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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    I think it's a bad sign if you fit into our community.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    i found out they didn't even count my vote for barrack o'snail
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I was 22 years old bro. ur a baby adults pass around
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    i thinki adults that watch cartoons should go on a list of people to check up on when kids go missing

    i know pot heads who are like oh this show is so great !!! and i watch like 6 minutes of it and kinda like wonder if they're retarded inside or something.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    if imma spend 2 hours watching a gay ass movie about kids playing with dolls i might as well start playing runescape again
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    so you want me top watch some hokey ass 1980 puppet movie about dolls?

    Bro im good this is the reason why i just be honest with people, movies are fucking gay.
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    You obviously havne't been white.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ Goddamnit you reminded me of a stuffed caterpillar I won from a claw machine somewhere in Minnesota when I was like 8 years old. Traveling with my cousins and aunt and uncle to a family reunion in KRIVITZ, WI. That's where I first entered a PIGGLY WIGGLY and also drank non-alcoholic grasshoppers at the bar. We also did a firecracker in a frog's mouth but I felt really bad about it so I didn't watch or participate but I was near the location of it going down. None of us did any tramadol as far as I know (maybe the adults were all getting weird as fuck when we weren't watching).

    Anyway I named the stuffed caterpillar LEGS and I forgot him under the bed at the hotel and didn't remember til way later and when we called the hotel they didn't have him anymore. Very very sad, powerful life learning moment about grief and loss. I still think of him in occasion like whenever someone says the word 'legs.' I hope he somehow found some loose fentanyl powder on the floor and died peacefully in crazy caterpillar bliss.

    i actually used to poach around krivitz in the nicolet national forest

    they called me 'brad' up in them parts
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    of course they unbanned him he's a valuble member of our community
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Jay. Penis was only in 15 years old.

    He got very upset when I told him to memorize something because I wasnt going to be there forever.

    Now he's 18 I think idk he stole and that's honestly. Pathetic
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    And Solstice mother is a hoe!
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Solstice You can't even afford bus fare let alone a car you fucking loser. Does your retarded wet brained ass even know how to drive?

    Yes but not very well. I drink and drive a lot. I'll fuck you up though I can already tell your some dweeb fucking loser who feels edgy on a site like this and played into their stupid hand
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Solstice is a parasite.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    do you want black up you can put me on speakerphone and say im your dad
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    i can't believe you just let people steal from you and then smile at them and plan to catch them harming you again

    he's mocking you and has your shit

    fuck that wheel chair i'd make that nigga get up and ask him if he wants his funny chair back

    don't be a pussy
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    i said student cuz im really high and don't remember what the fuck i have a 4 year degree called im not a doctorate so i'm like a bachelor of two businesses schools which just sounds retarded

    i'm a CPA without current Certification lol so just like idk i can do accrual bookwork, invoices, secretarily work, FIFO Inventorying, A/L write ups and balance books, oh and monitor booking accounts but that's really just write ups.

    It's not very interesting, I'm very good at it, I can balance your mother's checkbook in my head and don't have to write down any GAAP notes.

    But no one wants to hire a career criminal with old schooling and no job experience to balance their books and honestly i can't blame them, if i got a job at taco bell i'd be eating steak tonight ngl.
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Boob Queen OP - didn't go to school

    Bradley - didn't go to school

    IDK who the fuck Lucrimosa is, but they probably didn't go to school

    RIPtotse definitely didn't go to school.

    Technologist? She went to school. Brainwashing centers amirite? They try to convince you that 2+2=4 but I know better.

    I am a student of accounting and business administration from UW-Whitewater. I graduated with a 3.4GPA n 3 years because i had 28 credits from High School AP Classes & a 31 on my ACT.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    i inew this little black boy named jay penis i lived with his mother in a trailer very far up north for 1 season


    one day it was februarary first or like black history month so i looked upa nigga each day and made him learna bout why black people were shit

    my father is a like white power kinda guy and he applauded me and my decision to at least educate this young soont o be black man on 28 accomplishments by various people that his race made to america

    I feel like if i ever get judged that's gonna be relevant because like i asked his mom i said am i the first real nigga that jpenis ever kicked it with?

    ...


    no he's been around my friends in wausau

    ...was

    yea but like without you has he ever kicked it with some niggas?

    I literally had to terach a young black man what iw as like to be an OG nigga I was finna shoot this fat nigga iwtha ctrossbow out the moon roof his mom's whip but he was always too pussy and i was like nigga i'm from the 414 i'll show you how we ride!!!!

    but he was only 15 and he stole from me once a miniscule amount and i divorced myserlf from his life because i love robbers b ut i detest thieves
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    like do i feel like im a racist

    no

    do i see racism everyday that i live

    yes

    do i want to creampie black girls in the navy and afghani immigrants and pokahantas in her igloo

    yes

    You know God is going to reward me for this behaviour but hopefully not with a child. IDK if I really wanna fudk oit im ready
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