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2022-07-23 at 8:14 PM UTC in I give up on this community.Hey
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2022-07-23 at 8:14 PM UTC in Everyone is pleased with Bradley, lately, becuz he is rising up and meeting life's challenges head-on...I think it's crazy Speedy Parker loves sucking cock and doesn't have any friends except his dad's cock.
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2022-07-23 at 8:09 PM UTC in Getting free replacement products.In an effort to further the utilization and knowledge of our community I am making this thread in hopes to inspire others to also share their ideas. All BRAD IDEAS are of a hypothetical nature.
So let's say you buy a fancy 100$ watch or an air conditioner or a bicycle or fuck really anything that isn't food, medicine or contain a serial number/product ID.
(Folks this excludes computers, game systems (though not physical games), really high end electronics, cell phones, firearms)
Now if you're your standard dumbfuck (which if you're reading my posts, I assure you that you are) you will step on your sunglasses, spill your beer on the keyboard, smash your watch while drinking & doing parkour, it doesn't matter HOW YOU DO IT, it matters WHAT YOU'RE GOING TO DO ABOUT IT.
Now a lot of you may not realize this, but most sites/stores offer 30 day return policies. Go buy the same product. Now go take that dirty air conditioner, pair of cracked sunglasses, broken fancy watch, shitty smelling dildo, and you're gonna put it in the new packaging material, clean the shit up a little bit (less necessary if you're doing an online return, but very necessary if you're doing in store returns, or maybe I just feel better while I'm doing it if the shit is clean cuz they're gonna check it)
Now most drug addicts/alcoholics will want cash or credit and not have the receipt. In person, you being an upstanding man tell them that when you opened it found it was USED! (a common problem with in person stores) and that's unacceptable. They will offer to exchange it for a new product, you act like this is kinda irritating and sometimes get a 10-20$ giftcard (according to my friend) but eitherway you now have 2 TWO working air conditioners/pairs of glasses for the price of 1, 1 of which is not opened.
Unopened products often can be returned or in store credit or cash (but the receipt will be entered as having done the exchange so don't be a retard)
Now with online, you tell them "hey these raybands aren't really my style" or "the watch isn't what I was looking for" etc. Now if you do this 3 weeks after you received it, you're in the 30 day marker and they say OK and will accept it returned DESPITE the fact you 'briefly' used it, SEND THAT SHIT BACK PLAYER.
When they receive it, there is a 100% chance you will get credit for the site (worst case scenerio) or have it refunded to your card (in 7-10 days). if they say you fucked it up or it's broken, tell them it was working when you sent it, the customer is always right.
If you fuck it up really really badly and they're like Nah nigga, tell them you want the broken item fixed! Or mailed back! Or something, they can't just STEAL from you like this!!!
& Make another account, use misspellings of your name and load everything with cash cards. These stupid fucks don't associate accounts with addresses, mostly just names. Pretty simple and straight forward, my friend said.
Ultimately unless you're a greedy person your goal is to take your broken/busted/doo-doo smelling item that you'd normally dispose of and for the cost of 1 of the product + the broken one you will get 1 new product (no packaging/paperwork item) & 1 product unopened in the packaging with paperwork.
Now if you're really greedy you can receive that, wait a couple days and send it back for instore credit. however you can only do the last part once or twice before they blacklist you. So it's recommended just to get 2 items for the price of 1.
DOES NOT WORK on Computers, Printers, Cell Phones, Video Game Systems and anything with a serial number.
But I think he was lying about all of this so i never thought about using it and neither should you.
I would like to encourage others to post similar threads in BI with a special encouragement to SBTLauren. -
2022-07-23 at 6:43 PM UTC in hey guys read thisno
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2022-07-23 at 6:42 PM UTC in I prefer crack cocaine from a bongI'm gonna do a 20 when I get out of here which is about a quarter gram to a third of a gram in Miami
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2022-07-23 at 6:40 PM UTC in What a selfish fucking bitchalso i don't believe you had any success and made all of this up
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2022-07-23 at 6:40 PM UTC in What a selfish fucking bitch"Do not donate to any charity helping them."
