2022-02-04 at 3:10 AM UTC
i said student cuz im really high and don't remember what the fuck i have a 4 year degree called im not a doctorate so i'm like a bachelor of two businesses schools which just sounds retarded
i'm a CPA without current Certification lol so just like idk i can do accrual bookwork, invoices, secretarily work, FIFO Inventorying, A/L write ups and balance books, oh and monitor booking accounts but that's really just write ups.
It's not very interesting, I'm very good at it, I can balance your mother's checkbook in my head and don't have to write down any GAAP notes.
But no one wants to hire a career criminal with old schooling and no job experience to balance their books and honestly i can't blame them, if i got a job at taco bell i'd be eating steak tonight ngl.