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2022-06-12 at 7:27 PM UTC in What are you doing at the momentWatched Full Metal Jacket and at some point when the guy was shooting civilians out of a helicopter this old white guy i was sitting next to looked at this Hmong guy and said "How that make you feel?"
'It doesn't.'
"I'm glad your family got out of there."
'I'm from Laos'
"I know I was there. I shot at your family."
I shit you not my jaw fucking dropped. First time seeing the movie with non white people 10/10 experience. -
2022-06-12 at 7:25 PM UTC in The Dollar is going to crash and Americans are going to be poorgreat news everyone, i now get a better deal on sardines since i started flirting with the asian lady and told her i get better prices at walmart
she said YO KNOOOOW I SAY FUCKY FUCK WALMART AND WALMART FUCKY FUCK PRICES
so now it's a dollar (down .59 cents) though walmart remains at like .89
People think I don't know how to deal with foreigners but I do, argue you over 59 cents while trying to fuck them at their job.
Also It hink it's humorous i pay her in 20s. -
2022-06-12 at 7:23 PM UTC in I'm in hospice care/stage 4 renal failurethis website is so fucking funny.
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2022-06-12 at 7:20 PM UTC in Should Kafka go back to facebook and stay off NIS?
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2022-06-12 at 12:08 PM UTC in I moved away forever and ruined my life.60 days, no i'm trying not to drink, they're putting me in a certificaiton program to do unarmed security in florida and said I can get a job pretty easily, then if I am able to hold a job, I can live in these like idk what you call them; sober living houses, for 33% of my income or 500 whichever is less & miami's rental prices are 1500$+ for an apartment so this is really nice.
So I'll probably be getting high in a year and a half. It's nice to dry out, i don't have organ pain anymore, and I feel a lot smarter, healthier and happier. -
2022-06-12 at 12:02 PM UTC in Jan 6 Committee Starts NowYea an anti capitalist business seems kinda like what a dumbfuck would propose.
Only in canada would this be a thing.
It's like an Organization of Anarchists.
Sounds edgy to teens, sounds retarded adults. -
2022-06-12 at 11:58 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....Sounds like a problem suffered by those on the "less functioning" end of the spectrum.
Why not say
"i'm busy"
dumb bitch. -
2022-06-12 at 11:58 AM UTC in Should Kafka go back to facebook and stay off NIS?
Originally posted by Kafka You already did and told me to add you when I’d told you endless times to fuck off.
I feel like you are an angry person on the inside whose been hurt by men and are taking it out on the most masculine man you interact with.
Not sure why and am unsure how effective of a coping skill this is, but I wish the worst of luck -
2022-06-12 at 11:56 AM UTC in Should Kafka go back to facebook and stay off NIS?
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2022-06-12 at 11:56 AM UTC in What kinda goofy shit is this?
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2022-06-12 at 11:54 AM UTC in I'm in hospice care/stage 4 renal failureAre you gonna let yourself die on life's terms or ON YOUR OWN TERMS
If anyone has Hydromorphones number, please share it with me, i want to fuck members of our community and have pretty low standards for users-I-will-fuck
if you're extra helpful and she agrees, I will do it on Tinychat as is our culture's custom. -
2022-06-12 at 11:26 AM UTC in Should Kafka go back to facebook and stay off NIS?i think i'mma make a fetlife tomorrow morning when no one's up yet but now everyone's starting to wake up and they already banned this old guy from using the computer for 5 days for viewing internet pornography in the living room.
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2022-06-12 at 11:24 AM UTC in Should Kafka go back to facebook and stay off NIS?
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2022-06-12 at 11:24 AM UTC in Jan 6 Committee Starts Nowspectral is as necessary to our community as salt is to salted pork.
also he is just as halal as salted pork -
2022-06-12 at 11:23 AM UTC in What are you thinking about....How much it costs to make breakfast for 40 Hobos and the shocking fact that people do this in order to try to make them believe in the greatness of some dead kike's fan club.