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Yeah grylls I'm surprised you have any success given that you not only look like a child molester but play with toys for Kids 6+ on the packaging. -
2022-07-23 at 6:35 PM UTC in Quitting Smoking Cigarettes TodayI smoke 3-4 cigarettes between 630am and 9am, then I put on my nicotine patch. I know this is kinda retarded but I enjoy it this way.
Tomorrow I'mma really try to make it just 1 in hopes that it becomes zero.
Sometimes I just want that burst of nicotine that comes from smoking to accompany my espresso & after breakfast (meals in general but especially breakfast)
Replacing my breakfast with 2 cups of unsweetened unsalted oatmeal & replacing one meal a day with salad is having me start losing weight. I'm down to 201lb and my blood pressure was 124/72 this morning.
Making really good improvements in my life that I"m actually proud of, I saved up 1,500 so far in welfare & get more in 8 days. That'll bring me to like 2400. I have like 200$ in cash shoved in my ass too. First month of rent is free at the sober living homes.
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2022-07-23 at 6:29 PM UTC in The TRT Thread: Its the end of the world as we know it so GET WHOLESOME editioni'm afraid of heights, it's really hard being 6'1
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2022-07-23 at 6:29 PM UTC in Vice City is worse than I rememberTried playing GTA 3 a couple months ago, the controls were ass and I hated it
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2022-07-23 at 6:27 PM UTC in I give up on this community.if i had to pick between AngryIVer/HellaNoTeeth & Lanny being our Administrator I would gladly give my support to Lanny.
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2022-07-23 at 6:26 PM UTC in I give up on this community.ya lanny's okay, i'mma call him one of these days
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2022-07-23 at 6:26 PM UTC in Freedom audit of LANNY alias Lil Sporty ( MORE UNJUST BANS ) 7/22/2022 CRIMES EXPOSEDi agree!
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2022-07-23 at 6:24 PM UTC in IMPERSONATIONS thread ( FRIENDLY FUN THREAD)"I'll fry your motherboard with my knowledge of 1988 IBM computers, kid."
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2022-07-23 at 6:22 PM UTC in Buying cars be like& Downers of any kind except alcohol.
I am a CRAZY person who bounces off the walls, I want to be MORE CRAZY and have MORE ENERGY.
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2022-07-23 at 6:21 PM UTC in Buying cars be like
Originally posted by Ghost Bradley B and Fonaplats are both addicts
Bradley is an opiate and beer junkie
And Fonaplats drug is Funko pops and his girlfriends husband's cum
Like cats and dogs.. tweakers and crack smokers, they never seem to get along.
I don't ever use opiates and never have liked them, ever. If you're going to try to insult me at least stick to the facts presented.
I've been addicted to:
Cocaine
Alcohol
K2/Synthetic Weed
I also like:
Marijuana
Meth
Prescription Amphetamines
Crack
LSD
I dislike:
Benzos
Opiates
Mushrooms
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2022-07-23 at 6:19 PM UTC in Buying cars be like
Originally posted by Fonaplats Brad,
I know your life sucks right now. I've been in the same boat.
Instead of hating on me you should be grateful that I am a living example that things can and will get better if you put forth some effort into bettering yourself.
My situation is what it is but gets better everyday and so can yours.
I don't see why you chose to dislike me.
If I was in your situation I'd stop raising someone elses kid, quit your job, and live off the government while getting free education so you can have a nice life later on instead of cutting your own throat to help others.
I chose to dislike you after years of friendship because you're the embodiment of a cuck in the hopes you will see my betrayal as a catalyst to do better for yourself.
You've inspired me to get better educated and not have sex with women with small children.
maybe I can inspire you? Also when I get out of here I'm buying a nice computer if you wanna start playing video games with me, I have my own money to buy steam games now. -
2022-07-23 at 6:16 PM UTC in Broke Boy Mealswow good one, you play children's video games, want to merry any woman who sleeps with you and need cash advance loans because you can't budget properly
You bringing up my sexuality over and over again is a childish attempt to deflect from your loser lifestyle and limited development. -
2022-07-23 at 6:14 PM UTC in Anyone here live in Orlando?I live in Miami. A lot better.
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2022-07-23 at 6:03 PM UTC in I give up on this community.I wonder what happened to Unwyred
