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  1. Bradley Florida Man
    Oh yeah and the fishing is a million times better. Salt water heals my wounds. Almost every other woman is beautiful, every other man is gay, racism doesn't exist, no one is an immigrant in a city of immigrants, shoplifting is easy, im getting free college, the food is spicy and wonderfully foreign, everyday there is warm rain ( i loved summer thunderstorms growing up ), the sun always shines, its never going to get cold and ive never drank here because I'm genuinely happy and have friends who arent drunks for the first time.

    My life sure does suck here, fag
  2. Bradley Florida Man
    Every day feels like I'm on vacation, goofy ass nigga, what's not to love.
  3. Bradley Florida Man
    I love miami lol I'm not leaving till my mom dies and then I'm gonna immediately move to SE Asia or Australia depending on my mood.
  4. Bradley Florida Man
    Word. I think the idea of hating a group of people then having sexual fantasies about them to be very bizarre. I'm down right mean to white women but like to give compliments to non white girls, hold the door open for them, take them out for dinner, etc
  5. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by WellHung 4:43 pm Eastern Standard Time.

    Like in 39 minutes?
  6. Bradley Florida Man
    Which for me is a lot of friends to make in 3 months
  7. Bradley Florida Man
    I have made 7 friends in Miami. 4 are Cuban. 2 are white. 1 is black.

    All are male :(
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    All jokes aside this was a fishing accident.
  10. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by mmQ Well?? did a piano fall on your head or what?

    I asked this fat girl to sit on my face.
  11. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Bradley have u made this thread az a cry for help?

    No. Indirect cries for help are manipulation of the highest tier.

    If i actually wanted your help i would call my friends and tell them hey i actually really need your help.
  12. Bradley Florida Man
    Always strikes me as a humorous bit how some ppl get into a weak ass car accident and break they neck [dale Earnhardt] and others will fall six stories and have some permanent back pain.
  13. Bradley Florida Man


    Three hours after.


    hem images

    30hours after.

    Not sure how i didn't get knocked out.
  14. Bradley Florida Man
    So i had a pretty serious head injury yesterday and taste treated it myself. I then proceeded to stay in the sun for ten more hours, eat deep fried food, take a shower ( which partially reopened my wounds ), and drink a NOS energy drink mixed with a powerade. I intended to stay awake but collapsed into a light delirium kind of sleep.

    I don't know why i said shop lifting pussy just now, it was a phrase my friend used to say a lot.

    I dreamed i was in a psyche ward connected to a jail and i kept going between the two and the psych ppl were confused where i kept leaving too. I realized they didn't have weapons in the psych ward unit so i got a bunch of home made shivs and a small straightshot and brought them back for the white ppl in the psych unit and almost immediately they began fighting with them. This is when i saw i still had the pipegun on me they started a shake down and i got really scared and realized i couldn't get back to the jail unit so i threw down the gun and felt rally rally scared and woke up.

    I bled over a bunch of my sheets but it clotted up again probably gonna get a nicer set from Amazon later. Aside from the blood they're still perfectly good sheets.
  15. Bradley Florida Man
    Shoplifting pussy
  16. Bradley Florida Man
    Admit you have a crush on me
  17. Bradley Florida Man
    Bad today. I didn't go to the hospital. I don't feel the best.
  18. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by Sudo You asked me what to make for dinner and didn't tell me IT WAS CONTEXT PACIFIC

    The fact I even know what target is should be impressive to you. Do you know what giant tiger is? Didn't think so. I bet they have some frozen yet rubbery crawdads too

    Ya I don't know what that is.

    I like n the list you made
  19. Bradley Florida Man
    What time are you free to be called
  20. Bradley Florida Man
    Originally posted by WellHung What's not to like?

    The spam and racial slurs
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