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Posts by Bradley

  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by AngryOnion His girlfriend fine Jesus Christo leave the guy be.

    If you were 30 and not twice that you'd find her repulsive, overly kind grandfather.
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Full time college student sorry.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    No one here has that kind of money.

    And those that do surely wouldn't give it to you.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Hey AO great to see you stepping up to the thread creating posts today.

    I don't watch mainstream television and haven't in years. I'm not stupid enough to mentally shut down during moving pictures but when I did I realized I have a tendency to watch the first 15 minutes of the news or other interesting non fiction and as soon as commercials start I find something else to do.

    I do watch YouTube primarily for disturbing documentaries and truecrime videos but generally I browse the internet, do crossword puzzles/sudokus and use instant messenger.

    What do you watch?
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Never had a theft charge tho! Stole more stuff today
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by SBTlauien Now you need to go buy a better keyboard, take it out of the box, place the shit one you stole back into the box, and return it. Keep the batteries too.

    How many felonies do you have on your record?

    2
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by WellHung ur doing a great job down there, Bradley. πŸ‘

    I know i am. My best friend in Wisconsin says the same.

    Im not drinking, living in an apartment, back in college, tan, happy.

    Only thing i need to feel complete is a Hispanic or mulatto girlfriend.
  8. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by WellHung liar liar pants on fire, Bradley?πŸ‘

    No I'm being srs.

    1 Hispanic 1 white 1 black in rehab.

    The rest are my fishing pals and the other white guy is my roommate. Which makes him my friend-for-now.

    Until i move out of somewhere and can choose whether i want to know someone further they're not a real friend.

    Like every cellmate I've had in prison i was BFFNs with. Best Friends For Now, but when given the opportunity chose to no longer know.
  9. Bradley Florida Man
    Wanna smoke k2 and go to the nude beach
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Ok pick me up, folk.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    What are you Johnny Law? Son of Officer Law.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Fonaplats No.

    Why? Her chin has great shock value.

    When you get head i bet she's eating your ass simultaneously
  13. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Fonaplats I make enough money now I dont have to save for stuff.

    You had to do a check advance pay day loan like a month ago. Stop contradicting yourself.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by cigreting if they complain shove the pennies up there ass
    youll probably get a hard dick

    I don't like the way homeless men smell and while i am kinder than most to them but a handshake is as far as i feel comfortable touching them (which says a lot because i have unprotected sex with strangers)
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Woke up from a nice nap.
    I've decided that from here on out the best thing I can do is take some ibuprofen in the morning before we head out an about.
    My back was hurting real good when we finally made it back to the resort.
    I took a nap and feel fine now though.

    Currently we are awaiting the arrival of my girlfriend's mom and nephew who will be staying with us until Wednesday.

    Trying to calculate the costs of today alone is mind boggling.

    Good thing you've been saving money for this.
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Can you take photos of your Little People Big World Mom girlfriend?
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Rape Monster An ill-timed pregnancy is the last piece you need to complete your scuzzy eurotrash girl ensemble. You've already got the horrible personality, alcoholism, and irresponsibility to ensure your kid grows up a proper fuckup

    I want to be the father.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Kafka I’m gonna regret taking a smart drug cuz my stomach lining is fucked but it’s the only thing that gives me an ounce of energy.

    What smart drug do you like?

    Do you have access to omiprazole/prilosec to protect your stomach?
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    Thinking about watching a scary movie or 2
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Raison bran and milk
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