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2022-01-14 at 4:16 PM UTC in I know its common to claim Thyroid issuesbro u r rely just 1 big stretch mark
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2022-01-14 at 2:53 PM UTC in I know its common to claim Thyroid issues
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2022-01-14 at 2:48 PM UTC in Jailbroken PS4.have u had enough time to help me revamp my ps3 into greatness
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2022-01-14 at 2:43 PM UTC in Mushroom Lo MeinI'm doing chicken wings and i just had 4 hot dogs on hamburger buns but chicken wings are gonna be fireeeeeee tonight
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2022-01-14 at 2:43 PM UTC in I am fucking special. You dig?
Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson You're like a salmon…it's exhausted itself swimming hundreds of miles up stream to get to the spawning grounds, blown it's load and now just barely hanging on to life waiting to die or for a bear to come by and eat you….me too.
i love snagging them they taste OK -
2022-01-14 at 2:42 PM UTC in Why do Americans drink black coffee?damn ur so mean bruh
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2022-01-14 at 2:40 PM UTC in Random Thoughtsquick mix ready is fucking fat
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2022-01-14 at 2:20 PM UTC in Become a Serial Killeru need to have an array of kill kits spread accross the area you plan to work. the goal is to get as many of them as you can containing weapons, food, and disguises, make sure you include in each one a big dildo for you to sit on while you have other retarded fantasies about weapons caches in buckets you visit by rental car in order to work in that area and then either destroy the bucket or rebury it same hole fuck it ya dig
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2022-01-14 at 2:14 PM UTC in I know its common to claim Thyroid issuesimma buy me a donut in like an hour to help me celebrate my greatness niggers
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2022-01-14 at 2:12 PM UTC in I know its common to claim Thyroid issuesdamn jiggaboo jones is putting u on a straight up diet bro
for the record folks
190 calories
The Real Weight of a Donut
For example, a French Cruller at Dunkin Donuts has 220 calories and a Glazed Chocolate Donut has 340 calories while an Original Glazed Donut at Krispy Kreme has 190 calories and a Double Dark Chocolate Donut has 400 calories, according to the companies' respective websites.
if homer simpson aka quick mix ready aka paul wozny drives the rape van around for 10 hours, how many donuts does this fat nigga need to not 'waste away~>~>~>~>~>' 6.
If he wanted to lose weight, that fat nigga needs to have a deficit not just in attention but also in caloric intake
4 donuts would satiate the fat man at a rate he would approximately 3500 calories a week below his needs
1lb is about 3500 calories. So in 10 weeks he can lose 10 pounds. Here's to paul wozny eating less than 4 donuts a day for the next ten weeks! -
2022-01-14 at 2:03 PM UTC in Why do Americans drink black coffee?jigga do u have any form of messenger like discord or messenger I feel like u could provide a lot of insight into my life if you would tutor me in how to be a good person/home chef
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2022-01-14 at 2:01 PM UTC in Why do Americans drink black coffee?yall ever herad of people doing coffee enemas
now ive snorted my fair share of instant coffee in jail but i heard of people BOOFING the shit for "medicinal" purposes -
2022-01-14 at 1:26 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready I used to love boxing. cage fighting is brutal but interesting. But I never got fully into it.
I guess regular boxing is boring to most people these days.
that being said, Its 1:30am. im getting tired but I need to get up early and shower and try and work non-stop for 10 hours and then maybe 10 hours Saturday and 4 hours sunday to make money to pay off my Ticket and traffic school instead of going to court. the Court is never nice and will never give me a break. regardless, cops always say that.
but I just have that face that courts don't like. My White Privs or some shit. I have no clue. Besides, I derped and ran a red light.. not all the way,, I backed up. More like a false start on a red arrow going left. it was always timed in the pattern to go green. the dude honked behind me to warn me. and I backed up. but a cop was right there. didn't warn me. Gave me a citation.
I just want to skip court, pay the fine. and do traffic school. without having to deal with the court.
this town doesn't seem to allow this.
unless I'm not reading the citation right. HALP!
Do those attorneys for 99 bucks really work? they write some kind of letter that are supposed to get you off with no points?
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2022-01-14 at 1:18 PM UTC in What are you doing at the moment
Originally posted by POLECAT I'm watching the war room while hunting Rats, but earlier I moved one trailer 3 tacoma's a dodge and a 4x14 iron thing to get the yard ready for snowmobiling, now all my paths are open so I can make circles around the house in every direction so I can play at home or just use them to get the sled warmed up before hitting the trailes
why dont you just get a cat -
2022-01-14 at 1:15 PM UTC in YO; Fuck the PO'licei would immediately tell them it's semen
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2022-01-14 at 1:12 PM UTC in Why does Candy's pretend BF not look at the camera?bro this thread is so good wellhung if you made threads half this good about candyrein i'd be your friend
u childish little fuck -
2022-01-14 at 1:09 PM UTC in Who Killed Bill Kr0zby?? (2022, version. New evidence)
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2022-01-14 at 1:05 PM UTC in Who Killed Bill Kr0zby?? (2022, version. New evidence)ok ok ok ok ive had about a year to review my evidence for the Kr0zKomission this has included interviews with friends and family, studying back posts, speaking with my research team and most importantly *redacted*
so we gotta start with the basics our friend bill kr0zby aka douglas monks aka Douggie Fresh had some detractors. Not like enemies like I have but like people that didn't like him. HOWEVER (Now this is a big however) he was hearing the angry black man's voice who made him take his clothes off infront of a police officer.
FONAPLATS- Bro he called u and needed ur help and ur like "Ya i gotta go play some minecraft and talk to myself Doug" terrible!~!~!~! Fonaplats is believed to be the last person that isn't the killer or the angry black man in his head to talk to kr0z.
He texted me as well but as many of u know i get very drunk and go to sleep at like 8-10pm, so i was not awake to take this text!!! if i had been he'd still be alive or we'd at least know what someone did to him
Now enters Mal- don't know much about this angle as i didn't find it that interesting. Some IRL girl he knew maybe his babby mammer or some dumb shit told him to kill himself and was gonna FRAME HIM. I don't like this angle because it doesn't make me happy.
Now remember folks he was using a lot of "tek" which is slang for nigger cock and meth
So i think someone (Weed Smoker) told him all this bad shit was gonna happen knowing they're fucking with a tweaker, on meff, probably on cam, scared as fuck, who has skitzophrenia, and is local to weedsmoker
really dunno man
apparently he was really a piece of shit and would steal a lot, even from friends and from most/all drug dealers, so that's another angle.
As we celebrate the life of our friend and pour one out for the dead homey.
Also his dad likes my profile pics on facebook when i change them and we're not friends and I Think he might be a homo.
RIP Douglas "Kr0zD0g" Monks'"
enjoy this very rare picture of our late friend and his cat
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2022-01-14 at 12:51 PM UTC in I am fucking special. You dig?OP Should get a girlfriend that speaks english.
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2022-01-14 at 12:49 PM UTC in i just purchased 80 pounds of charcoal...
Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready yeah, its not easy to steer one of those things. takes a week at least to learn. especially paralleled parking. fucking hell, it's hilarious watching a new guy (green horn?) try and get around a corner without taking out a sign.
especially coming from Oakland's Port. (or any port for that matter)
I've seen it a few times. holding up people for three lights or more. until they clear it without scraping something.
but yeah, it would happen to just about any of us the first days on the job.
one good thing today is most trucks are Automatic now. learning what.. 28 gears or more?
What has 28 gears? I know extremely little about automotives but i thought the max any vehicle had is 8 aside from Nuetral and Parking.
Please educate me, Fattysan
