What are you thinking about....

1. 2022-08-20 at 12:03 PM UTC

   #12241
   Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist

   I was staying at my parents house in the spare room. Decided to go lay in bed early around 5pm, but everybody was still up (mum, dad and brother). I went to the spare room with my dog and just watched a movie etc, started getting super horny and I thought “they are up the other end of the house it’ll be fine” so I pulled my panties down and let my dog lick me, he was going for ages and I was coming so close to climax.. honestly felt so amazing! And then I heard my dad coming down the hallway, close to the room I was in, but I didn’t want to stop my dog from licking because it felt so good and I was so close to finishing, I climaxed just as dad reached the door. I quickly threw the blanket over me and pushed the dog out of the way as he was opening the door. I’m not sure if he noticed anything, but he talked to me normally and asked what I wanted for dinner ?

2. 2022-08-20 at 12:19 PM UTC

   #12242
   WellHung Black Hole
   fucking more niggers
3. 2022-08-20 at 12:30 PM UTC

   #12243
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Get a life. Frickin thirsty dumb. Get a job
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • CandyRein
4. 2022-08-20 at 12:33 PM UTC

   #12244
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   Living off government income, on a site posting all day, everyday about some bullshit u don’t even believe. SMH kill urself dummy
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5. 2022-08-20 at 12:34 PM UTC

   #12245
   

   aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
   I wonder if wariat realises most of those stories are fiction written by degenerates just like him
6. 2022-08-20 at 12:39 PM UTC

   #12246
   WellHung Black Hole
   My upcoming trip to Bali.
7. 2022-08-20 at 12:46 PM UTC

   #12247
   DontTellEm Black Hole
   You aren’t going to Bali. Smh how embarrassing. Take pics 😂
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   • CandyRein
8. 2022-08-20 at 1 PM UTC

   #12248
   WellHung Black Hole
   the dangers of drinking arak while in Bali. I'm going to stick to bottled beer. 😁
9. 2022-08-20 at 2:13 PM UTC

   #12249
   

   Haxxor Space Nigga

   Originally posted by DontTellEm Living off government income, on a site posting all day, everyday about some bullshit u don’t even believe. SMH kill urself dummy

   
   This description fits more than half the posters here.
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by DontTellEm You aren’t going to Bali. Smh how embarrassing. Take pics 😂

   
   She’s right you ain’t goin nowhere 🤥
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   • CandyRein
10. 2022-08-20 at 6:13 PM UTC

    #12250
    Kafka sweaty
    I got a letter from the contraceptive implant people saying they’ve been trying to get in contact with me. I was left on a waiting list for over a year. If I get the implant that means no getting pregnant for three years or longer as they can last 5 years, if I don’t have the nerve to cut it out of my arm. They just let this one expire and didn’t remove it for me. Anyway there’s a chance I’ll never have children because my fertility will drop in 3-5 years. I’m not sure if I should avoid getting the implant and just be more careful instead with condoms and the right people.
11. 2022-08-20 at 8:40 PM UTC

    #12251
    

    troon African Astronaut

    Originally posted by Kafka I’m not sure if I should avoid getting the implant and just be more careful instead with condoms and the right people.

    
    No. You'd make a terrible mother, and it's not impossible you'd be too off your face to realize you're pregnant until it's too late.
12. 2022-08-20 at 8:48 PM UTC

    #12252
    

    Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged

    Originally posted by Kafka I got a letter from the contraceptive implant people saying they’ve been trying to get in contact with me. I was left on a waiting list for over a year. If I get the implant that means no getting pregnant for three years or longer as they can last 5 years, if I don’t have the nerve to cut it out of my arm. They just let this one expire and didn’t remove it for me. Anyway there’s a chance I’ll never have children because my fertility will drop in 3-5 years. I’m not sure if I should avoid getting the implant and just be more careful instead with condoms and the right people.

    
    An ill-timed pregnancy is the last piece you need to complete your scuzzy eurotrash girl ensemble. You've already got the horrible personality, alcoholism, and irresponsibility to ensure your kid grows up a proper fuckup
13. 2022-08-20 at 8:57 PM UTC

    #12253
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    All the moons are aligned.
14. 2022-08-20 at 9:16 PM UTC

    #12254
    Kafka sweaty
    I’ll flip a coin. Also I’m not an alcoholic and have never been off my face.
15. 2022-08-20 at 9:20 PM UTC

    #12255
    Kafka sweaty
    One time my drink was spiked, half a glass and I was paralytic. It was pure will power that I got up. Someone tried to stop me leaving but I pushed them out of the way.
16. 2022-08-20 at 10:14 PM UTC

    #12256
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ All the moons are aligned.

    
    All the stars are here.
17. 2022-08-20 at 10:16 PM UTC

    #12257
    

    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I'm pretty sure we're all just purely circumstantial. The more I think about it the more I think you have to be fairly retarded to continue to believe in a specific religion and that a loving God made us this way. Look at our bodies for example. LOL!
18. 2022-08-20 at 10:42 PM UTC

    #12258
    

    POLECAT POLECAT is a motherfucking ferret [my presentably immunised ammonification]
    Bob, I think I still have the end of his tail out in my truck
19. 2022-08-20 at 11:48 PM UTC

    #12259
    

    Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ All the moons are aligned.

    
    Who are you. John Moon?
20. 2022-08-21 at 12:09 AM UTC

    #12260
    

    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    Robert the Rat is no more.