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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    I really just wished I listenedd to My Step Daddy and my good momma's advice.
    I said I was very sorry because I said i got extra for the weight, but dude had an opinion (god bless him), when I showed up with the same 28.

    I thought it would be cool but when I grabbed back the O, dude wanted to waive a gun. I said sir im very sorry, and now he agrees he made a mistake, as he let me get close to him. I said sir I'm very sorry

    Then I fell away from there.

    This was entirely ficticouis and never occured.

    O and I'm very sorry.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    I have an IQ of about 135 to 148 based on three tests I've taken. I previously years back would sell weed and pipes and what not and I guaranteed three condoms to anyone with a presumed IQ below 105.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I have nothing going on from when I wake up at noon to when I try to lay down at 1am. I moved back to my mom's house, put in all my job applications and I got nothing going
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Then I got my boy to bring almost everything into my storage unit. Who wanna play age of mythologies my niggers
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Started drinking on Friday, got into a fight with my ex girlfriend cuz I wanted to pay the crackman the 70 we owed him and 50 more but she didn't want to go get me another half gram when I got more beer.

    You know me

    I proceeded to drink the last Budweiser. Wouldn't you?

    Next thing I know she's getting the cops involved saying I threatened her and her daughter. So I waited outside (with the Budweiser), when the cops showed up she started screaming. I got this cat named horny Kitty, he's a about three years old but doubled in weight since I met him outside the liquor store and made him mine

    So horny Kitty and I are just hanging out in my boss chair and the cops roll up

    A NIGER and a white so I start jiving with the NIGER and he let me go inside to light my cigarette, so I packed up all my shit.

    My ex girlfriend and I had her prison bid looked forward to but you know me I got them pigs to load up everything to my boys car

    I spent 4 days outside, so on day 2 I cut everything pine 🎍 related down and weaved a blanket my niggars. Night three some nuggar was in it and I said niggas
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I was excited for the N64 but they fucked it up so bad and it doesn't even have any games I like right now. I'm just gonna buy a used wii and mod it to play n64/gamecube games



    I just like the switch for being able to play remakes on my tv


    how do u do +his? & would u help me do i+
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    wha+ is ur s+eam name
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    i like busch baked beans wi+h +he brown sugarand maple smoke
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    `/es +his is m`/ favori+e game, i ppla`/ a lo+
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    I figured out a better way to live.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    great advice everieone

    h
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    now hees reall handicapped

    fuck his brokeen kebboard
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    can we jus dox him
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Wariat, you are a pedophile, you fail to see this because you don't have success.

    You don't realize you're attempting to groom/finesse these girls and because of your below 80 IQ, you are repelled almost instantly.

    When girls tell you about OnlyFans or Sex Merchanting, they are not interested in you, they're interested in your 300 Polocks (or w/e it's called).

    If I was your counselor/future probation officer/parent I would tell you at age X you are only allowed to date women at least one year older than you.

    You're fucking up children just to get your rocks off, then you post on our forum like we're gonna High-5 you and be like wow you're the man!

    You're a fucking loser that has sex with kids, kids as defined as <18 years old.

    Aren't you like 30 nigga? Grow up. Fucking 13 year olds was cool when we were 12. We're not twelve anymore, you're a pedophile.

    Why not date a woman your age?
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    So i moved back in with my mom, and let's be real it's not working out. She claimed first I intentionally infected her with Covid, my boy tested negative, i refuse to get vaxxed, jabbed, anything (and i feel better ish already!) but I need a come up. Now I gave her a "new" sickness to get her fired from her job (why would I want her here more?)

    The job thing really isn't panning out.

    So let's say I go to a funeral, there are no cameras at funerals. I was thinking of having my bitch in the car with flowers, I go in to this old man (woman, w/e, it's just corpses to me) and I cry a bunch.

    I can take ambien and just cry at will, IDK why, I'll spend a year without shedding a tear, give me 10mg of zolpidem and (normally i take like 3-9 Hail Odin) and just cry and cry, I will make you hug me and tell me all dogs go to heaven type shit.

    So as this old husk is in his forever box, I go out and get the 5$ bouqet of flowers from walmart with a little note, "I'll never forget the role you played in my life" <--- He about to.

    And I just slip off this old niggers rings, I put the flowers over his hands and as i'm adjusting them, I adjust all the rings, wrist watch, necklace, etc.

    I say "more flowers have arrived" and as I go outside, I'm on my way out the door.

    I can/might do this to White Males & Hispanics (My partner in crime is hispanic).

    1 shitty gold ring at 14karat be like 300$, with diamonds and jediels, fuckin A that's a lot.

    And if they try to put the pieces together, I'm sorry? I think you have me confused, i came to drop the flowers off for an old man i used to serve food when i was a manager I really liked "insert generic name that matches the bullshit on the card."

    Why should I suffer so some rich cunt can have precious metals in his grave?

    If those fags didn't put concrete over corpses, at this point in my life, i'd be digging them up for the come up.

    God Bless and if you disagree with me, please tell me where you expect to have your funeral.

    Thank you,

    Your Nigger,
    BradleyB.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    the fact you admitted you plan on relogging in to check stuff means you're not going anywhere,

    you black out drunk yet retard?
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    I only shop at Walmart. But I like Asian people. Why would I care if one hundred years from now Americans only ate white rice?

    I love white rice.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    First day I had a little sniffle, Sunday I developed a weak cough. Monday wasn't bad but I began to get cold. Tuesday I have chills, where multiple layers under multiple blankets, am trying to stay drunk, no cigarettes. Bunch of bullshit.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    So I'm anti vax. It's been about two years since it's initial release and I finally got it now.

    Little side note, I blacked out and broke a bunch of my ex gfs shit. So I gave her my shrimpy's, my pythons (she's good to them), and my bonsai trees. Everything else that was important to me I escaped with. My escape rope was massively sickened by our Dominic variant.

    This was the best relationship I've had in four years but I couldn't quit drinking. Speaking of which is 1113 and I'm having a Hurricane and I feel like death incarnate.

    Should I replace all the stuff I broke? She didn't call the cops but I legitimately feel bad and didn't intend to do this to her or her daughter after they had been so kind to me.

    I hate myself and I'm drinking again. As promised when my life goes to shit, I come back to this community.

    I'd appreciate sympathy but I hardly expect it.
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    I'm looking for a job as well third shift bakery lead at kwiktrip I applied for (15.60, part time). My resume looks like shit because I'm a lazy useless nigger
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