Fonaplats Goes in Vacation

1. 2022-08-20 at 10:58 PM UTC

   #21
   

   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by AngryOnion Before we got a house me and the wife would go camping every Summer.
   Now there is no point I can make a fire and pass out drunk in my own damn backyard.

   
   now you can also kill her and bury her remains without having to go to camping sites.
2. 2022-08-21 at 10:19 AM UTC

   #22
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   First night went well.
   Went swimming at the resort and explored the grounds a bit.
   Ordered delivery because we couldn't be fucked driving or walking half a mile.
   Went to bed.
   The bed was kinda of firm for my liking but it will do.
   
   Now it's day 2 and Im awake drinking coffee.
3. 2022-08-21 at 10:27 AM UTC

   #23
   RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
   U realize u coulda just took a shower and fucked ur gf and saved 1000 dollars prolly right?
4. 2022-08-21 at 11:08 AM UTC

   #24
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

   Originally posted by RIPtotse U realize u coulda just took a shower and fucked ur gf and saved 1000 dollars prolly right?

   
   $1200 for an entire week at a resort really is not bad at all.
   Go get a basic hotel room and see how much that cost.
   
   Ive got oodles to do without ever having to actually leave where In staying and it comes doen to less than $200 a day.
   
   I haven't went on an actual vacation in 16 years so STFU and spread your jelly on some toast.
5. 2022-08-21 at 2:59 PM UTC

   #25
   

   Ghost Black Hole

   Originally posted by Fonaplats

   
   I went to banff and ski resorts a lot when I was a kid, they are the worst types of vacations. I hope that $$ gets you an all you can eat breakfast at least and FUKKEN LOAD UP ON THAT SHIT take too much man take 5 pancakes and 4 toast with 3 coffee
   
   
   
   

   Originally posted by Fonaplats $1200 for an entire week at a resort really is not bad at all.
   Go get a basic hotel room and see how much that cost.

   
   I can get one for $30 an hour right now and there are escorts right outside that can get you cocaine and a liquor store down the street.
6. 2022-08-21 at 3:53 PM UTC

   #26
   

   Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
   I'd recognize Banff from any picture and i do to this day. I've been there and it's nice. But Main Street, i forget it's actual name, but the street that goes through the center of town reminded me a little of Disney World and not in a good way. The facades are nice but the alleyways are shit. Gives it a sort of fake vibe. But hey can't fake the fucking mountains, and those melt water lakes. Very nice indeed. Well i liked it. We don't get dramatic landscapes where i am from.
7. 2022-08-21 at 4:15 PM UTC

   #27
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   
   
   
   
   
   Ate breakfast at some flapjack house and then stopped at a big gift shop store. Tried to feed some baby bears but they were sleeping so we wandered around and went to The Island which isn't an island at all but more of like an outdoor mall with amusement park rides and Paula Deens Kitchen.
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8. 2022-08-21 at 4:16 PM UTC

   #28
   

   Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
   Tired, we have retreated to the resort for a nap.
9. 2022-08-21 at 4:22 PM UTC

   #29
   

   mmQ Lisa Turtle
   Did you play any GAMES?
10. 2022-08-21 at 7:43 PM UTC

    #30
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Woke up from a nice nap.
    I've decided that from here on out the best thing I can do is take some ibuprofen in the morning before we head out an about.
    My back was hurting real good when we finally made it back to the resort.
    I took a nap and feel fine now though.
    
    Currently we are awaiting the arrival of my girlfriend's mom and nephew who will be staying with us until Wednesday.
    
    Trying to calculate the costs of today alone is mind boggling.
11. 2022-08-21 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #31
    

    Bradley Florida Man
    Can you take photos of your Little People Big World Mom girlfriend?
12. 2022-08-21 at 8:28 PM UTC

    #32
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Fonaplats Woke up from a nice nap.
    I've decided that from here on out the best thing I can do is take some ibuprofen in the morning before we head out an about.
    My back was hurting real good when we finally made it back to the resort.
    I took a nap and feel fine now though.
    
    Currently we are awaiting the arrival of my girlfriend's mom and nephew who will be staying with us until Wednesday.
    
    Trying to calculate the costs of today alone is mind boggling.

    
    Good thing you've been saving money for this.
13. 2022-08-21 at 9:45 PM UTC

    #33
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Bradley Good thing you've been saving money for this.

    
    I make enough money now I dont have to save for stuff.
14. 2022-08-21 at 9:45 PM UTC

    #34
    

    Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Originally posted by Bradley Can you take photos of your Little People Big World Mom girlfriend?

    
    No.
15. 2022-08-21 at 9:59 PM UTC

    #35
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I make enough money now I dont have to save for stuff.

    
    Save Save Save.
    Live below your means and save more.
    Old age creeps up on you and the more money you have the better off you are.
    Before you know it Fona your going to be 50 years old saying WTF? happened???
    I'm telling you it happens FAST.
    Before you know it your girlfriends kid is going to have a kid and you are going to say WTF??
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16. 2022-08-21 at 10:01 PM UTC

    #36
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Fonaplats I make enough money now I dont have to save for stuff.

    
    You had to do a check advance pay day loan like a month ago. Stop contradicting yourself.
17. 2022-08-21 at 10:02 PM UTC

    #37
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by Fonaplats No.

    
    Why? Her chin has great shock value.
    
    When you get head i bet she's eating your ass simultaneously
18. 2022-08-21 at 10:29 PM UTC

    #38
    

    AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    His girlfriend fine Jesus Christo leave the guy be.
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19. 2022-08-21 at 10:47 PM UTC

    #39
    

    Bradley Florida Man

    Originally posted by AngryOnion His girlfriend fine Jesus Christo leave the guy be.

    
    If you were 30 and not twice that you'd find her repulsive, overly kind grandfather.
20. 2022-08-21 at 11:09 PM UTC

    #40
    

    vindicktive vinny Black Hole

    Originally posted by Bradley If you were 30 and not twice that you'd find her repulsive, overly kind grandfather.

    
    but its buy one free one.