2022-07-24 at 3:15 PM UTC
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Proud Homosexuals of NiS
I know. But on the internet no one wants to make fun of you for being bisexual. They just stick to calling me a faggot. So for simplicity and ease of access, we have determined anyone who has had sex with a man in the last 10 years and will have sex with another man in the next ten years to be one of us.
2022-07-24 at 3:14 PM UTC
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Butt Hole Butt Hole Butthole
I wanna become one of these pastors
Not killing the homeless though :cheers:
2022-07-24 at 2:55 PM UTC
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TOTSE Member List from 2007
Who is buddha is that the same as bitch titz? without context your post is kinda hard to understand aldra
"artistic"
"people person"
"determined"
fuck what he do, do you know what jail? I'll write him a letter
If I had access to bulk amounts of animal blood, I would write AIDS on a cup, and add paint thinner to it so when they open it they're covered in what they assume to be human aids blood that smells like solvent.
It's not about the .17 cents or what someone said to me, it's just the fact i look for enemies and when I don't have any, I find them in petty thieves, disrespectful men or people on the sex offender registry. YMMV
He heard what you said about him and knows your connection to the Military Industrial Complex that caused 9/11 and got Jeff Hunter to finally shut down Totse, Wozniak told him.
I don't like to fight people stronger than me, sorry.
I wish I had more noopept.
how much do you weigh kafka?
Folks this is a favorite of mine and very easy to do, I recommend doing this in restaurants, but anything with a bathroom will suffice.
What you need,
Screwdriver
The need to use the restroom (to shit)
Plastic bag, I prefer to use a shopping type plastic bag, often from their establishment.
Now what you're going to want to do is go into the bathroom, preferably a locking one, lots of small restaurants have the ones that lock, if they don't, try the "family" restaurant which is as guaranteed to lock as it is to lock as it is incestuous.
Using the screwdriver unscrew the vent, i normally leave 1 of the screws still in, now shit in the bag, take the bag of shit in a manner where you won't have to actually touch your feces (that's fucking gross) and stuff the bag into the vent. Now if you're anything like me, you want people to know who it was, my trademark item is a steel reserve 211 can, so I wipe one off and get all the DNA and what not off that motherfucker (i wear gloves when I do most things like this)
and fill it full of piss. Now this is the difficult part for me when I'm really drunk, piss into the can to fill it full of piss lol.
Now shove the doodoo bag (which is traditionally inside out from shoving it in there and put the can of piss in such a manner that it will not drip and is inside the bag LOL screw that motherfucker back in, sometimes I leave 1 screw off (you'll see why soon)
Do not cause the piss can to fall on yourself whatever you do LOL
now when you leave teh bathroom, say thank you, I throw another empty steel reserve in the trash can infront of an employee just to spite them and so they remember WHO goes into their bathroom to chug steel reserves.
Within a couple days they will realize they have a HORRIBLE smell of shit in the bathroom, if they don't tell them/call the manager and say it's very gross smelling in there. At some point an employee will realize that the smell is coming from the vent and proceed to find the one screw missing, when he does the third screw shit, maggots, and a full beer can of piss (no matter how long its been because it's in the plastic bag so it won't evaporate, just condense a little) will fall on their face (goal) but body and hands/arms (acceptable)
This is one of the nastiest thing that can ever happen to anyone. Then the next morning I come in to buy two four packs of steel reserve and pretend like nothing happened, but u and I both know I mindraped that faggot who wouldn't hook me up with .17cents when I was in a pinch and told me "you not having money is not my problem at work"
OK fuck face I'll make you some problems
I have done this six times. For vents that open latterally I enjoy taking a gallon of whole milk, undoing the cap a small bit so it's got a slow leak and throw that shit as deep as I can into the vent and close it with screws. Sometimes I write the name of the employee that aggrieved me on the gallon jug. I have also done this in my middle school every year at graduation under the stage in the gym they had these big ass vents that kids would kick while sitting on the stage ledge and consequently vibrated the bottom screws out leaving a 20 foot gap to the air vents for that part of the school. 1 gallon of milk = lots of laughs & an outdoor 8th grade graduation. I also would drop entire trays of food in those vents whenever I felt like it.