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2022-06-12 at 11:21 AM UTC in I moved away forever and ruined my life.And if anyone cheats on me at any point ever, I can't ever be with them again, I've tried and it made me feel disgusted with myself that I was settling for a relationship based on trust, sodomy & monogamy with a cheater.
My friend/plug wanted to fuck my tranny ex while I was with her and I was high on meth and was like yea OK and a couple times she asked me if I was ok with it and after he had got there, I kinda just scowled and told her if she fucks him, she can leave with him.
That's the closest I ever got to polygamy. I told her I guess I"m kinda vanilla as I tore her ass up and choked the shit out of her while I held a poppers soaked rag over her face. -
2022-06-12 at 11:18 AM UTC in I moved away forever and ruined my life.
Originally posted by Sudo Did you ever give a girl an std you contacted from fucking a dude? Do you think she knew?
I think this is the beginning of a good chapter for you. Have you ever seen "the Florida project?" With willem Dafoe? You should move into one of those run down motels, scam tourists and party on the beach at night
I've contracted two STDS so far in my life, both chlamydia/the clap. One I contracted from a girlfriend who slept with another man while I was incarcerated, the other was from a gay man.
I only really like to have one sexual partner at a time if i can keep it steady and only look for a new partner when the first one leaves me (I don't really break up with anyone, just push them out of my life with my behavior and if they don't leave really push them away with increasingly nutty behavior).
I'm planning on going into a residental employment based living and gonna sell 20 sacks of Nuggets on the beach that come with 2 rolling papers and a pack of matches. That's a couple months from now but the Haitians have told me it's a good hustle cuz I speak perfect english, look like someone people would ask for bag, and as many of you know am not afraid of fighting over nothing at knife point with strangers. The last I think is the reason they like me, some big ass black guy (can't tell if he haitian it gets confusing when they speak spanish) threatened me on my second or third day and i was withdrawling and I told him I can't win a fist fight but I'll cut him.
He laughed and grabbed my shoulder. His name is Billy, Willy, Hill, pretty much anything that rhymes with Hill or Hilly he goes by. I'm not sure he even knows. Dudes a gigantic monster and told me he thought I was policia at first "but policia no knife fight, they pussy call 911, more whitey show up, you no call, you no policia."
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood that's because you are the gayest person I know
You have sex with a man who shoves lighters, high lighters, and lightsabers in his ass (with varying results of pleasure) and now masqearades as a quasi girl with a non functional weiner.
Your "girlfriend" is literally Christine Chandler. At least I'm honest enough to pigeonhole my trannies as "trannies" -
2022-06-12 at 11:10 AM UTC in pretty good action herehmm, i'm glad you didn't shortURL that link
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2022-06-12 at 11:05 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentBook Says: For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life
I'm gonna say I have it memorized: For god so loved man that he gave us his only son, so that whoever loves him should not die but have life in Heaven with God and Jesus Christ.
You see how my 'dumbass' jumbles it so they know I really learned it like I'm learning and haven't memorized Romans 3:14
I finesse the plug I got extra drugs, i finesse the church I got extra mugs. -
2022-06-12 at 11:02 AM UTC in What are you doing at the momentThe lutheran church serves like BOMB ASS BIG BREAKFAST. If you bring your own bible and lead some of the reading (it's a combination of like a sermon and a men's bible study) They let you eat as much as you want. If you just come in and sit there and look bored, you get 1 plate filled once (Still a huge meal) if you are "living in the the Word of God" as they call it, they fill your plate, the old lady comes by and asks if you have lunch plans (no) and then asks you if you want breakfast for lunch or wraps you a couple sandwiches.
So you know me, I bring my bible (found it in the church first day and asked if i could keep it to read before bed and requested what I should read, they said Psalms 1-3, i always ask, then on my walk to the church I glance at it really quickly so I know what to bring up as the 'subject')
Today I'm going to ask if I can lead and do Roman's 1-6;
Gonna try to memorize this before I go in. This is how you finesse religious people, take notes folx.
Then
I'm gonna try to do 99 pull ups in as few sets as possible to do, then round out with Rows and finish with vigorous masturbation.
