 years old and remain a dumbfuck the meaning of this phrase was clear to a 3 year old bud

    you're fucking stupid
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    i've noticed a CLASH OF CULTURES

    the age of marrying is 18 in the first world

    Muslims wish to marry at menarche and find it very affronting if you criticize their Sheik marrying a 10 year old "whose built for her age and station"

    So you have a bunch of 7-45 year olds who are really randy, but can't find a (to quote CIGRETING) a smelly hole to plug, and just end up committing sodomy while they await reaching the bridal price of their uncle's demands

    is that what Abraham wanted bro
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    you gonna answer my questions?

    i've noticed no one can handle giving a blowjob at knee level better than a muslim.


    shit fucking hurts but they do it like a pro

    allahu ahkbar
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    ill fist fight you on 106 & park
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    A lot of people have living enemies, I really don't.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    quick mix ready aka paul wozny a convicted peodphile form wisconsin is a confirmed fed.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    i aint gonna lie i reread some of the shit i've written on these forums and i'm lijke goddam i am a fucked up man
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    It's not. Every moment you're homeless you're teetering on the edge of molestation and rape while people walk by wishing you would be quieter.

    Prison? Prison is nothing. Jail is nothing. You have or should have developed a different mindset, when you go in, it's kinda like, imagine walking around a dark wooded path, yea you have a destination that might be far off, but you're heavily fucking aware of what's dangering around you

    The last time i did time i bit a chunk out of a niggas arm and he tried telling the police i caused great bodily harm to him my lawyter said "Yes while X-inmate was choking Bradley, bradley did bite into the forearm of X-inmate causing a small amount of blood to lapse from his veins, at which point bradley continuued..."

    Noigga im like a celebrity, when i do my 34 days imma bite another nigga if he gets me in a headlock and i can't break it, i will literally eat you my nigga

    I did swallow part of his skin and a great deal of blood, after seeing what i did to his arm i won the fight because he started like putting pressure on it and i started kicking and kneeing him intending to kill a man who tried to suffocate me

    have fun with the bag guy from fetlife i'm sure he's gonna be quite similar, hope you can fight hoe
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    i love calling people bitch nigger in everyday conversations then acting all shocked when halfway through the advice lesson

    why am i giving advice to 60 year old autistic men who drive people big macs for a living

    "Did you just call me a bitch nigger?"

    "No, bitch nigger, i'm just explaining copays."
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    do you own a tv bitch nigger my mom pays 1$ copays on most of her perscription costs!
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready the Hypothyumus or whatever its called


    Im a Dinosaur Brain. im protected


    need my meds. My HEAD HURTS LIKE FUCK. right in the dead center. not a normal headache. i hardly ever get headaches. got them bad as a kid. now hardly ever.

    if kind of feels like it's behind the sinus. not a sinus headache but like a bubble that wants to pop maybe an inch behind the sinus.

    don't talk to me about Golf right now


    do you need help paying for your perscription drug costs


    i heard of this new program for eligable seniors that will make your co pays DY_NO_MITE
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    what did he do?
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sudo What a stupid question. How am I supposed to measure a big black dick that's being vigorously rammed in and out of my asshole? Even if I had a yardstick how am I gonna get my arms back and hold still long enough to get an accurate reading? You didn't think of that did you? Moron

    From the pornography i've seen you compare it to your forearm.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    my tranny ex shoved a 2 inch weiner into my buttox and tried to haver sex with me but honestly bro it burned and hurt so bad i lost my erection and tried and wasn't feeling it, so i want to clarify i have attempted to shove a trannys pinky finger size dong into my anus and felt it deeply displeasurable.

    i' was like 25 and like to fuck and am high on meth but honestly i can't see how people boof my penis and like marvel (to myself) about how they go on with life just being spaced out like that

    (much to my delight)
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    the fact the news never tells me anyone has any guns and shit in prison really makes me wonder, like i know for a fact while i did my 15 months there, there was one shooting to this hmong guy and one that was a misfire or missed shot on the yard

    never made the news, the guy who shot the hmong just got an inmate on inmate felony battery charge

    but like haha, nigga the Aryans got drones bringing them small backpacks over the fence haha i know this for a fact long gone are the dayts of just home running a tennis ball full of bullets with a louisville onto A yard.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Never but I've shoved 180 ambien into my asshole and honestly i don't really get nervous when I put in work for my people until i realized if that 180 ambien gets outta the double finger bag, i'm pretty fucking fucked and no one's gonna revive me by flushing my asshole because of an overdose in booking

    Also I put like 18 .22 bullets into my anus before going to jail cuz i knew i was short term but my county jail has me listed as like permanent Max where i can't get huber and immediately go to a tier. I thought wow if this bag opens i'm gonna have literal fucking lead at 98.8F shoved against my anus as I sit here for no less than 10 hours, but then i go to max and i can give it to my people to use for WORK WORK.

    :(

    i shoved a lot of shit in my ass to make the world a worser place
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