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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready legos hurt when you step on them. I know thats a known meme. I never heard anyone say that when I was younger. as soon as I buy them for my kids, one night, not put away. I stepped on one and was like "Oh my god. this is a different kind of fucking pain. it just gets worse and worse like when you tear a musle in your calve and it keeps pulling" it just went from "ouch shit" to me rubbing it like normally when you do and it slowly goes away to just a second wave of insane pain I have ever felt. something about the density or some shit. scientist havnt found it out yet, I dont think. they just weigh in on conjecture. but clearly the fucking Danish are some devient mother fuckers and no doubt, knew it doesnt hurt children that much but adults its enough to cause a heart attack

    You are weak and probably prone to bleeding/excessive weakness. I have run on gravel, pavement, legos, people, no issue. I've had razor like lacerations from stepping on stones trying to get out of Lake Michigan and at no point did I feel like this. YOur feet are meant to take a step just as your hands are meant to throw a jab, you are a weak coward.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    You are the most likely to molest a child.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    none of the ones you play with from lego.com
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    When chzburgr or another user becomes my wife I will cum in her every night before she goes to sleep. IF she goes to sleep early because she is tired, i will be understanding and cum in her at 5-8am when she moves in bed one time and it wakes me up and i see the sun is rising.

    THat is the proper way a man treats his wife. When my testosterone wanes I Will regret not being able to my wife to sleep in this way, and I wil still do it as often as I can and work out (unlike you) to keep my T-Score high and my cumability deeper.

    When was the last time you did a push up? 86? I will do 40 for every 2 you can do.
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    what is legal hash? obbe, can you explain that? Not sure what you mean but i'd like to learn
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    no dregs, you're a loser who plays with kids toys
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    scary ass bitch
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready he even stated he bang his daughters mom while she (the daughter) was on the bed at the time.

    are you fuckign kidding me? YOu judge him for this negatively? If you were having sex with your daughter's mother (AKA your wife) in the same room as your child? Like what the fuck dude? How is that bad? The child is under the age of 3 at the time and you are literally loving your partner in the same way that created that child.

    IDK where you're from bro, but where i'm from people's father's fuck and if you live with your dad you are gonna see that here and there.

    dumbass
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    dude luigi doens't wanna be part of your father son psychosis

    stop the molestation!
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    stop signs are suboxone & these drugs were all taken at different times, never mixed.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    AT some point i replied to this thread all fucked up in a different thread.

    I've taken 150mg Vicodin, 60mg Perkasette, 1 1/2 of the 8mg stop signs back in the day, 40mg oxycontin (all of this except the vicodin was snorted) felt nothing

    i drained a boil in my pinkie and my ring finger (two different incidents) while high on morphine 30mg, each time. Didn't feel high.

    boy do i fucking itch tho

    drank on methadone (20-30mg) a couple of times, really fucked me up and i liked sex on it.

    was told it killed my friends uncle by my friend and stopped doing it after two or three times because i guess methadone + alcohol is a death sentence if youd o it enough


    one of my happiest feelings as child was when iw as 14, high on methadone drinking a 1.75L of wine hella fucked up in my mom's house with a bunch of junkies i was serving speed.


    my grandmother had COPD (fluid running into your lungs after 70 years of smoking cigarettes) and she preferred tylenol

    my mother was the recipient of the perks and vics and never touched them as combined with alcohol she'd just pass out, that's where i got a bunch of my first exposure at no cost to opiates through

    can't see why all my friends are dying off heroin, but you know to each their own. One day my heart will pop from stimulants

    i aint scared of shit
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready i know him. he claimed to be in California but it was light outside and from the position of the sun on his webcam (which Im in cali and it was clearly night-time) I figured halfway around the planet or so maybe middle east. he then admitted he was Mossad.

    dude he's soome hillbilly in kansas in a log cabin
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    dude ur like obsessed to the nth degree
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    u look like my biologoical father
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    general butt naked is a user nameed proast.

    very rare user, but a user with a past none the less jaba the gut
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Yes moderator of some obscure subforum
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    ya it's doug
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    jihad
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by A College Professor yo brad are you gonna let him get away with that

    how do you know my real name
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    my enemies in the gay community block me on grindr then forget I have four devices and now I found them again.

    How peculiar of a situation for me to be in
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