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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Does he know that you do this?
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson My politics don't comply with Trump or Biden…I'm a fascist…those two clowns are different shades of the same shit.

    oh i thought you were a republican. I vote republican but really i'd like to see someone come in there and say more funny shit like DOnald Trump did and really flex america's ginormous nuts like Joe Biden doesn't.

    Sleepy Joe is very low energy, someone said to me once and I was like WOW! I"m a GEN X'er and I really vibe with that~!~!~!~

    Donald Trump is a dickhead racist that basically caused a minor insurrection and likely is a master con artist, but he is fucking funny tho. And good at war.

    I like whoever our President is because that's how democracy works. Joe Biden can come sniff me whenever he wants to, I"m a patriot.


    I also live off of the government and think it's so hypocritical when people get government assistance AND HATE the government, that's so dumb, I love my country. Hail Biden
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Solstice Their burgers are awful, they taste like they are steam boiled instead of grilled and never have a decent beef flavor, they're extremely bland.

    I don't like any of the other Mcdonalds burgers aside from the McDouble, Big Mac & McChicken. I like to put hot picante sauce on the mcdoubles and mcchickens or just barbeque, the big mac i think should be some how included in our nation's merits like how countries have the national bird, flag, language, i think our food should be "The American McDonald's Big Mac"

    and as awful as mcdonalds is fucker u can go anywhere in the world and go to a mcdonalds and purchase the same shit i can in milwaukee, in South Africa, in Seoul, and get more or less the same shit

    not talkinga bout how like u have a pic from tumblr about how in Arabia there's a mcdonalds with no pork and sell kebabs and hash or some shit or in france it's called a doubly woubly and comes with a glass of wine but more or less

    SUBWAY and MCDONALDS are the same shit everywhere in the world, they're as iconic as a creampie
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    no i'm not talking about pandemic money dude, that's just a handout for the handout

    THIS ENTIRE THREAD IS ABOUT FOOD BRO, not your politics. FOOD STAMPS EBT QUEST CARD YOU FEEL ME

    TRUMP = 16-18 i used to call it my bread and butter money and use the card twice a year when it had enough worth spending and jus tkeep it in my jedielery box

    BIDEN = 184$ with 2X BONUS BIDEN BUMPS extra ones, just cuz fuck it ur strugglin type shit! ' ontop of 184 a month, so now i carry my quest card everywhere, i lose it, call them bitches up, sir u know it's 2.50 to send u a new one deducted from your balance i say BET!

    but yeah i got like 430 on there and idk if biden's still doin that so i gotta save it a lil but i like to buy my mom groceries a lot and like do these food challenges with you, jiggaboo.

    cuz if we get trump back or a republican or if you have to be vaccinated to get it , im gonna be going back to robbing people outside the Food Mart
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    don't you have a wife? Do you really cheat on her? Tell me more about this, potential new dad.
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    under donald trump i got liek 18$ a month in food stamps because im on ssi, under joe biden 184!!!!!! a month! for like 18 months, i don't get it anymore though, but i banked all of it, and now have like 450 left because i spent about 60% of it while i was living with my girlfriend and her daughter and we would get candy, etc on a daily basis from the corner store which did take my stamps or food from walgreens which is really expensive but i had it on the stamps you see

    if u see how i eat u should see how the niggers in the ghetto eat, they still live to be 50 60 some of even 70 type shit

    i also buy a lot (about 50%) of the food i get but like them food stamps HELLA frees me up to steal what i really want which is like shrimp, lobsters, crab, canned goods, alcohol, fishing stuff, & lubricant
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    joe biden did give me biden bucks which helped a lot and i wish i could tell joe biden thank you so much for giving away the governments money to poor people and shit during covid.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    my mother and i go to the food pantry every other wednesday and we always have and always will. My entire life i have eaten food pantry food, even when i had plenty money, i still buy the toastie O's & unfrosted flakes. I'm not accustomed to once a day saying "cheerio wifey let's round up the trolley and go have a go at the food market. Im fancing a fresh noodle to sup on for brunch" I'm not jealous of you for having a private chaffuer and success but im saying it doesn't build me up to keep mentioning i'm eating out of cans or stealing everything you see me cook on the forum
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, that's only if you are a poor cook/chef…or use cans as your main ingredient.

    dude stop making fun o fme for the cans angle i have a lot of canned goods we get it, youre super rich and old and majestic like a mountain and im poor and young and am vermin to you.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    IM MEAT LOAFIN IT EVERYONE
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    keep two by your bed to remind you you have family after all
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    how do you do so much speed and stay so fat
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    my auntie got banned onf acebook for saying happy insurrection day
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    what methods are you using to kill them? Why didn't you start a thread in DIY? Instead of 10 or 15 retards getting snivels, all us retards could critique your methodology and track it's improvement.

    why don't you do that polecat it'd be good for you to get outof the house and take some photos to show your friends online
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    my mom asked me to stop talking about the vaccine cuz i get really drunk and tell her;

    "I bet the jedis or whoever runs the world has a switch and when vaccinated are at whatever percentage they want gone, they're gonna flip it and *poof* no over population, no pollution, no fighting over resources. You'll see. Well you won't, because you're vaccinated."
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Have you thought about making an OkCupid/Tinder/Grinder account Paul?
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    figured it'd be worth it to shoot my shot
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    im hoping i can go to the grocery store today, im doing my mom's taxes and need to get the tax forms so i have a reason to use the car, gonna get some more beer predictably, but im hoping to go to the grocery store so i can get some food, anything you'd like to see me try to make? Nothing that involves a lot of fat, grease or pork product.
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    also jigger that was a joke about wasting ur time buying everything seperately instead of getting it from a can, i just go to the food pantry bruh
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Food tastes better when it's produced in masse by people who make food 8-10 hours a day for their whole life.

    Best burger? McDonalds

    Best mexican? That truck over yonder

    Best sushi? Samurai's Wok

    Get real nigger, people be like "oh my grammy was the best cook" Yeah maybe at like 1 thing like her special casserole or something but a restaurant cook working 80-120 plates a shift hands down will be a better cook than some lady making less than 150 plates a year for people she's related too/herself.
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